Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos

  • WHO GIVES? A FLYING DUCK!

    Duck-Aid of the Decade — Thanks to a controversial call, Oregon knocks off ASU in Triple Overtime, lifting UCLA back into a position where the Bruins control their own destiny in terms of winning the Pac-12 Championship Quacked up! Well, that didn’t take long.  Just a couple of weeks after…

  • LIVING IN A FANTASY (FOOTBALL) WORLD

    Daft Kings and Fan Drool — I love Fantasy Football and hope it stays legal, but WHAT the “F” are the two big companies thinking, by (allegedly) rigging things, WHO the “F” is claiming that it isn’t really “gambling,” and WHY the “F” did they discuss it at the Republican…

  • EXPECTING TO SMOKE COLORADO IN A LAUGHER

    Can’t let the season go to Pot — UCLA is installed as a 21-point favorite over 4-4 Colorado, who will be fired up, because, to be blunt, their pipe dream is to bogart the ball, and burn the Bruins in UCLA’s own joint (on the Rose Bowl grass), and only…

  • TROJAN’S “JEM” FLOPS, BUT BRUIN GEMS ARE TOPS

    Trojan Completes a Bomb — Highly-decorated u$c film school graduate Jon Chu delivers the biggest box office flop in the history of Universal Pictures, as his live-action movie version of the beloved 80’s cartoon Jem & the Holograms gets “Universally” panned by critics and fans, and finishes FIFTEENTH on its…

  • THE LACK-OF-JACK BLACK-SACK-ATTACK GETS THE BRUINS BACK ON TRACK IN THE PAC

    No longer out of whack, and that’s no smack, so cut them some slack — UCLA snaps out of their funk to destroy the Cal Foldin’ Bears 40-24, as the Bruins notch 5 Sacks, Josh Rosen throws a UCLA Record 34 completions for 399 yards and 3 TD’s, and Ka’imi…

  • ABOUT FACE

    Jump around!  Jump Around!  — Can the Bruins get it together and beat Cal tonight, to salvage their season and get back on the right track? With just a little bit of help, maybe even from u$c, UCLA could still attain success this year.  They won’t be going to the…

  • PRO BRUINS PROS, ANTI TROJANS CONS

    A League That We Own — Two UCLA players are instrumental in their NFL Teams’ victories this weekend, while several ex-trojan heroes are goats in their teams’ unexpected losses It’s probably just a coincidence, but after a week where trojan pride was at an all time low, a bunch of…

  • ALL-AMERICAN HORROR STORY

    Involuntary Stan-slaughter — With UCLA missing 3 All-American level Defenders, Stanford beats the Bruins to a bloody pulp, behind an All-American assault by Running Back Christian McCaffrey, who amasses 369 Total Yards and 4 Touchdowns in a 56-35 massacre It was no contest.  For the 8th straight time, Stanford has…

  • “SHUNNING-RUNNING” CUNNING, GUNNING 4 STUNNING

    Not Funning –The last 3 Bruin games have turned out drastically different than I expected, and tonight it will take clever, creative coaching by Jim Mora and staff to break their losing streak to Stanford, thereby shocking me for the 4th time in a row After UCLA’s first two games…

  • GONE IN 60 MINUTES

    What a Drag — UCLA takes an offramp from the Freeway to the Playoffs, as the Offense sputters early, the Defense breaks down late, and the Special Teams idle throughout (except for Ka’imi Fairbairn’s career-long 53-yard Field Goal), leading to Arizona State pulling away 29-10 after three quarters, then surviving a…

  • PURGIN’ TERRITORY

    There is a trap for that — As #7 UCLA gets ready to face 13-point underdog Arizona State and avoid a repeat of their surprise home “trap” loss to Utah last year, it’s time for me to post my last 100 shareable cheerleader photos from the BYU game Even if…

  • BRUINS TREAT ‘CATS LIKE A MINNESOTA DENTIST

    No Lyin’ — Even without the “Mane” Pride of UCLA and King of the Jungle Myles Jack, the Bruins go to Arizona and lure the Wildcats out of their comfort zone, outscoring them 42-7 (after a first-drive U 0f A TD), on their way to a convincing 56-30 triumph, with…