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  • DUCKS BE A FADE-Y TONIGHT

    Hey Guys and Dolls — We got the horses right here and their names are Lonzo, Aaron, and Ike, who lead UCLA to an unbelievable comeback from NINETEEN points down against #5 Oregon for an exhilirating 82-79 victory Sit down, sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the Pauley! Sold out Pauley Pavilion reached unprecedented decibel […]

  • THREE MIND BRYCE

    Three mined Bryce; Three NINED Bryce; See how they fall; See how we ball — Bryce Alford hits NINE of UCLA’s all-time high NINETEEN Three-pointers on his way to 37 Points, as the Bruins make Colorado look like “THREE stooges,” carving out a 104-89 victory.  Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? […]

  • BALL THREE’S MAUL TREES

    “Hey you kids:  Get offa my Lonzo!”  — The sound of people criticizing Lonzo Ball’s unconventional shooting mechanics continues to fade, as he goes 4-for-5 from downtown and scores a team-high 21 points in UCLA’s 89-75 rout of Stanford Once again, UCLA blows out a Pac-12 opponent in the first half behind Lonzo Ball, T.J. […]

  • “…CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR”

    Panic in the Pavilion — Disco may have died, but the Golden Bears refused to, after a Bruin barrage led by Lonzo, Leaf, and Lil-ford had Cal down 24 points, as they cut the lead to 5 before #4 UCLA finally slams the door in the 81-71 victory Wanted:  Killer Instinct.  Will pay top dollar. […]

  • BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

    Not 13 below but 13-and-oh —  In chilly, rainy Westwood, 4 days before Christmas, #2 UCLA is ice cold from the exterior but still manages to wrap up Western Michigan 82-68 (and start the season hot with 13 straight Wins), thanks to their (Aaron) Holiday Inn Express Santa never fails.  Every year, he manages to […]

  • WOLVERINES’ HUGE JACK-MEN NOT ENOUGH TO X OUT BRUIN MUTANTS

     Bruins Claw to victory — #2 UCLA improves to a perfect 10-0 — by enduring red-hot Michigan jacking up 16 three’s and making 12 in a first half barrage — to save the day with a hard-fought but convincing 102-84 victory, as superhuman Lonzo Ball and his fellow hero underclassmen lead the way Even without […]

  • SIX. SIX. SIX. THE NUMBER OF THE BEST

    I’d sell my soul for 30 mo’ — UCLA moves to 6-0 on the season with a helluva hard-fought 82-71 victory over formerly-undefeated Nebraska, making the Bruins look like the best team in the not-so-hellish Pac-12 so far The Basketball Bruins advanced to the Championship Game of the Wooden Legacy Tournament, with a 82-71 triumph […]

  • THIS THANKSGIVING IS A DAY TO CELEBRATE LOVE… AND KEVIN LOVE

    The White Meat wasn’t cold:  Bruin Star Kevin Love deep fries an All-Time NBA Record by heating up and stuffing in THIRTY-FOUR Points in the FIRST QUARTER — the rest was just gravy — as his Cavs carve up the Blazers, 137-125 So delicious, I could just GOBBLE it up:  Another record-setting performance by an […]

  • THAT SMARTS!

    Don’t be stupid, be a Smarty, don’t you join the alt-right party — The loss on Saturday still smarts, and so does the sting of some other things in my life, so it’s time to immerse myself (and anyone else who cares to join me) in the UCLA Spirit Squad, who has the beauty, grace […]

  • VIKES ADD A BRUIN, BEAT A TROJAN

    ‘Sota jerks Palmer off high horse — Vikings pick up Kicker Kai Forbath, who becomes the fifth Bruin on their active roster (sixth overall), and promptly break their losing streak, by exploiting the weakness of ex-trojan Carson Palmer in 30-24 victory over Arizona This weekend wasn’t ALL bad for Bruin Football Fans, or all good […]

  • LONZO: FLOOR FUNKY; LEINART: CHORE MONKEY

    Me: Poor Junkie — I’m addicted to the Bruins and the Simpsons, so tonight I had split-screen simultaneous smiles, as Lonzo Ball led UCLA to a rout of Long Beach State while Matt Leinart appeared on The Simpsons as a “Chore Monkey,” poking fun at his own failure and at u$c “academics” It’s simply amazing […]

  • BLUE STATE

    Blue and Fold — Like most Blue-Staters, fans in Blue are feeling blue, as UCLA gets up 14-7 on two Fafaul-to-Lasley TD passes, then gives up 29 straight points while Polamalu’s Offense gets shut out for the final 42 minutes in a 36-14 landslide It looked good for 17 minutes.  The Bruins were up 14-7 […]

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