Author: ucladavid

  • CAUGHT ON CAMERA WITH NICE CANON

    All That — No need to Canonize the photographer, because it doesn’t take any Talent to make these girls look stunning Nick Cannon is an eminently successful producer, recording artist, actor, and host — of a host of shows including “America’s Got Talent” and “Caught On Camera with Nick Cannon.”…

  • LOVE TRY-ANGELS

    So acute — Even if the voting didn’t go as expected, you still gotta love all the girls who tried (out) with all their heart at the UCLA Spirit Squad Auditions — and looking at the survivors, we are not at all obtuse like the cable TV “Settlers” from the…

  • CIVIL WAR MARVELS

    Superhero vs. Superhero — As Marvel’s latest comic book movie dominates the box office, it’s time to marvel at some more heroines with the superpower of being world-class knockouts who will be Captains of American Industry in the years to come, as they competed against one another, for slots on…

  • EX-TROJAN McDONALD’S DUI KEEPS THE “CLOWN” IN “CLOWN COLLEGE”

    I’m Lovin’ It… because he didn’t kill anyone — Former u$c Football player T.J. McDonald is arrested for Driving Under the Influence, of something other than alcohol How long has it been since a trojan has made the Police Blotter?  Not that long, actually.  Not exactly a “drought.”  It was…

  • MY HEART IS BREAKING BAD

    Who’ll Stop the Pain? — For the first time ever, the audition results explode my heart like a Barstow meth lab, as FOUR girls I know and love are edged out by an infusion of new talent Wow.  Just… wow.  I never in a million years ever thought that the…

  • SLIP OF THE YOUNG

    “Reble” without a clue — Just when you thought ex-trojan Nick Young couldn’t be any stupider, he tries to get a giant back tattoo that reads “BORN REBLE” When a Rap Star has to correct your spelling, you know you’re a trojan. Current Los Angeles Laker and former trojan Nick…

  • BRUINS HEAD FOR GLAMOR, TROJAN HEADS TO SLAMMER

    Did I stammer? — Bruins hear a clamor as they hammer home the message at the UCLA Football Spring Showcase that they will BUST OUT this season — something that ex-trojan Bryce Dixon would love to do, since he just got sentenced to 6 years in prison for Carjacking and…

  • DAY PRIDE

    Equality?  Sure.  But UCLA — and the Bruin Spirit Squad — have no equals Last Saturday’s Bruin Day was a great opportunity to remember why we all have Bruin Pride.  All the majors and scholastic disciplines, all the campus organizations, and all the diverse groups — from the LGBT booth,…

  • EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A BRUIN

    “Incoming!!” — Saturday was “Bruin Day” at UCLA, an event where incoming Freshmen get to see what this World Class University has to offer, including departments/majors, resources, sports, clubs, entertainment, activism, and best of all, the Spirit Squad A college the size of UCLA can be intimidating.  For a 17-year…

  • THE ULTIMATE CLOSER

    Exit Stratosphere — Kobe Bryant’s last game ever is the best last hurrah of all time, as he scores SIXTY points and hits the game-winning shot in the Lakers’ victory over Utah Truly an “Exit: Stage Right Stuff.”  The people who paid thousands of dollars to see Kobe Bryant’s last…

  • NOT-SO-DEADPOOL

    Lighten up, FRANCiS — While worthy cause Swim with Mike made over $1,000,000 this year, smash hit movie “Deadpool” has made over $750,000,000; So next time your soul feels dirty, don’t reach for Ajax, reach for your keyboard, go to Swimwithmike.org, and help physically disadvantaged athletes become Marvel-ous Super Heroes…

  • A MILLION WAY$ TO DIVE IN THE WE$T

    Geronimo-ney! —Swim with Mike 2016 at USC raises over a million dollars for physically-challenged athletes, thanks in part to the bighearted USC Song Girls, who dived into the pool for this praiseworthy charity Welcome to the annual bury-the-rivalry-hatchet week, as I put aside my allegiances to praise the efforts of…