Now that we’re BACH, MAN, we TURNER attention towards fulfulling your requests, in OVERDRIVE (And B-B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-n-nothin’ yet)
The UCLA Basketball team took care of business on Sunday night, when they dispatched the trojans by double-digits; Marie Callendar’s is trying to take care of business by crushing Papadakis Tavern; And WE are DEFINITELY about to take care of business (and business is good).
Despite most of the team being cold as ice from the field, the Bruins relied on their old fallback – TEAM DEFENSE – to completely shut sc down and snatch the Road Victory. After the first meeting, the Bruins didn’t expect the second one to be a piece of pie…
But there’s pie in the face of Petros Papadakis and his family, who is APPARENTLY whining in the Press about their Greek Diner getting forced out by the Marie Callendar chain. Just call it Karma Meringue Pie. The Papadakis Klan has **allegedly** been breaking recruiting rules for years, supplying free grape leaves and uzo to anyone that might help usc’s Football team suck less than when Petros was on it, especially local High School Recruits.
We weren’t really going to bring this subject up, but over on BruinZone – which Marques Johnson mentioned on the air during the game on Sunday, which means that he has probably seen THIS site too – a couple of so-called Bruin fans are showing sympathy for the SCum Restauranteurs. Poor ethnic landmark being shoved aside by faceless corporate chains. Boo-freaking hoo. We don’t care if they put in a God-forsaken Wal-Mart — Just PAVE OVER PAPADAKIS’ PLACE ASAP. The “decline” of Mom & Pop Los Angeles is NOT going to be halted by saving one San Pedro cesspool of evil. And anyone who feels pity for the Family of a shameless piece of trojan garbage needs to turn in their Bruin4Life Card right now. We are not that crazy about Marie Callendar’s Frozen Dinners, but if they really give it to Petros Greek-style, then we swear that we’ll go out and buy so many pies that they’ll think there’s a Three Stooges Convention in town.
And speaking of numbskulls, this is where we prove that Curley Howard has nothing on us. We want to take care of business, by fulfilling your requests for photo-spreads of specific students from the Spirit Squad. However, we are SO BAD with names and faces, that we hesitate to do so. We already got caught this year, mis-identifying a fan-designated girl. We were immediately corrected by another fan (someone with what seems like inside knowledge), so we quickly deleted our mistake. So now, we are trying to give reader “John” his fantasy pictorial, but we can only hope that if we get it wrong, he’ll at least appreciate that we Kara ’nuff to try. We apologize if “Kara” is not in all these shots — It doesn’t mean that we don’t love her — In PHOTOS, we have already mixed up Chelsey with Whitney, Michelle with Elise, and Brianna with Kristle, none of whom are twins. But from certain angles, with ever-changing hairstyles, we still get confused. We just hope that we’re not about to add another Stooge Moment to our long and ever-growing list.