Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos

  • VENUS ENVY

    Until Bushgate or Mayogate hits the fan, the best way to hit a trojan fan is to bring up Song Girl-gate Yesterday was Pac-10 Media Day, when all the Coaches bring a Player to the Press for statements and Q&A’s.  So naturally, you would assume that this site would be full of quotes…

  • TORCHED BY AN ANGEL

    “The Dark Knight” torches the Box Office Record, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late Heath Ledger, while the L.A. Angels torch the Boston Red Sox, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late-inning Save Leader Coming soon to a screen near you:  “Angels:  A Posthumous Nomination,…

  • SYNC THE BISMARCK!

    Can you please help get a Rose Bowl fan from Bismarck, North Dakota in sync with the way a first-time visitor should enjoy the Greatest Football Venue in the World? Yesterday was what Fred Roggin called the slowest Sports News day of the year.  With Football and Basketball in the off-season,…

  • THERE’S NO SHRINKAGE IN BASEBALL

    Post-Steroid Era All-Star Game is longest ever, as N.L. makes it hard on A.L., but fails to leave happy for 12th straight time, in 15-inning New York Yankathon Please don’t confuse Chase Utley with Dan Uggla. Chase Utley is the Bruin/Phillie/Top Vote-Getter in the NL, who got a hit in three at…

  • SHORT BUS STOPS AT USC AGAIN (ISN’T THAT SPECIAL!)

    New test scores plus graDes of acaDemically-challengeD one-anD-Done canDiDate Demar Derozan are gooD enough for him to be ramroDDeD into floyD’s “cavalcaDe of conDumbs,” as the next hope to Derail the Dramatic Decline, Decimation, and possible Dissolution of the DemonizeD and DemoralizeD usc athletic Department Won’t they ever learn?  With the…

  • LOVE INKS (YEAH, YEAH, LOVE INKS)

    Ain’t Nothin’ but a Party:  Kevin Love gets a Freeze Frame moment, signing a $5.47 Million, 2-year contract to become a T-Wolf KLove made it official yesterday, putting his signature on a contract to become the new Minnesota Fat Cat.  Five and a half Mil for 2 years, with options for…

  • BRAND RECOGNITION

    Elton Brand chose Philadelphia Freedom over Baron & the Clips, because he recognized that The Bitch is Back in L.A., and his name is Donald Sterling It’s time for a Funeral for a Friend:  Love Lies Bleeding in Elton’s hands, because Elton just Let the Sun Go Down on Baron…

  • OLSON IS WAIVED, UTLEY IS CRAVED, BARON’S NOT SAVED, AND TATUPU HAS CAVED

    DREW is shown the Back Door by Faith-less San Francisco;  CHASE takes the Front Door to trojan-less All-Star Game;  DAVIS sees Brand use the Revolving Door to escape Hope-less Clippurgatory;  And LOFA will be the Door Prize for a Freedom-less Cellmate Lord have Mercy!  That’s more “Doors” than Jim “Backdoor…

  • BRING IT ON!

    Brought on by massive trojan denial:  A head-to-head face-off between UCLA and Oregon, for Spirit Supremacy “The Devil Made Me Do It.” Is this REALLY necessary?  Has the blinding light of The Rivalry really rendered trojans unable to see what is right in front of them?  Is it THAT hard…

  • BANANA CREAM PYRO

    Flinging these’ll Foster the Appeal of Fireworks for Bunches (and only a Monkey’s Uncle would Split before Dessert is Doled out) First comes “Blue & Gold.”  But coming in a close Second is “Red, White, and Blue.” Sometimes you have to ask yourself:  Are you a Bruin who just happens…

  • AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL — FROM SHE TO SHINING SHE

    What a Country!  Happy 4th of July to Bruin-Americans Usually, when the word “Banner” appears on these pages, it’s referring to the imminent NCAA Championship Banner that Ben Howland is about to deliver to Westwood.  But today, it also refers to Old Glory, as in the Star-Spangled variety of Banner. Today…

  • FROM SOAK-Y TO OKIE: JUST CALL HIM “RUSTLE” WESTBROOK

    Westbrook Goin’ South:  The Sonics are ‘bucking rain-soaked Seattle for booming Oklahoma City, where the fans (who tote shotguns, not shots of espresso) will really get a blast out of Westy’s thunderous and dust-clearing Sonic Booms Could you imagine if Jerry Buss moved the Lakers from Los Angeles?  I don’t…