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  • PACE FORCE

    Everyone knows it’s Indy — The Indiana Pacers select UCLA’s Aaron Holiday in the 1st Round of the NBA Draft with the 23rd overall pick, giving them FOUR BRUINS on their roster;  The Denver Nuggets grab UCLA’s Thomas Welsh in the 2nd Round When the best player in your franchise’s history came from UCLA, you […]

  • THE PERP WOK

    Jonesing for Chinese — Trojan Cornerback Jack Jones gets busted for two Felonies, for breaking into a Panda Express at 3:00 am Ever crave Chinese food rally bad?  At 3am?  Or maybe you crave the money that you think is left overnight in the register drawers?  How stupid do you have to be, expecting something […]

  • APALL-A-DAY WEEKEND

    Appealing, not appalling — While across town at u$c something appalling comes out every day, let’s stick to appealing UCLA Cheer pics to celebrate the Holiday Weekend This website has two goals:  1) To illuminate the heinous, corrupt culture that the University of Southern California breeds and thrives on, and 2) To celebrate the superiority […]

  • MAX MAKES TRACKS

    Tar and Nikias — It took 500 angry Professors, 4,000 irate students, and most importantly, 21 lawsuits, but U$C President C.L. Max Nikias has finally been asked to step down from his post in disgrace, amid a SCandal that might cost the University hundreds of millions of dollars Max Powerless.  The fish stinks from the […]

  • LEWIS LOCKED UP, NIKIAS COCKED UP

    F*cked up — u$c continues to be Misogyny U, as trojan Wide Receiver Joseph Lewis gets sentenced to jail for Domestic Battery, on the same day that SC’s Academic Senate calls for University President Max Nikias to resign over his screwing up of the Nightmare Gynecologist SCandal, where allegedly hundreds of trojan coeds were sexually […]

  • McNAIR COMES UP SHORT-SHORT

    McNairball — Disgraced u$c Assistant Football Coach Todd McNair comes up with nothing but air in his laughable attempt to swindle $27 million out of the NCAA, in his failed Defamation lawsuit concerning his complicity in the Reggie Bush SCandal “Who wears short-shorts?  We wear short-shorts! If you dare wear short-shorts, Nair for short-shorts!” What […]

  • USC HAS BEEN ENABLING A SERIAL SEXUAL ABUSER FOR DECADES… AGAIN

    Nightmare Gynecologist — Yet another longtime u$c employee has been exposed for sexual abuse, and the University knew about it for decades and did nothing [NOTE:  Please assume, for legal reasons, everything claimed in this article must be perceived as ALLEGED behavior] It’s not just the u$c Athletic Department.  It’s the ENTIRE institution.  It has […]

  • DOWN ON A RUFFIN

    WALK THIS WAY… right to jail — Ex-trojan Linebacker Jabari Ruffin, already infamous for STOMPING on an Alabama player’s crotch, is now incarcerated for FELONY ASSAULT with a DEADLY WEAPON, after “allegedly” attacking one WOMAN with a metal broom handle and threatening ANOTHER WOMAN with a SHOTGUN in a separate incident Train keeps a rollin’ […]

  • VANILLA CHIP AND CHAMPIONSHIP

    An even better “Bruin Day” —  On a day when UCLA Beats sc  19-2 in Baseball, and the Bruin Gymnasts win UCLA’s 115th NCAA Championship, many eyes were focused on Chip Kelly’s Spring Showcase Scrimmage, which instead of the tricky Oregon Offense Kelly is famous for, displayed a lot of plain vanilla football Congratulations to […]

  • MARK BANCHEZ!

    Narc Sanchez — Ex-trojan Quarterback Mark Sanchez gets busted by the NFL for Performance-Enhancing Drugs, so if any team is stupid enough to sign this cheat for next season, he will be banned for the first 4 games.  And guess what — he denies that he did anything wrong The endless parade of trojans and […]

  • CHAMP IS VILLANOVA, MARINOVICH IS VILLAIN OVA N’ OVA

    Villa’ and Toddzilla — Villanova easily wins their 2nd NCAA Basketball Championship in 3 years, right after it was reported that ex-trojan Todd Marinovich had been arrested not once, but twice last month for probation violations, and is still in jail, right now, where he belongs According to legendary u$c Quarterback Todd Marinovich, he did […]

  • THE KNOBS GET ROBBED

    No Prob, No Sob — UCLA squeaks into the NCAA Tournament and will have to play in the (“play-in”) Round of 68, but that’s better than u$c, who shockingly gets snubbed completely That sound you hear is whining, and lots of it, coming from just off the Harbor Freeway on Figueroa Street.  The u$c trojans […]

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