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  • LOOK MA, NO HANDS!

    Hands free?  Ali! — UCLA, playing without injured Starting Point Guard Jaylen Hands, still brushes off the UCI Anteaters 87-63, thanks to a career-high 21 Points from Prince Ali, who started in place of Hands It’s never easy to play a game when your floor leader is missing.  The Bruins started their game against Irvine […]

  • OUR CHIP HAS FINALLY COME IN

    Fisch and Chip — UCLA’s interim Head Coach Jedd Fisch has done a great job as Offensive Coordinator this year, but whether or not he is retained by the incoming Chip Kelly, UCLA will soon be scoring points in Chip-loads Jedd Fisch will be just fine.  Even if Chip Kelly does not keep him on […]

  • MODSTER M*A*S*H

    Money Modster — With Josh Rosen and many other walking wounded on the Bruin sidelines, UCLA’s backup QB Devon Modster — and record-setting WR Jordan Lasley — step up and lead the Bruins to 3 second half scores, including a J.J. Molson game-winning 37-yard Field Goal with 4 seconds left, to beat Cal 30-27 The […]

  • JUST SAY NO TO NORTON, AND GO FISH TO FISHER

    Traitor No’s — Rumors have UCLA considering turncoat Ken Norton, Jr. and trojan Jeff Fisher as potential Head Football Coaches.  If either of these repulsive choices is selected, I will immediately shut down this website and renounce my support of the UCLA Football Program Ken Norton, Jr. was an amazing Bruin Linebacker, and an even […]

  • INJUSTICE LEAGUE

    Holy Bat, man — Led by the Dynamic Duo of Rosen and Lasley (204 yards and 3 TD’s), UCLA out-plays, out-gains, and out-converts u$c, but gets a fumble recovery overturned, and a Touchdown and crucial 3rd down stop nullified, plus several passes BAT-ted down, so they end up caving 28-23 UCLA finally played a decent […]

  • LASLEY COME HOME

    Keep it Lasley, Bruins — UCLA’s much-maligned Defense gives up 584 yards, but gets a Pick Six and holds the ASU Offense without a TD after Halftime, while Josh Rosen hooks up with Jordan Lasley for 162 yards and the game-winning Touchdown in an entertaining 44-37 barn-burner that keeps the Bruins perfect AT HOME It’s […]

  • TOO HOT TO HANDSLE

    All Hands on Deck — Bruin Freshman Jaylen Hands impresses the crowd at Venice Beach, as do the rest of his teammates, the Bruin Women’s Team, and the UCLA Spirit Squad, but it’s Hands’ dunk jumping over Coach Steve Alford that Hands him the Dunk Contest Title What a slamming day in sun-slammed Venice Beach!  […]

  • NO CURBING THIS ENTHUSIASM

    Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty… good — After a 6-year hiatus, Curb Your Enthusiasm finally had its long-awaited premiere tonight, as did the 29th season of The Simpsons, while O.J. Simpson made his long-dreaded return to society (Two steps forward, one step back) Larry David is a neurotic genius.  His humor may skew older than a […]

  • WHITE MEN WIPE OUT THE BUFFALOES

    Great White > Buffaloes — On White Out Night at the Rose Bowl, Josh Rosen leads the white-clad Bruins over Colorado 27-23 with 372 yards Passing, while the improved Bruin defense holds the Buffs to 4-for-16 on 3rd Downs to help UCLA to rise to 3-2 on the season (and 3-0 at home) Josh Rosen […]

  • USC HAS NO-FALK INSURANCE

    The Falk Is Our Star — What the Falk happened to the vaunted trojans??  #5 (not for long) u$c gets upset by Washington State 30-27, as Cougar QB Luke Falk totally outshines troy QB Sam Darnold, who fumbles the game away on the final drive For 3 hours, TV viewers had to listen to two […]

  • WHITEOUT SUPREMACY

    Whiteout Power — This Saturday night the Bruins and their fans will wear white at home and some people don’t like this break from tradition Blue & Gold lives matter.  UCLA has the best-looking HOME uniforms in the Country.  The medium blue and gold combination is striking.  Samsung uses them in their commercial for their […]

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