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  • LIVING IN A FANTASY (FOOTBALL) WORLD

    Daft Kings and Fan Drool — I love Fantasy Football and hope it stays legal, but WHAT the “F” are the two big companies thinking, by (allegedly) rigging things, WHO the “F” is claiming that it isn’t really “gambling,” and WHY the “F” did they discuss it at the Republican Presidential Debate?? I like gambling. […]

  • TROJAN’S “JEM” FLOPS, BUT BRUIN GEMS ARE TOPS

    Trojan Completes a Bomb — Highly-decorated u$c film school graduate Jon Chu delivers the biggest box office flop in the history of Universal Pictures, as his live-action movie version of the beloved 80’s cartoon Jem & the Holograms gets “Universally” panned by critics and fans, and finishes FIFTEENTH on its opening weekend, making only $1.32 […]

  • TROJAN-HORSE HATERS CLUB

    With quick clicks in six ticks, Harold Mansfield’s tricks kick out the pricks and find the fix that sticks, for my sick mix of chick pics. Hit the bricks, trojan dicks, you’ve been licked, so help me Skip Hicks! Gene(ius) Hackman! It took “only” TWO YEARS, but I finally found the genius (if not the […]

  • (Mc)GWIRE’S REMORSE

    Attack Big Mac — Disgraced trojan Mark McGwire is the first Batting Coach since 1923 to have his team get NO-HIT TWICE IN 9 DAYS It’s not like he doesn’t have any talented players to coach!  In fact, ex-trojan and current Dodger Hitting Coach Mark McGwire could be arrested for misappropriation of funds, after Coaching […]

  • MARVEL AT THESE SUPERHEROES

    With “Antman” still #1 at the box office (barely beating “Pixels,” which appears to be a ripoff of a “Futurama” episode), I thought it would be a good time to release some more photos of the UCLA Spirit Squad — heroines whom you wouldn’t mind if they invaded your space at a picnic Adam Sandler […]

  • TROUT IT OUT LOUD

    Home Run Trout — Mike Trout becomes first-ever to be All-Star MVP twice in a row, as his lead-off Home Run (the first in 38 years) and scoring of the go-ahead run in the 5th inning lead the AL to their third straight victory, 6-3 KISS it Goodbye.  It must be in the Genes…  Now […]

  • THE SPLASHED AND THE SERIOUS (HEAVEN)

    Reckless Diving, to Drive Up Rev-enue — The USC Song Girls join the race to help catastrophically-injured young athletes, by jumping into the pool for the innertube relay, at the 35th Annual Swim With Mike Fundraiser I have a ton of new “followers” for this web site this year, thanks to its Facebook page, so […]

  • RIGHT LANE OBSTRUCTED AGAIN

    Lowest Lane — Just like the 405 North near UCLA, when Lane Kiffin is coaching in a big game, you can assume that a Lane will be shut down, and that’s what happened in the Sugar Bowl, as Kiffin’s confused Offense chokes in the end, allowing Ohio State to upset Alabama and advance to the […]

  • “TOP OF THE WORLD, CRAW!!”

    Blue and Gold White Heat — Bruin Brandon Crawford gets a World Series Ring, topping a series of honors and accomplishments for several individual Bruins, several Bruin teams, and UCLA as a University, in the last two weeks, while u$c gets no love at all Yeah, I know… James Cagney NEVER said “Top of the […]

  • THE STAR’LETTE LAKER

    The Laker Girls double their dominance by adding UCLA Dance Team Star Nicolette to their squad, which already boasts UCLA Dance Team Star Lizzi [NOTE:  This article includes 47 brand new UCLA Cheerleader photos following the brief text.] Sincere congratulations go out today to former Bruin Dance-Teamer Nicolette, who has just been added to the […]

  • YOUR DUTY IS CRYSTAL CLEAR

    It’s time to support your fellow Bruin and former UCLA Spirit Squad member Crystal, whose revolutionary new clothing line is ready to take the Fashion World by storm — And you can be a part of the success by helping her on Kickstarter I’m all about justice.  The whole point of this site is to […]

  • THE SOAKER AND THE BEEF

    One last appealing appeal for you to open your hearts and wallets to the unfortunate victims of catastrophic injury who still have the courage to go to college and make a difference Here is one final batch of USC Song Girl photos from the Swim With Mike fundraiser.  I hope they inspire you to

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