Category: News from the Dark Side
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DENIED!!!
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No-Brainer — U$C’s Appeal of their NCAA Sanctions has been denied (according to the L.A. Times), with the Official announcement coming tomorrow According to sources of the L.A. Times, THE DECISION is in, and it does not look good for the trojans. Apparently, the NCAA has found NO SYMPATHY for…
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HIGH SEPARATION ANXIETY
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Nikki Take another little piece of my heart now, baby — The hardest part of being a UCLA Spirit Squad fan is watching your favorites leave the nest I miss them already. At least eight members of last year’s UCLA Spirit Squad — including a few of my favorites —…
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KAREEM HOOKS ANOTHER ACCOLADE
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Bruin great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar named to Top 10 Greatest NBA Playoff Players of All Time Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will never be forgotten. This week, another list of legends has been published, praising the Bruin Star for his success in the Pro Basketball Playoffs. Ranking right up there with Magic, Kobe, Jordan,…
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DIDDLER ON THE ROOF
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Tradition? Tradition! — SC student gets busted for saying “L’Chaim to Life” by having sex on the top of a campus building between Sunrise and Sunset If I Were A Rich Man… I wouldn’t blow my parent’s tuition by screwing on campus in plain sight, and getting thrown out of…
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NO POISE BY TROY’S BOYS
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U$C finds the lush life of the NCAA Tourney too sobering to take, going dry for 7 minutes down the stretch to get wasted by VCU, 59-46 Happy Hour! Now trojan Coach Kevin O’Neill (or is it “O’doul?) can hit the bar, and try to drown his sorrows, as sc gets trashed…
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BEAT THE CHEATS, SUPPORT THE CAUSE
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Brand new T-Shirts available NOW — Just click on the photo, and help keep this website alive With Spring on the way, it’s time to spring for some new anti-$C attire. It’s a great way to show your true colors, insult the trojans, and support BeatSC.com, allowing it to stay in…
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CLOSE-OUT SAIL
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Wooden’s House of Leather — In their last game in Original Pauley, UCLA, in roll-back attire, marks down #10 Arizona 71-49, and earns a Tie for 1st Place, behind a career-high 27 from Reeves Nelson, with the Pavilion’s final basket ever fittingly coming from Wooden’s great-grandson Thanks a million, Pauley Pavilion!…
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THE DEVILS ‘N MISTER JONES
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Obscene start, happy ending — Lazeric Jones Reems ASU with 10 Points, 10 Assists, and no mental boners, pulling UCLA out of a 12-point hole, and thrusting them to an 18-point pounding of the Sun Devils, 71-53 Slow starts may have worked for Zenyatta almost every time, but UCLA needs…
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LENDALE’S JUST SAYIN’ WHAT EVERYONE’S THINKING
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Ex-trojan LenDale White says “F*ck You” to Pete Carroll on TMZ (showing the “Class” that makes him a trojan hero and Media Darling) Not since Michael Cooper’s infamous “F*ck UCLA!” has a classless trojan made headlines with the big “F.” A lot of people hate smarmy and arrogant Pete Carroll, but…
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THE KID(NEY)S ARE ALRIGHT
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Organ Grinder Monkey Business — A White Supremacist beats The Juice to a pulp in jail, and Doctors transplant a kidney into the WRONG patient at USC Hospital, but both victims are doing fine These stories are no laughing matters, and I wouldn’t even report them if anyone had been irreparably…
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PACKERS NOT BOTTLED BY CHOKA-POLA
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TRoyal Clown Pola — No Gatorade for ex-trojan “Troy Goat” Polamalu, who gets burned on both of Green Bay’s final two Touchdowns, in The Pack’s 31-25 Super Bowl win over the Steelers Is it too late to take away Troy Polamalu’s Defensive Player of the Year Award? The ex-trojan who mysteriously…
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IF THE LOVE FITS, YOU MUST ADMIT
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Ming Clause — To replace the injured Yao Ming, the NBA injects Love into the All-Star game, where he will re-unite with fellow Bruin Westbrook Feel Like Making Love… an All-Star? Well, the NBA did, and he’s not in Bad Company. Bruin greats Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook will be…