Author: ucladavid
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TORCHED BY AN ANGEL
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“The Dark Knight” torches the Box Office Record, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late Heath Ledger, while the L.A. Angels torch the Boston Red Sox, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late-inning Save Leader Coming soon to a screen near you: “Angels: A Posthumous Nomination,…
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CHEAT ON!
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6 Weeks Until Football Season: It’s time to turn up the (c)heat on usc and the NCAA — Order now, to get them while they’re hot Another new product that is bound to catch the imagination of the Nation — A Nation that is absolutely sick of usc getting away with…
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LOOSE FLIPS SYNC ‘SHIPS
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New relationships are syncing up, as relaxed Bruins roll through informal workouts “Happy Days Are Here Again.” That old UCLA Spirit staple might have to be brought to the forefront, if they want the music to mirror reality. It’s hard to compliment the Neu Regime without it looking like some…
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SYNC THE BISMARCK!
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Can you please help get a Rose Bowl fan from Bismarck, North Dakota in sync with the way a first-time visitor should enjoy the Greatest Football Venue in the World? Yesterday was what Fred Roggin called the slowest Sports News day of the year. With Football and Basketball in the off-season,…
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THERE’S NO SHRINKAGE IN BASEBALL
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Post-Steroid Era All-Star Game is longest ever, as N.L. makes it hard on A.L., but fails to leave happy for 12th straight time, in 15-inning New York Yankathon Please don’t confuse Chase Utley with Dan Uggla. Chase Utley is the Bruin/Phillie/Top Vote-Getter in the NL, who got a hit in three at…
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SHORT BUS STOPS AT USC AGAIN (ISN’T THAT SPECIAL!)
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New test scores plus graDes of acaDemically-challengeD one-anD-Done canDiDate Demar Derozan are gooD enough for him to be ramroDDeD into floyD’s “cavalcaDe of conDumbs,” as the next hope to Derail the Dramatic Decline, Decimation, and possible Dissolution of the DemonizeD and DemoralizeD usc athletic Department Won’t they ever learn? With the…
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AGE OF CONSENT: Scott Wolf is NOT doing anything wrong
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Just a quick note to those of you who notice one of the classic BeatSC.com UCLA Dance Team photos on Scott Wolf’s usc blog, WITHOUT the BeatSC.com logo: He has express written permission to share BeatSC.com photos with his readers. It is necessary, in order for them to understand the TRUE hierarchy of…
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LOVE INKS (YEAH, YEAH, LOVE INKS)
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Ain’t Nothin’ but a Party: Kevin Love gets a Freeze Frame moment, signing a $5.47 Million, 2-year contract to become a T-Wolf KLove made it official yesterday, putting his signature on a contract to become the new Minnesota Fat Cat. Five and a half Mil for 2 years, with options for…
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BRAND RECOGNITION
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Elton Brand chose Philadelphia Freedom over Baron & the Clips, because he recognized that The Bitch is Back in L.A., and his name is Donald Sterling It’s time for a Funeral for a Friend: Love Lies Bleeding in Elton’s hands, because Elton just Let the Sun Go Down on Baron…
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OLSON IS WAIVED, UTLEY IS CRAVED, BARON’S NOT SAVED, AND TATUPU HAS CAVED
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DREW is shown the Back Door by Faith-less San Francisco; CHASE takes the Front Door to trojan-less All-Star Game; DAVIS sees Brand use the Revolving Door to escape Hope-less Clippurgatory; And LOFA will be the Door Prize for a Freedom-less Cellmate Lord have Mercy! That’s more “Doors” than Jim “Backdoor…
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BRING IT ON!
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Brought on by massive trojan denial: A head-to-head face-off between UCLA and Oregon, for Spirit Supremacy “The Devil Made Me Do It.” Is this REALLY necessary? Has the blinding light of The Rivalry really rendered trojans unable to see what is right in front of them? Is it THAT hard…
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DIGGING ALL THE WAY TO CHINA (and leaving the trojans behind)
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Bruin Great Elaine Youngs is Set to Go to The Promised Sand of Beijing, Blocking and Spiking the Olympic Dreams of TWO Cardinal & Gold Diggers Can you Dig it? Thanks to their strong performance this week in Moscow, the Beach Volleyball team of Elaine “E.Y.” Youngs and Nicole Branagh clinched…