Category: Non-Rivalry News

  • SUPER CALI (FRAGILE-LIPSTICK-X-P-ALL-BODACIOUS)

    Spoonful of sugar — “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” is what you say when you don’t know what to say, and seeing (former UCLA Dance Team member) Michelle be so graceful and exquisite in last night’s prelim round of the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA pageant left me speechless For the second time in three years,…

  • GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR HAND IN THE TILLOW

    Former Bruin Cheerleader Katie E. has invented a brilliant new product:  The “Tillow” — It’s a beach towel with built in pillow and pockets — Please check it out and help her realize her dreams! I have been telling you for years that the members of the UCLA Spirit Squad…

  • DESIRE TO GO HIGHER? FIRE LIAR MCGWIRE!

    Roid Sage — Dodgers are eliminated from the Postseason as Batting Coach (and lying ex-trojan) Mark McGwire’s Offense totally chokes, mustering just 2 hits, and getting shut out again, in 9-0 Game 6 loss to St. Louis Bad karma, or bad Coaching?  Either way you look at it, a SCumbag…

  • PRETTY AND PINK

    The UCLA Spirit Squad sports pink pom poms to support Breast Cancer Awareness — color me aware Many comedians and comedy writers say that anything can be joked about.  Even sickness, death, murder, rape, disabilities, genocide, The Holocaust, assassinations — ANYTHING.  Some people will be offended, but humor is a…

  • WAKING THE DEADTIME STORIES

    Scream for me America!  — Here is a 45-second teaser for my new kids’ TV show Deadtime Stories, premiering this Thursday night at 8pm on Nickelodeon, with two new episodes airing every Thursday night this month! Please, please, please watch this video, watch/record the show, and tell people about the…

  • DEADTIME STORIES GOES LIVE!!!

    The Night of the Living Deadtime Stories — The highly-anticipated Kids’ TV Series premieres on Nickelodeon this Thursday, October 3rd at 8pm (5pm on Nickelodeon EAST, so if you have DirecTV, you can watch it before the UCLA game, otherwise, DVR it at 8!!!) Do you love UCLA?  Do you…

  • FIELD WITH A KISS

    Anaheim Rock City — KISS has Great Expectations for the new “L.A. KISS” Arena Football team that the iconic Hard Rock band is bringing to the O.C. in 2014, but if they don’t want to feel Sweet Pain, they better Shout It Out Loud and offer free Cold Gin if…

  • TO SURF MAN

    No, it’s not a cookbook — Just serving up a collection of tasty photos from the 2013 U.S. Open Surfing Championship July is the off-season for the UCLA-u$c Rivalry.  Football practice starts in a couple of weeks, so until then, there’s not too much to cover or talk about.  I…

  • A BLOODY GOOD TIME

    A different slice of life — Another day spent at the 2013 Anime Expo reaps many rewards, like character-building to die for I had so much fun on Friday at the Anime Expo, that I had no choice but to go back for more on Saturday.  So here are 50…

  • COS AND EFFECT

    Cosplay, Lolitas, and Gyarus, oh my — Anime Expo is underway in L.A., and it’s so incredible, I just can’t find the right nerds to describe it Okay, okay… You definitely don’t need to be a nerd or a derp to enjoy the 2013 Anime Expo being held at the…

  • THE SOFTER SIDE OF CHEERS

    Here are 36 more USC Cheerleader photos from the Swim with Mike Charity function and Trojan Spring Scrimmage, meant to inspire you to donate generously at swimwithmike.org As the tragedy in Boston illuminates clearly, lots of people suffer unfairly due to circumstances beyond their control.  And, many people respond heroically…

  • ENEMY FINE

    The Rivalry hatchet stays buried this week, as we celebrate the best USC has to offer, all in the name of charity Just because they possibly made a misguided choice on where to matriculate, doesn’t mean they aren’t attractive people with good hearts.  That belief is borne out again today, as I…