Category: Non-Rivalry News

  • AUDS & ENDS

    Lately, from the Hills of Westwood to the moral sinkhole across town, there’s been no end of stuff to audit It’s been a mini-event filled week around here — Lots of little things have happened, but no ONE thing worthy of celebrating or cursing all by itself.  So today it’s time to roll…

  • ANGELS IN THE INFIELD

    TOYS FOR TROTS:  Hawaiian Tropic trots out a treasure trove of hot-to-trot trophy girls in bikinis at Santa Anita “I went to the Horse Races, and a Bikini Contest broke out!” Okay, so maybe the Bikini Contest was planned in advanced — and advertised like crazy by sponsor KLOS —…

  • SAN-TOE-NIO HOLMES GOES “WEE, WEE, WEE” ALL THE WAY HOME

    Steeler Receiver’s final-minute toe-tapping TD catch gives Pitt a thrilling 27-23 win, overcoming repeated screw-ups by their ex-trojan The only things missing were the tulips.  Pittsburgh Wide Receiver Santonio Holmes made up for a dropped TD pass that would have won the game, by catching a TD pass on his tip-toes that DID…

  • LAKERS BRAKE CELTICS BY PRESSING GAS(OL)

    Pau Gasol and Lakers protect L.A.’s Record 33 Straight, by stopping Boston after 19, 92-83 The greatest Record in the History of Sports could be UCLA Basketball’s 88 straight wins.  But also right up there in the pantheon of Records that should never be broken is the 33 straight reeled…

  • IT’S GOOD!

    No, not a Field Goal, but the free BBQ sandwich — And with this printable coupon, at least SOME Bruins will score this Saturday in the Rose Bowl The UCLA Offense hasn’t scored since Labor Day, but that doesn’t mean that there won’t be plenty of scoring this weekend when the…

  • BRUINS ARE SMOKIN’!!

    In honor of 5 years of smokin’ the competition, BeatSC.com’s readers can print a coupon for a free small BBQ sandwich at the Rose Bowl Mmmmmm,  BBQ.  Mmmmmm, 3 choices of Hickory Smoked Meat.  And especially, Mmmmmm, FREE! As a thank you for your loyalty, I have arranged with the very generous Owner…

  • L.A. SNAKES WACKY, PISSED-OFF MANNY ———— L.P. MAKES MACKEY LIST (OF MANY)

    Dodgers find lost Sock; Codgers raise Logan’s stock:  L.A. hits the Lotto with Ramirez, and Paulsen’s gotta lotta admirers Suddenly, the Dodgers are for real. With one unpredictable three-way (trade), the Dodger GM has gone from goat to hero, and the Dodgers have gone from certain first-round casualty (at best), to serious contender for the National League Pennant and…

  • TORCHED BY AN ANGEL

    “The Dark Knight” torches the Box Office Record, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late Heath Ledger, while the L.A. Angels torch the Boston Red Sox, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late-inning Save Leader Coming soon to a screen near you:  “Angels:  A Posthumous Nomination,…

  • CHEAT ON!

       6 Weeks Until Football Season:  It’s time to turn up the (c)heat on usc and the NCAA — Order now, to get them while they’re hot Another new product that is bound to catch the imagination of the Nation — A Nation that is absolutely sick of usc getting away with…

  • THERE’S NO SHRINKAGE IN BASEBALL

    Post-Steroid Era All-Star Game is longest ever, as N.L. makes it hard on A.L., but fails to leave happy for 12th straight time, in 15-inning New York Yankathon Please don’t confuse Chase Utley with Dan Uggla. Chase Utley is the Bruin/Phillie/Top Vote-Getter in the NL, who got a hit in three at…

  • Attn: UCLA Football Fans — The Battle of L.A. CAN be Won without an Offense

    Dodgers are scared hit-less, but still win 1-0, on consecutive Errors by the Angels of Mercy It’s hard to win Baseball games when you go 19 straight innings without scoring, like the Los Angeles Angels currently have.  It’s even harder to win a game without getting a base hit, but that’s…

  • WILT, CHEER BERLIN

    Thousands conquer triple-digit heat to score free “Sex” in park performed live by really hot Nunn She can STILL “take your breath away.” Terri Nunn, for those of you who weren’t teenagers in the 80’s, was one of the hottest New Wave ROCKER chicks of the time, as the lead singer for “Berlin.”  Like…