Category: Blue & Gold News
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NEU BLUE CREW KNOX IT OUT OF THE PARK
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Bruins come up with a Homer in the bottom of the 9th, signing LA’s Best Player away from Notre Dame at the last minute to complete a stellar Recruiting Class Star Running Back Milton Knox waited until the last minute, but now it’s Official: Milton is tiltin’ the scales of Football Power back to UCLA’s…
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LAST SEC’S APPEAL
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Today is Signing Day for Football Recruits, and anyone who defects on UCLA is missing the Big Picture With all due respect to Karl Dorrell and Jay Norvell, could there really be a Bruin commit out there who thinks that due to the Coaching changes, UCLA is no longer their best option? Well, a…
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LOVESTRUCK ZONA ‘CATS
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RUSS NEVER SLEEPS: Westy (21 pts) smokes Budinger and U of A with Love (26, 11), sparking an 82-60 stoning on a night of highs and highs including the introduction of Norm Chow (and of NEW SPIRIT UNI’S that made for at least ONE Lovestruck Puppy Dog) What is this, “The…
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CALLING DR. LOVE
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Just What the Doctor Ordered: Sun Devils don’t shine in Pauley, as Love and Shipp dissect ASU, 84-51, but it’s already time to start prepping for U of A, who just Kevorkianed usc 80-69 “You better call up the ambulance, I’m — deep in shock; Overloaded, Baby, I can hardly walk… Somebody get me…
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TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE
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Got your (front row center) tickets yet? Instead of getting blitzed in the parking lot before the ASU game, come meet the Cheerleaders in the Student Store, for a Natural High that will last through the whole game Yeah, yeah, we know what you’re thinking: “Why can’t we do both?” Okay, sure — We aren’t advocating…
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CORVALLIS DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANY MORE
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Rejuvenated Beavers keep it tight for 20 minutes, but DC Power and Big Love turn on and stretch the lead in 2nd half in 85-62 pelting; And this just in: O.J. Mayo’s Dad busted for Dealing Weed (Do you still think the Pot in O.J.’s car belonged to his friend?) On a night where Freshman…
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DON’T MONKEY WITH THE OREGON GRINDER
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Duck Calls to Love’s cel inspire him to score 26 and get 18 Rebounds, as Bruins make throbbing Oregon go limp in Love’s Homecoming, 80-75 Like the Incredible Hulk, you don’t want to get Kevin Love mad. Love’s Father welcomed the obscene taunts from the Oregon Student Section at The Pit, because he knew…
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MOO GOO GAI PANACEA: BRUIN STAFF GETS CHOWED
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Neuheisel delivers Mein Man to cure Pu-Pu Offense, leaving Egg F.U. Young on Carroll’s face, and Thai-massaging a Happy Ending out of a long, hard quest that seemed to DRAG-ON forever; And how will the Neu Golden Triad BeatSC? Ancient Chinese Secret! Forget it Pete — It’s Chinatown. Okay, before the letters…
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WRITE IT OFF TO A MAYOJUANA CONTACT HIGH
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Bruins play as if THEY were the ones with a Weed-stained past, watching their late lead go up in smoke on the way to getting stoned, 72-63 (wasting the euphoric, natural high created by the Spirit Squad’s pre-game meet ‘n greet, and the noticeable absence of the sc Band and Song Girls) We SHOULD start by…
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trOJans fingered For Unlawful Carroll Knowledge
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TRAITOR HO’S: Lake says that sc knew all about Bush, and Norton tells Bruins to kiss his SCum Tush Take my Norton… Please. They say that when a Bruin defects to usc, he’s a trojan FOR LIFE. WE say it’s more like “TWENTY TO LIFE.” Ken Norton jr. has shunned Rick Neuheisel’s…
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SWEEP: LOVE IS LIKE OX AGAIN
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You get too much, and you get high; Not enough and you’re gonna die, Love gets you high! The Cougars are not happy (Mellen)campers today, after finding out that sometimes, it’s NOT better to have LOVED than to have never Loved at all. Especially if it’s “Man Love.” While the #5 UCLA Bruins…
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EMPTY-RESERVOIR DOGS
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Drowning Dogs — 3-0 Bruins drain Dawgs’ Reservoir, while Reservoir-Tipped Doggs paddle to 0-3 after getting house-broken by WSU Call it The Dog Days of Winter. The Washington Huskies, aka “Dawgs,” are just not what they used to be. After beating UCLA 3 of 4, UW came into Pauley as…