Category: Blue & Gold News
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WESTBROOK GONE WITH THE WIND?
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They “don’t know nothin’ about birthin’ no nicknames!” — Oklahoma City narrows Nickname search down to 6 choices; Hopefully for Russell, they’ll pass on “Wind” (if he frankly gives a damn) Who’s in charge of new Nicknames for the Oklahoma City team — Tommy the Trojan’s soon-to-be Husband? The former Seattle…
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CHEAT ON!
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6 Weeks Until Football Season: It’s time to turn up the (c)heat on usc and the NCAA — Order now, to get them while they’re hot Another new product that is bound to catch the imagination of the Nation — A Nation that is absolutely sick of usc getting away with…
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LOOSE FLIPS SYNC ‘SHIPS
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New relationships are syncing up, as relaxed Bruins roll through informal workouts “Happy Days Are Here Again.” That old UCLA Spirit staple might have to be brought to the forefront, if they want the music to mirror reality. It’s hard to compliment the Neu Regime without it looking like some…
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SYNC THE BISMARCK!
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Can you please help get a Rose Bowl fan from Bismarck, North Dakota in sync with the way a first-time visitor should enjoy the Greatest Football Venue in the World? Yesterday was what Fred Roggin called the slowest Sports News day of the year. With Football and Basketball in the off-season,…
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THERE’S NO SHRINKAGE IN BASEBALL
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Post-Steroid Era All-Star Game is longest ever, as N.L. makes it hard on A.L., but fails to leave happy for 12th straight time, in 15-inning New York Yankathon Please don’t confuse Chase Utley with Dan Uggla. Chase Utley is the Bruin/Phillie/Top Vote-Getter in the NL, who got a hit in three at…
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LOVE INKS (YEAH, YEAH, LOVE INKS)
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Ain’t Nothin’ but a Party: Kevin Love gets a Freeze Frame moment, signing a $5.47 Million, 2-year contract to become a T-Wolf KLove made it official yesterday, putting his signature on a contract to become the new Minnesota Fat Cat. Five and a half Mil for 2 years, with options for…
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BRAND RECOGNITION
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Elton Brand chose Philadelphia Freedom over Baron & the Clips, because he recognized that The Bitch is Back in L.A., and his name is Donald Sterling It’s time for a Funeral for a Friend: Love Lies Bleeding in Elton’s hands, because Elton just Let the Sun Go Down on Baron…
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OLSON IS WAIVED, UTLEY IS CRAVED, BARON’S NOT SAVED, AND TATUPU HAS CAVED
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DREW is shown the Back Door by Faith-less San Francisco; CHASE takes the Front Door to trojan-less All-Star Game; DAVIS sees Brand use the Revolving Door to escape Hope-less Clippurgatory; And LOFA will be the Door Prize for a Freedom-less Cellmate Lord have Mercy! That’s more “Doors” than Jim “Backdoor…
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BRING IT ON!
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Brought on by massive trojan denial: A head-to-head face-off between UCLA and Oregon, for Spirit Supremacy “The Devil Made Me Do It.” Is this REALLY necessary? Has the blinding light of The Rivalry really rendered trojans unable to see what is right in front of them? Is it THAT hard…
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DIGGING ALL THE WAY TO CHINA (and leaving the trojans behind)
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Bruin Great Elaine Youngs is Set to Go to The Promised Sand of Beijing, Blocking and Spiking the Olympic Dreams of TWO Cardinal & Gold Diggers Can you Dig it? Thanks to their strong performance this week in Moscow, the Beach Volleyball team of Elaine “E.Y.” Youngs and Nicole Branagh clinched…
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FROM SOAK-Y TO OKIE: JUST CALL HIM “RUSTLE” WESTBROOK
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Westbrook Goin’ South: The Sonics are ‘bucking rain-soaked Seattle for booming Oklahoma City, where the fans (who tote shotguns, not shots of espresso) will really get a blast out of Westy’s thunderous and dust-clearing Sonic Booms Could you imagine if Jerry Buss moved the Lakers from Los Angeles? I don’t…
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FIG U SKATERS
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Oh, BOI! — Thanks to another frozen WITTness, Figueroa Tech’s Most KWANted is no longer on thin ice, and will probably go SCOTT free Quick — Someone get a shovel and dig up the 50-yard line in the Coliseum — You just might find the shallow grave of the latest…