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Archive for February, 2008

  • WTF?

    Are you kidding?  How can we take time off when the Reggie Bush Machine is threatening witnesses at gunpoint?? No time for an article today, but we had to just “check in” and say “hi.”  So:  Who still thinks Reggie Bush didn’t do anything wrong?

  • STAR BUCKS TREND IN SEATTLE

    No Nirvana for “Collison Chains,” as steaming hot D-C gets D-Caffeinated by Huskies, and Bruins lose their Buzz, 71-61 No Apologies necessary from Darren Collison, The Man in the Box, who was the previous game’s MVP, but DC had one of the worst games of his career on Sunday.  Darren just avoided being called “Collar-son,” […]

  • FLOYD’S NOT MELLOW, MAYO’S NOT ‘MELO

    TIMMY GETS TOSSED, AND O.J. GETS LOST:  Ejected Coach/Joker and Dejected Roach-Smoker are humiliated in 74-50 laugher, especially by a blown Mayo lay-up that was a selfish attempt to get on Sportscenter No pass, no play?  Then O.J. Mayo shouldn’t play.  The usc trOJans went into Pullman to face a struggling WSU team that had […]

  • THE PRINCESS PRIDE

    TRUE LOVE:  No need to Have Fun Storming the Castle, as it would be INCONCEIVABLE for us to say anything to this pictorial request other than “As… You…W-i-i-i-i-sshh!!” Andre the Giant may “dream of large women,” but now it’s time for you to “dream large,” for a sweet, young woman who has graced these pages perhaps more […]

  • D.C. FAB

    Hard-Driving Darren Collison and the Bruins get Hacked but Fare well, Running over the Cougars 67-59, and will Taxi into Seattle alone in First Place, with the Meter running but with Stanford in Hot Pursuit The Bruins are not Addicted to Love.  That’s because they have other ways to beat you than with just Kevin Love. […]

  • NEU BLUE CREW KNOX IT OUT OF THE PARK

    Bruins come up with a Homer in the bottom of the 9th, signing LA’s Best Player away from Notre Dame at the last minute to complete a stellar Recruiting Class Star Running Back Milton Knox waited until the last minute, but now it’s Official:  Milton is tiltin’ the scales of Football Power back to UCLA’s side. Knox, the Birmingham High phenom […]

  • LAST SEC’S APPEAL

    Today is Signing Day for Football Recruits, and anyone who defects on UCLA is missing the Big Picture With all due respect to Karl Dorrell and Jay Norvell, could there really be a Bruin commit out there who thinks that due to the Coaching changes, UCLA is no longer their best option?  Well, a couple of the expected-to-be Bruins […]

  • PRETTY PERFECT

    THE PERFECT CRIME:  Ex-trOJan Junior Seau’s latest Senior Moment proves him Guilty —  Of AIDING & ABETTING the Giants (in New York’s 17-14 Super Bowl Mugging of the Patriots); Of ROBBING New England (of Perfection); and of STRANGLING Boston’s hopes for a (Sox/Pats/Celts) Perfect Storm. How can you achieve Perfection when you rely on an alleged Homophobic […]

  • LOVESTRUCK ZONA ‘CATS

    RUSS NEVER SLEEPS:  Westy (21 pts) smokes Budinger and U of A with Love (26, 11), sparking an 82-60 stoning on a night of highs and highs including the introduction of Norm Chow (and of NEW SPIRIT UNI’S that made for at least ONE Lovestruck Puppy Dog) What is this, “The 70’s Show?”  UCLA beating two […]

  • HERE’S YOUR SIGN

    If you blow off this blue & golden opportunity to come “backstage” and Schmooze with the Stars, Bill Engvall has a sign for you  What do you MEAN, “Who the Hell is Bill Engvall?” Bill Engvall is the comedian from the Jeff Foxworthy stable who borrowed a gag from Mad Magazine and turned it into Riches.  Don’t misunderstand:  […]

  • CALLING DR. LOVE

    Just What the Doctor Ordered:  Sun Devils don’t shine in Pauley, as Love and Shipp dissect ASU, 84-51, but it’s already time to start prepping for U of A, who just Kevorkianed usc 80-69  “You better call up the ambulance, I’m — deep in shock; Overloaded, Baby,  I can hardly walk… Somebody get me a Doctor!” Oh what a […]

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