Category: News from the Dark Side
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got t-shirts?
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http://www.cafepress.com/beatsc Sanction one up today, and if anyone asks, tell ’em: “I’m with the Ban!” —————————————————————————————-
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SOME IDIOTS STILL DENY THE HOLOCAUST, TOO
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Heritage Hall-ucinations: Despite the overwhelming evidence, Carroll, like both O.J.’s, still denies wrongdoing; Meanwhile, Bush is writing a book called “If I Did It,” and Garrett won’t rest until he finds “the REAL violators” On a day where Big Baby Davis was the unexpected hero in the Celtics’ Series-evening Game 4 win…
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GIVE-IT-AWAY, GIVE-IT-AWAY, GIVE-IT-AWAY NOW!
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Red Hot NCAA Peppers U$C with “Chili” New Wave of penalties: The trojans are Banned from Bowls for 2 years, forced to give up 30 scholarships, and must vacate all their 2004 ill-gotten gains — Now you know what made Carroll “Flea” No one ever said Pete Carroll was stupid. Arrogant,…
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SANCS FOR THE MEMORIES
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“Road to Banzibar” Closes this Friday: All Hope for Justice Bobs on the NCAA’s Special usc-sanction Announcement, which is teed up for Friday, and could be a Classic, or could be a Joke Happy Memorial Day. And it IS slightly happier than the average Fallen Soldier Awareness Holiday, because on Sunday,…
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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRUGGIE
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LenDale “China” White would be the THIRD ex-trojan THIS MONTH to get burned in a drug bust — Just what are they teaching over there at Drugueroa Tech? Is usc a University, or a Pharmacy? According to an ESPN inside source, ex-trojan LenDale White is about to be suspended for 4…
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PILLS BURY DOUGHBOY
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D’oh! Rich and (apparently) Flaky ex-trojan Kevin Ellison gets POPPED for Cooking through a School Zone, and ROLLED for having 100 Vicodin 99 Vicodin pills in the car, 99 Vicodin pills. You take one today, the pain goes away, 98 Vicodin pills in the car. Wow. What’s it been —…
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WHAT DO FOX AND/OR THE SIMPSONS KNOW ABOUT O.J. SIMPSON U., THAT YOU DON’T?
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It makes sense that Fox Owner Rupert Murdoch — who did a cameo in this episode of “The Simpsons” last night — would have the inside scoop on the impending NCAA sanctions, but “NO TEAM at the Coliseum??” “Best Banner Ever.” Last night on “The Simpsons,” the writers pointed their…
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KING JAMES BYE-BYE
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False Idol Thumped: LeBron is not God, or even the Savior of Cleveland, as he dispels all that fiction by plaguing his own people with NINE Turnovers and thirteen bricks, Numbers that were the Genesis of the Cavs’ epic-fail Playoff Exodus 27 Points, NINETEEN Rebounds, and 10 Assists: A Triple-Double Royale for…
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BRIAN CUSHING: THE MARION BARRY OF FOOTBALL
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Cushing The Envelope, Please: Just like the former D.C. Mayor, the former sc player is re-awarded by voters, AFTER getting busted for drugs — Moral of the Story? Just Say Yes to Drugs The AP Voters are Absolutely Pathetic. The Associated Press Voters sent a pointed message to America’s Youth…
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CUSHING UP DAISIES
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Ex-trojan’s NFL career could go six feet under, after the Juicer from Juice U. gets squeezed with a 4-game suspension for Steroids Another trojan Award Winner who should give the Award BACK. First Bush, now Cush. The NFL’s current Defensive Rookie of the Year (and ex-trojan) Brian Cushing has just been suspended…
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PRICE GOETH BEFORE THE FALLEN
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Bri Goes Before Them All: UCLA’s Brian Price gets drafted before anyone from usc, and is going down to Florida to be a Buc for lotsa bucks, while Bruin Gymnastics refuses to go down in Florida, to Florida et al., buckling down to buck the trend and win UCLA’s 105th National…
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DURANT’S GLANCE FAILS TO ENHANCE HIS CHANCE TO ADVANCE
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Fans watch in trance, as L.A. grants Kevin Durant’s good look for a game-winning shot (and celebratory dance), then see it glance off the rim, which plants OKC in an 0-2 stance Kobe Bryant used to miss clutch shots too. When Kobe first came up, he was obviously going to…