Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos

  • SC GOES BLACK BUT NEVER COMES BACK, ‘CUZ WESTBROOK’S LIKE MOLD ON SPOILED MAYO

    Black Sabbath:  SC coming Back in Black uni’s on Sunday can’t Blackout Mayo’s most Rancid game ever, as Bruins’ TENacious D throws out the old, moldy Mayo’s streak of TEN-point games, separates Mayo from the ball TEN times, leads to a TEN-point avenging victory that calms our Suicidal TENdencies, exTENds UCLA’s Mettalic(a) command of…

  • FLOYD’S NOT MELLOW, MAYO’S NOT ‘MELO

    TIMMY GETS TOSSED, AND O.J. GETS LOST:  Ejected Coach/Joker and Dejected Roach-Smoker are humiliated in 74-50 laugher, especially by a blown Mayo lay-up that was a selfish attempt to get on Sportscenter No pass, no play?  Then O.J. Mayo shouldn’t play.  The usc trOJans went into Pullman to face a…

  • LOVESTRUCK ZONA ‘CATS

    RUSS NEVER SLEEPS:  Westy (21 pts) smokes Budinger and U of A with Love (26, 11), sparking an 82-60 stoning on a night of highs and highs including the introduction of Norm Chow (and of NEW SPIRIT UNI’S that made for at least ONE Lovestruck Puppy Dog) What is this, “The…

  • CALLING DR. LOVE

    Just What the Doctor Ordered:  Sun Devils don’t shine in Pauley, as Love and Shipp dissect ASU, 84-51, but it’s already time to start prepping for U of A, who just Kevorkianed usc 80-69  “You better call up the ambulance, I’m — deep in shock; Overloaded, Baby,  I can hardly walk… Somebody get me…

  • CORVALLIS DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANY MORE

    Rejuvenated Beavers keep it tight for 20 minutes, but DC Power and Big Love turn on and stretch the lead in 2nd half in 85-62 pelting;  And this just in:  O.J. Mayo’s Dad busted for Dealing Weed (Do you still think the Pot in O.J.’s car belonged to his friend?) On a night where Freshman…

  • O.J. PAYO

    Another guilty trojan O.J. gets off:  Mayo bends over, but avoids spanking, despite blatantly defying NCAA Rules, and will only have to donate $460 to his favorite charity (The Floyd Foundation for Lying SCumbags?) Does “O.J.” stand for “Obliterate Justice?” First, trOJan Hero O.J. Simpson commits the most serious of all violations and…

  • DON’T MONKEY WITH THE OREGON GRINDER

    Duck Calls to Love’s cel inspire him to score 26 and get 18 Rebounds, as Bruins make throbbing Oregon go limp in Love’s Homecoming, 80-75 Like the Incredible Hulk, you don’t want to get Kevin Love mad.  Love’s Father welcomed the obscene taunts from the Oregon Student Section at The Pit, because he knew…

  • WRITE IT OFF TO A MAYOJUANA CONTACT HIGH

    Bruins play as if THEY were the ones with a Weed-stained past, watching their late lead go up in smoke on the way to getting stoned, 72-63 (wasting the euphoric, natural high created by the Spirit Squad’s pre-game meet ‘n greet, and the noticeable absence of the sc Band and Song Girls)  We SHOULD start by…

  • trOJans fingered For Unlawful Carroll Knowledge

    TRAITOR HO’S:  Lake says that sc knew all about Bush, and Norton tells Bruins to kiss his SCum Tush Take my Norton… Please. They say that when a Bruin defects to usc, he’s a trojan FOR LIFE. WE say it’s more like “TWENTY TO LIFE.”  Ken Norton jr. has shunned Rick Neuheisel’s…

  • SWEEP: LOVE IS LIKE OX AGAIN

    You get too much, and you get high;  Not enough and you’re gonna die, Love gets you high!  The Cougars are not happy (Mellen)campers today, after finding out that sometimes, it’s NOT better to have LOVED than to have never Loved at all.  Especially if it’s “Man Love.” While the #5 UCLA Bruins…

  • EMPTY-RESERVOIR DOGS

    Drowning Dogs — 3-0 Bruins drain Dawgs’ Reservoir, while Reservoir-Tipped Doggs paddle to 0-3 after getting house-broken by WSU Call it The Dog Days of Winter.  The Washington Huskies, aka “Dawgs,” are just not what they used to be.  After beating UCLA 3 of 4, UW came into Pauley as…

  • A: A hot, stokin’ SLAM, a pot-smokin’ SHAM, and a not-token “BAM!”

    Q:  Name the Play of the Day for UCLA, the state of decay of Mayo, O.J., and what Madden did say, aimed M J-D’s way You know it’s a good day when the National Highlights are dominated by Bruins.  The #1 highlight-reel play yesterday was supplied by UCLA Guard –…