Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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NAUGHTY BELLOTTI DUCKS THE BRUINS, HARD
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Duck Coach decoys Oregon; Isn’t interested in UCLA job (He doesn’t know what he’s missing) Bellotti? We think not-ty. We’re not calling out Mike Bellotti for screwing over UCLA and creating a new Pac-10 Rivalry, but it looks like Bellotti’s interest in coming to UCLA was greatly exaggerated. Bellotti took…
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UTAH LAYS WASTE TO NAVY
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1st Bowl is all that and a bag of chips, as Utes slip past chippy Shippies, 35-32 When it comes to Lay’s and Bowls, you can’t stop with just one. And after last night’s nerve-assaulting thriller in San Diego, fans are hungering for more. The Midshipmen of Navy felt at…
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MAGICAL REINDEER
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Rain got you down? Fawn over a dear or two (or eight) to sleigh your gloom and fly you away to a Winter Wonderland of White Dreams and Wet Snow Doe! On the day that “The Simpsons Movie” is released on DVD, the rain is going to fall, making that…
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BURIED TREASURE CHEST
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Pirate loot is called the “Booty,” but OUR lost swag’s about the Beauty Anyone who Googled “Booty” and got this article is going to be disappointed. There is nothing in here about the underachieving trojan QB, and there are no close-ups of naked derrieres. When we say “booty,” we’re talking about stumbling on to a forgotten…
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GNARLY DAVIDSON
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Wheels almost come off at Honda Center, but Luc, Russell, and Bruins torque it up to escape 18-point bitch-seat and be 75-63 Davidson-Choppers; Meanwhile, sc gets Irritable Bowl Syndrome, as Rose Bowl says “No, no, no;” and a new Reggie Bush expose says “Ho, ho, ho!” For anyone who’s been paying…
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VEGAS EYE CANDY
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There will be lots to see at the Venetian, but if you really have a Sweet Tooth, you’ll lick up the Bellagio UCLA is headed to Sin City to (re-)play BYU in the Las Vegas Bowl, and word is that the Bruin Family will be staying at the Venetian Hotel. …
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CLASS DISMISSED (PT. 2)
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We never figured out what happened to the second half of yesterday’s article & photos, so here they are again [The following is the re-creation from damaged memory of the last several paragraphs from last night’s article, plus the accompanying photos. Why this stuff is not appearing on yesterday’s page…
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MAGICAL JOHNSON SHEDS TROJAN FOR MIRACLE SNATCH, BUT BRUINS LET TOO MANY BALLS SQUIRT AWAY IN 24-7 LOSS
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Impotent Cowan-led Offense (0-11 on 3rd Down) can’t mount another attack to penetrate the end zone against over-rated usc, who fails to cover the UCLA Pointspread for the second year in a row and third time in four years Will usc come to ultimately REGRET this sloppy victory? If the…
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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND
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Kiddie SCorn: Coliseum Commissioner receives dozens of threatening phone calls from usc fans, including one threatening harm to his “3 little girls;” That caller could be teaching “Negotiation 101” at sc in the Fall, with his phone displayed next to O.J.’s jersey in the Coliseum bleachers Okay, Okay, trOJans —…
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WHO’LL SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF BOOTY?
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The “Snakebit” Bruins are ready to shed their skins and devour some rodents Not everyone has given up on the Bruins this season. Maybe the “Dumpers” have written off this coming Saturday, but the Bruins themselves and a Helluva lotta fans have plenty of faith, and they showed that Spirit during Thursday…
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CLASSIC SCHLOCK
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Time to dust off the old classics Click below to see a few more timeless, timely classics, including the classic blonde cheerleader, and Todd Marijuanovich flipping Matt Darby The Bird.
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FORBIDDEN LOVE?
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George Washington treats Kevin Love like a Cherry Tree, but Westbrook, Shipp, and Collison turn the bark into teeth that bite Kevin Love is a phenom all right, but he’s certainly no one-man team. Love is SO good, that now he can be considered “held in check” despite getting a double-double. Love…