S.weet C.harity: It may be S.C., but an event that helps severely-injured athletes get into the school (and several healthy song girls get into the pool) is good cause to write off The Rivalry, and write off a donation You have to admit: The trojans know how to throw a fundraiser. Saturday was the 29th Annual […]
TOYS FOR TROTS: Hawaiian Tropic trots out a treasure trove of hot-to-trot trophy girls in bikinis at Santa Anita “I went to the Horse Races, and a Bikini Contest broke out!” Okay, so maybe the Bikini Contest was planned in advanced — and advertised like crazy by sponsor KLOS — but it was still a […]
Brought on by massive trojan denial: A head-to-head face-off between UCLA and Oregon, for Spirit Supremacy “The Devil Made Me Do It.” Is this REALLY necessary? Has the blinding light of The Rivalry really rendered trojans unable to see what is right in front of them? Is it THAT hard to admit when your Rival […]
UCLA Spirit Squad Try-outs: An awesome display of talent, beauty, and grace that asks the Judges to do the impossible. 1777 photos. No, that’s not a typo. That’s One thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven photos. That’s what it took — in 5 hours — to TRY to capture some of the elegance and energy that blew the roof off […]
Check your Hatred at the Door: Today, Bruins and Trojans come together and Pool their resources to raise money for a very worthy cause (by getting very wet!) A female Police Officer from the local Drug and Gang Task Force was recently shot while on duty. She is now confined to a wheelchair. When she came up to […]
Black Sabbath: SC coming Back in Black uni’s on Sunday can’t Blackout Mayo’s most Rancid game ever, as Bruins’ TENacious D throws out the old, moldy Mayo’s streak of TEN-point games, separates Mayo from the ball TEN times, leads to a TEN-point avenging victory that calms our Suicidal TENdencies, exTENds UCLA’s Mettalic(a) command of the Pac-TEN, and might eliminate […]
Father Christmas, give us some money, don’t mess around with those silly toys — Wanna hear another Christmas CARROLL? Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all non-trojans. On the occasion of SC (Santa Claus) Day, we thought you would like to be serenaded by Figueroa Trade Tech’s Leaders of the Naughty List. So, here are […]
Impotent Cowan-led Offense (0-11 on 3rd Down) can’t mount another attack to penetrate the end zone against over-rated usc, who fails to cover the UCLA Pointspread for the second year in a row and third time in four years Will usc come to ultimately REGRET this sloppy victory? If the trojans’ plan was to tank […]
Time to dust off the old classics Click below to see a few more timeless, timely classics, including the classic blonde cheerleader, and Todd Marijuanovich flipping Matt Darby The Bird.
Bruins’ Scout Team loses to Notre Lame, while trojan A-Team gets beat by Stanford in The Upset of the Century Never before in the annals of Major College Football History has there ever been a CHOKE this big: FORTY-ONE point Favorite usc blew a 9-point 4th Quarter lead, AT HOME, to lose to the formerly pathetic […]
#18 Matthew “See You Later” Slater is amped, as Special Teams Player of the Week, while Cheerleaders are cramped by Special Ed. Pray-er of the Weak Okay, before we get started: Please save your letters — We mean no offense to the mentally disabled or to the logically- and scientifically-challeged. If a site dedicated to […]