Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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CUANDO CALIENTE GASOL?
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Shaq-Suns not GERMANE after L.A.’s 130-124 VICTORY makes Phoenix gNash their teeth like OSMONDS; Kobe MOONWALKS on the Suns for 41 (26 more than O’Neal), but this momenTITO belongs to Gasol, the THRILLER who’s a Man among Boys, as Lakers get ’em by Six, in the end Just wait until…
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TAKIN’ KARA BUSINESS (AND WORKING OVERTIME)
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Now that we’re BACH, MAN, we TURNER attention towards fulfulling your requests, in OVERDRIVE (And B-B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-n-nothin’ yet) The UCLA Basketball team took care of business on Sunday night, when they dispatched the trojans by double-digits; Marie Callendar’s is trying to take care of business by crushing…
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SC GOES BLACK BUT NEVER COMES BACK, ‘CUZ WESTBROOK’S LIKE MOLD ON SPOILED MAYO
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Black Sabbath: SC coming Back in Black uni’s on Sunday can’t Blackout Mayo’s most Rancid game ever, as Bruins’ TENacious D throws out the old, moldy Mayo’s streak of TEN-point games, separates Mayo from the ball TEN times, leads to a TEN-point avenging victory that calms our Suicidal TENdencies, exTENds UCLA’s Mettalic(a) command of…
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STAR BUCKS TREND IN SEATTLE
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No Nirvana for “Collison Chains,” as steaming hot D-C gets D-Caffeinated by Huskies, and Bruins lose their Buzz, 71-61 No Apologies necessary from Darren Collison, The Man in the Box, who was the previous game’s MVP, but DC had one of the worst games of his career on Sunday. Darren…
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FLOYD’S NOT MELLOW, MAYO’S NOT ‘MELO
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TIMMY GETS TOSSED, AND O.J. GETS LOST: Ejected Coach/Joker and Dejected Roach-Smoker are humiliated in 74-50 laugher, especially by a blown Mayo lay-up that was a selfish attempt to get on Sportscenter No pass, no play? Then O.J. Mayo shouldn’t play. The usc trOJans went into Pullman to face a…
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THE PRINCESS PRIDE
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TRUE LOVE: No need to Have Fun Storming the Castle, as it would be INCONCEIVABLE for us to say anything to this pictorial request other than “As… You…W-i-i-i-i-sshh!!” Andre the Giant may “dream of large women,” but now it’s time for you to “dream large,” for a sweet, young woman who has…
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D.C. FAB
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Hard-Driving Darren Collison and the Bruins get Hacked but Fare well, Running over the Cougars 67-59, and will Taxi into Seattle alone in First Place, with the Meter running but with Stanford in Hot Pursuit The Bruins are not Addicted to Love. That’s because they have other ways to beat you…
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NEU BLUE CREW KNOX IT OUT OF THE PARK
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Bruins come up with a Homer in the bottom of the 9th, signing LA’s Best Player away from Notre Dame at the last minute to complete a stellar Recruiting Class Star Running Back Milton Knox waited until the last minute, but now it’s Official: Milton is tiltin’ the scales of Football Power back to UCLA’s…
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LAST SEC’S APPEAL
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Today is Signing Day for Football Recruits, and anyone who defects on UCLA is missing the Big Picture With all due respect to Karl Dorrell and Jay Norvell, could there really be a Bruin commit out there who thinks that due to the Coaching changes, UCLA is no longer their best option? Well, a…
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PRETTY PERFECT
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THE PERFECT CRIME: Ex-trOJan Junior Seau’s latest Senior Moment proves him Guilty — Of AIDING & ABETTING the Giants (in New York’s 17-14 Super Bowl Mugging of the Patriots); Of ROBBING New England (of Perfection); and of STRANGLING Boston’s hopes for a (Sox/Pats/Celts) Perfect Storm. How can you achieve Perfection when you…
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LOVESTRUCK ZONA ‘CATS
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RUSS NEVER SLEEPS: Westy (21 pts) smokes Budinger and U of A with Love (26, 11), sparking an 82-60 stoning on a night of highs and highs including the introduction of Norm Chow (and of NEW SPIRIT UNI’S that made for at least ONE Lovestruck Puppy Dog) What is this, “The…
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HERE’S YOUR SIGN
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If you blow off this blue & golden opportunity to come “backstage” and Schmooze with the Stars, Bill Engvall has a sign for you What do you MEAN, “Who the Hell is Bill Engvall?” Bill Engvall is the comedian from the Jeff Foxworthy stable who borrowed a gag from Mad Magazine and turned…