Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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SELF-COPYING PAGE JAMS UP TROY CANNON, AGAIN
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For the second year in a row, Bruin/Chief Jarrad Page snags a Game-Saving Interception against Al Davis’ Oakland trojans Al Davis and Lane Kiffin must be having recurring nightmares about UCLA Defensive Backs. The Owner of the Oakland Raiders and his new Head Coach are both former trojan football coaches, so they…
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#1, IN AN ALTERRAUN UNIVERSE
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Verner saves the Bruin World by taking his 2nd Pick of the day 76 yards for the game-winning TD; With their 30-21 upset of almost-#1 Cal, the Bruins know that they could be 7-0 and #1 in the Country, but will focus on staying atop the Pac-10 You’ve heard of “alter egos?” …
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DEJA VU FOR O.J. 2
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A day after O.J. #1 gets fingered by his pals, O.J. #2 gets ratted out by his teammate, for purposely breaking another teammate’s jaw. The stoolie also says sc executed a Media cover-up to keep it quiet Which b!tch got the itch to snitch? We’ll probably never know, but…
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IT’S ABOUT FLIPPIN’ TIME: 2 MORE ACCOMPLICES FLIP ON O.J.
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Two of Simpson’s partners-in-crime in the armed robbery flip him the bird, by agreeing to roll over on him in Court Karmic Justice Meets Legal Justice? Is O.J. Simpson finally going to prison? There has been a cozy cell waiting for him for over ten years, but now more…
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TAKE A KNEE & PICK SIX
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For UCLA to beat #2 Cal, the Bruin DEFENSE will have to score more than the OFFENSE gives up This week, it’s OKAY for the Bruins to “look ahead,” without fear of overlooking another Utah or Notre Dame — because UCLA has a bye this week. They won’t lose a single turnover…
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CHOPPED DOWN BY TREES, DROWNED BY LAKE?
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Where do we send the Thank You Card(inal)? Stanford, and Reggie Bush-accuser Lloyd Lake keep the Bruins from being the team that’s having “The Worst Week Ever” Would you trade a loss to Notre Dame for: A loss to Stanford, PLUS a lost Heisman, PLUS lost scholarships, PLUS lost Conference Titles, PLUS lost…
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IF YOU CAN FIND BETTER PICS, BUY ‘EM!
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…and you CAN. And you can support the Girls (and guys) themselves (not US) in the process Sometimes when you wish for something really hard, your wish comes true. Well, for all the people who have been begging us over the years to BUY FULL-SIZED, UNCROPPED UCLA CHEERLEADER ACTION PHOTOS,…
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BEAR-LY REGAL
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Here’s a poem to make your blood boil Because it goes down like Cod Liver Oil: It’s not easy for a Princess to stay Royal, Or for the long-suffering fans to stay Loyal, When an 0-and-5 team you can’t foil (Even though they’re on enemy soil), No matter how hard…
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TREY MAGNIFIQUE
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Bruin Cornerback Trey Brown, who snatched two Beaver passes, is the 4th Bruin in 5 weeks to win Pac-10 Player of the Week You already knew what BROWN could do for you, but on Saturday, he showed everyone else. As predicted here last week, Trey Brown was able to take…
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LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS
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ARMed & Dangerous or ARMageddon?: Ben Olson now gets his chance to disARM his ARMy of critics No offense to Pat Cowan, but it sure would be nice for the UCLA Program if Ben Olson had another stellar 5-Touchdown game this Saturday, like he did in the Opener at Stanford.…
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*ALL PERFORMERS ARE under EIGHTEEN
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#18 Matthew “See You Later” Slater is amped, as Special Teams Player of the Week, while Cheerleaders are cramped by Special Ed. Pray-er of the Weak Okay, before we get started: Please save your letters — We mean no offense to the mentally disabled or to the logically- and scientifically-challeged.…