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  • DIS-GUSTIN

    Trojans escape justice — A vicious helmet-to-helmet targeting by Porter Gustin goes uncalled, allowing u$c to block a Field Goal and eke out a 39-36 win over WSU Trojan Linebacker Porter Gustin is just coming off a suspension for spearing someone last week.  An hour later, he’s at it again, leading with his helmet, right […]

  • CHIPWRECKED

    A three- hour horror, a three-hour horror — UCLA’s new Skipper Chip Kelly should forfeit his salary, because his first three games — all horrible losses — mark the worst start for the Bruins in recent memory, after Saturday night’s 38-14 Bulldog drubbing Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of […]

  • THINGS GET STORMY FOR DANIELS

    Happy ending trumps loss — Hours after the Bruins get spanked in Norman, Stormin’ Stanford dominates u$c, molesting trojan QB J.T. Daniels into a Fumble and 2 Interceptions while holding sc to only 3 points in a 17-3 pounding There’s no better way to get over a Bruin loss than with a trojan loss that […]

  • COHEN GOT THE JUICE

    Celebrated murderer celebrates murder — Sacha Baron Cohen takes a stab at O.J. Simpson on Showtime’s “Who is America?” TV show, duping him into actually GIVING A HIGH FIVE over the idea of wife-killing With everything going on in Washington D.C. right now, you may think this headline has to do with former Trump Fixer […]

  • JUST IN THE NICK OF CRIME

    Swaggering to jail – Ex-trojan Nick “Swaggy P” Young gets arrested for Obstruction of Justice after defying Police during a traffic stop You already knew that former trojan Basketball hero Nick Young, aka “Swaggy P,” wasn’t playing with a full deck, after lighting a firework and letting it go off while still holding it in […]

  • PASSIONS EVOKED, LICENSE REVOKED

    Just ‘Cause — Today starts a tidal wave of Cheer photos from the 11/24/17 Cal game, as we celebrate the disgraced former u$c Dean of Medicine being stripped of his license to practice medicine The medical patients of California just caught a huge break:  In 30 days, Dr. Carmen Puliafito will no longer be allowed […]

  • SOMEONE’S GOTTA SCREW LEWIS

    Lewis not on the loose any more — Trojan Wide Receiver Joseph Lewis gets arrested for domestic abuse AGAIN, just two weeks after getting released from jail So much for rehabilitation.  I guess 21 days of incarceration wasn’t enough for trojan football player Joseph Lewis to learn his lesson.  Just 14 days after being turned […]

  • PACE FORCE

    Everyone knows it’s Indy — The Indiana Pacers select UCLA’s Aaron Holiday in the 1st Round of the NBA Draft with the 23rd overall pick, giving them FOUR BRUINS on their roster;  The Denver Nuggets grab UCLA’s Thomas Welsh in the 2nd Round When the best player in your franchise’s history came from UCLA, you […]

  • THE PERP WOK

    Jonesing for Chinese — Trojan Cornerback Jack Jones gets busted for two Felonies, for breaking into a Panda Express at 3:00 am Ever crave Chinese food rally bad?  At 3am?  Or maybe you crave the money that you think is left overnight in the register drawers?  How stupid do you have to be, expecting something […]

  • APALL-A-DAY WEEKEND

    Appealing, not appalling — While across town at u$c something appalling comes out every day, let’s stick to appealing UCLA Cheer pics to celebrate the Holiday Weekend This website has two goals:  1) To illuminate the heinous, corrupt culture that the University of Southern California breeds and thrives on, and 2) To celebrate the superiority […]

  • MAX MAKES TRACKS

    Tar and Nikias — It took 500 angry Professors, 4,000 irate students, and most importantly, 21 lawsuits, but U$C President C.L. Max Nikias has finally been asked to step down from his post in disgrace, amid a SCandal that might cost the University hundreds of millions of dollars Max Powerless.  The fish stinks from the […]

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