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  • LEWIS LOCKED UP, NIKIAS COCKED UP

    F*cked up — u$c continues to be Misogyny U, as trojan Wide Receiver Joseph Lewis gets sentenced to jail for Domestic Battery, on the same day that SC’s Academic Senate calls for University President Max Nikias to resign over his screwing up of the Nightmare Gynecologist SCandal, where allegedly hundreds of trojan coeds were sexually […]

  • McNAIR COMES UP SHORT-SHORT

    McNairball — Disgraced u$c Assistant Football Coach Todd McNair comes up with nothing but air in his laughable attempt to swindle $27 million out of the NCAA, in his failed Defamation lawsuit concerning his complicity in the Reggie Bush SCandal “Who wears short-shorts?  We wear short-shorts! If you dare wear short-shorts, Nair for short-shorts!” What […]

  • USC HAS BEEN ENABLING A SERIAL SEXUAL ABUSER FOR DECADES… AGAIN

    Nightmare Gynecologist — Yet another longtime u$c employee has been exposed for sexual abuse, and the University knew about it for decades and did nothing [NOTE:  Please assume, for legal reasons, everything claimed in this article must be perceived as ALLEGED behavior] It’s not just the u$c Athletic Department.  It’s the ENTIRE institution.  It has […]

  • DOWN ON A RUFFIN

    WALK THIS WAY… right to jail — Ex-trojan Linebacker Jabari Ruffin, already infamous for STOMPING on an Alabama player’s crotch, is now incarcerated for FELONY ASSAULT with a DEADLY WEAPON, after “allegedly” attacking one WOMAN with a metal broom handle and threatening ANOTHER WOMAN with a SHOTGUN in a separate incident Train keeps a rollin’ […]

  • VANILLA CHIP AND CHAMPIONSHIP

    An even better “Bruin Day” —  On a day when UCLA Beats sc  19-2 in Baseball, and the Bruin Gymnasts win UCLA’s 115th NCAA Championship, many eyes were focused on Chip Kelly’s Spring Showcase Scrimmage, which instead of the tricky Oregon Offense Kelly is famous for, displayed a lot of plain vanilla football Congratulations to […]

  • MARK BANCHEZ!

    Narc Sanchez — Ex-trojan Quarterback Mark Sanchez gets busted by the NFL for Performance-Enhancing Drugs, so if any team is stupid enough to sign this cheat for next season, he will be banned for the first 4 games.  And guess what — he denies that he did anything wrong The endless parade of trojans and […]

  • CHAMP IS VILLANOVA, MARINOVICH IS VILLAIN OVA N’ OVA

    Villa’ and Toddzilla — Villanova easily wins their 2nd NCAA Basketball Championship in 3 years, right after it was reported that ex-trojan Todd Marinovich had been arrested not once, but twice last month for probation violations, and is still in jail, right now, where he belongs According to legendary u$c Quarterback Todd Marinovich, he did […]

  • THE KNOBS GET ROBBED

    No Prob, No Sob — UCLA squeaks into the NCAA Tournament and will have to play in the (“play-in”) Round of 68, but that’s better than u$c, who shockingly gets snubbed completely That sound you hear is whining, and lots of it, coming from just off the Harbor Freeway on Figueroa Street.  The u$c trojans […]

  • REGALIN’ IN GALEN

    Holiday’s Sweep Number is 34 — With Starting Guard Jaylen Hands out injured, Point Guard Aaron Holiday drops a career-high 34 Points and Shooting Guard Kris Wilkes adds a career-high 22 as UCLA comes back from 10 down to complete a season sweep of u$c with an 83-72 Hands-Down Sweeping Beauty at the Galen Center […]

  • TORONTO TROJAN TRIPLE TRIP-UP TRASHES TEAM IN ALL-STAR TILT

    DeRoze and Fall of Troy — In the final minute of the 2018 NBA All-Star game, Toronto Raptor and ex-trojan DeMar DeRozan misses a Free Throw, throws the ball away for a Turnover, and fails to get the final, potentially game-tying shot off before the buzzer (it was a brick anyway) in a 148-145 loss […]

  • CAN’T SPELL “DOMESTIC ABUSE” WITHOUT U-S-C

    J.L. to ja-il? — Trojan Joseph Lewis, the Nation’s #1 High School Wide Receiver of 2016, is arrested for FELONY Domestic Violence with bail set at $50,000 Well, at least he didn’t murder two people.  Yet another trojan athlete has run afoul of the law in a very serious way.  This time it is Wide […]

  • WELSH CARRIER

    Trojans shot down like dogs — UCLA’s Aircraft Carrier Thomas Welsh carries the Bruins to victory over u$c 82-79, scoring 21 Points including UCLA’s last 5 — a 3-pointer to give them the lead, and 2 Free Throws to go up by 3 with 11 seconds left;  Aaron Holiday (23 Points, 9 Assists, 6 Rebounds, […]

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