Author: ucladavid
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MO MAS! NO MAS!
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Osa Double Dose-a — Due to two (count ’em, TWO) separate investigations of SEXUAL ASSAULT [rape, forcible sodomy, fondling and “exploitation by telecom.”] in two different states, trojan Linebacker Osa Masina has been suspended for sc’s season opener against Alabama Innocent until proven guilty. That’s what I always say. But…
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MARIJUANAVICH EM-BARE-ASSED AGAIN
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The Nude Bomb — Ex-trojan hero, NFL bust, and Chronic offender Todd Marinovich gets busted yet again, this time for being NAKED, with pot, in someone else’s backyard [UPDATE: It is now being reported that they found METH on him too!] All that talent. All that money. Pissed away by…
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A-MAYS-ING (DIS)GRACE
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How Sweet the Sound — Former trojan Defensive Back Taylor Mays gets released by the Bengals due to his impending SECOND suspension for violating the NFL’s Substance Abuse Policy Another NON-shocker: Another Pete Carroll trojan is busted for illegal drugs. Coincidence this is NOT. A blatant pattern of drug abuse…
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(SOUTH) CENTRAL “INTELLIGENCE” AGENCY: SC’S LANGLEY BUSTED AT UCLA PARTY
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More proof that trojans wish they were Bruins: u$c Cornerback Isaiah Langley gets suspended for 1 game for getting arrested at a UCLA frat party, for suspicion of intoxication, resisting arrest, and trespassing — for refusing to leave! UCLA is the most applied-to school in the World. It’s hard to…
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Re-FUSE to Lose
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The Young and The Brainless — The Clown Prince of Stupidity Nick Young does it again, this time picking up a firework with A LIT FUSE, and holding it in his hands as it explodes, nearly blinding, maiming, and/or killing the ex-trojan They say you don’t have to be old…
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NBA HOLDS THE MAYO… OUT FOR TWO YEARS
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The dreck is in the Mayo — Ex-trojan O.J. Mayo is suspended from the NBA for two years, after he violates the League’s Substance Abuse Policy, again MAYO THE HORSE BE WITH YOU. Well, we don’t know if he was using horse (i.e. heroin), cocaine, PCP, LSD, or amphetamines, but…
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WHETHER RAIN OR SNOW OR SLEET OR HAIL, THE MALE MUST NOT GET THROUGH
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Gender Mercies — A regular reader of this site requests YOUR comments on: Adding a MALE to the UCLA Dance Team Hi everyone. Yesterday, I received an email from a longtime BeatSC.com reader, who is about to be entering UCLA as a new student. He would like to hear your…
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YOU CAN’T CURRY LOVE
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Love Reigns Supreme — Bruin Kevin Love is a World Champion tonight, after his 14 Rebounds and his Defensive Stop on MVP Steph Curry in the final minute of Game 7 save a 93-89 victory for the Cleveland Cavaliers They say Love is blind, but tonight, Love is bling, as…
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PAT-ENTLY DIRTY
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Haden Out to the Highway (Robbery)– The Los Angeles Times has just exposed trojan-for-life Pat Haden, for ripping off a charity and funneling millions of dollars to himself, his relatives, and his alma mater Southern Cal On June 30th, Pat Haden will step down as u$c’s Athletic Director… and not…
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FOR WHOM THE NEL POLES
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Philly (mi)stake — Ex-Trojan may not have been a gentleman in the gentleman’s club, as a Philadelphia Pole Dancer accuses the Eagles’ Nelson Agholor of Rape It’s only June, so despite ESPN rolling them out already, it’s WAY too early to discuss preseason Football polls. Meanwhile, ex-trojan Nelson Agholor MAY…
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SUPPORT OUR TROOPERS
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Happy Memorial Day to the UCLA Spirit Squad and all of their supporters The students who are members of the UCLA Spirit Squad dedicate an extraordinary amount of time and effort, to make their troop the Country’s ELITE. They invest all their blood, sweat, and tears to perfect their routines,…
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TO MAKE A WRONG STORY SHOT
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Ex-trojan Bryce Dejean-Jones dies tragically, when he mistakenly goes to the incorrect story of his estranged girlfriend’s apartment complex, and kicks down the door of the unit directly under hers, where the occupant legally shoots and kills him This a a dark day for the Dark Side. There is tragedy…