Category: News from the Dark Side
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The SCums of Beverly Hills
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Beverly Hills, 9021-ho: usc Head Coach Tim Floyd is accused of giving $1000 to Mayo on Rodeo O.J. Mayo’s local fans may pronounce it “ROE-dio,” but Mayo knew exactly what Ro-DAY-o Drive is all about, and that’s BIG, BIG dollars (not cattle-roping). And according to Mayo-insider Louis Johnson, big money is exactly what…
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NICE
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Pauley renovation, Laker renovation, and another UCLA NCAA Title — All that and two National Championships taken away from the trojans BY Bruins — a lot of nice things have been going down lately Three times more bathrooms. That alone is worth $180 Million. For anyone who has ever tried to go to the Rest…
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AUDS & ENDS
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Lately, from the Hills of Westwood to the moral sinkhole across town, there’s been no end of stuff to audit It’s been a mini-event filled week around here — Lots of little things have happened, but no ONE thing worthy of celebrating or cursing all by itself. So today it’s time to roll…
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NO SURE THINGS
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Bush and Mayo cases combined means impending penalties? Derozan and Gibson leaving early? Prince starting? Don’t pop any champagne corks just yet A lot of articles have filled the early Spring Sports pages, making hope spring eternal. Teaser stories about the NCAA Death Penalty supposedly coming down on usc’s Football AND Basketball programs,…
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NOT SO FAST… (AND NOT TOO BRIGHT)
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Dim Floyd turns down ‘zona to stay with sc Just ignore everything below. The Media got ahead of themselves yesterday, ASSUMING that Tim Floyd would accept the offer to become the Head Coach at Arizona. It was an understandable assumption, because, who in their right mind would choose sc over…
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FLOYD RUNS LIKE HELL FROM THE DARK SIDE
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After hitting The Wall at sc, Tim Floyd is tickled Pink to take Arizona’s Money and leave the trojans un-Comfortably Numb Tim Floyd tried to turn usc into Arizona. He failed. Now he is going to turn Arizona into usc. When Floyd came to usc, he said that Arizona was…
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I PITY THE FOOL
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This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no Foolin’ around It MUST be April Fool’s Day, since NOBODY has pity for O.J., especially no one around here. No one has sympathy for the imprisoned trojan hero, even though he is behind bars on HIS day. Not only…
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SHAREECE WRIGHTEOUS
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Trojan Cornerback claims it’s a “blessing” that his Felony charge got knocked down to a Misdemeanor Ah — so THAT is what God has been up to lately — blessing usc by turning trojan Felonies into Misdemeanors. This week it was announced that trojan footballer Shareece Wright will NOT have to…
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DID PRUITT DUIT?
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Ex-trojan Gabe Pruitt gets arrested at 3am in Hollywood on suspicion of drinking and driving Getting beat by the Clippers will do that to you. On Wednesday night, after his Boston Celtics got upset by the lowly Clippers, former usc player Gabe Pruitt was pulled over and taken in on…
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CH-CH-CH-CHANGES
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Blue & Jrue — New uniforms for the Dance Team and a new leader emerging for the Basketball Team Jrue Holiday is coming of age. He is giving defenses fits, running the offense against schemes intended to stop Darren Collison. Jrue is racking up assists, rebounds, and points, all while…
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BRUINS PUT TROJANS IN THEIR PLACE
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UCLA destroys sc in every facet of the 76-60 game (which wasn’t that close), keeping the trojans down in 3rd place That’s the way it is SUPPOSED to be. The Bruins KILLING the trojans. UCLA BEAT SC 76-60, by outhustling them, forcing 14 1st half Turnovers, and shooting the rock well. …
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SAN-TOE-NIO HOLMES GOES “WEE, WEE, WEE” ALL THE WAY HOME
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Steeler Receiver’s final-minute toe-tapping TD catch gives Pitt a thrilling 27-23 win, overcoming repeated screw-ups by their ex-trojan The only things missing were the tulips. Pittsburgh Wide Receiver Santonio Holmes made up for a dropped TD pass that would have won the game, by catching a TD pass on his tip-toes that DID…