Month: September 2009

  • QUICK PICS

    It’s like you hit the Lotto jackpot — A dozen new shots of UCLA  Cheer ’09 — No scratching required Coming out of a Bruin bye week, when the trojans didn’t choke to their unranked opponent, there is no article yearning to be written, to be accompanied by a collection…

  • ONE DAY MY PRINCE WILL COME

    Bye-Polar:  A cold chill swept through Westwood during this bye week heatwave, as it was reported that Kevin Craft is expected to start one more time before Kevin Prince returns Earlier this week Bruin fans were happy, and it was written:  Blame it on Three-O.  Now some consternation is creeping in. …

  • BLAME IT ON THREE-O

    Things are looking up in Westwood, where the Bruins are 3-0 for the first time since 2005 UCLA:  Enemy of the States.  First they disposed of San Diego STATE, then they shocked what seemed like the entire STATE of Tennessee, and then on Saturday, they turned away Kansas STATE University. …

  • NO BAILOUT FOR CARROLL, CORP

    Huskies are rotten to the Corp, as Pete & Co. are exposed by his ex-assistants in Huskies’ 16-13 hostile takeover, and UCLA moves to 3-0 by investing in Franklin It happens every year like clockwork, but it’s still shocking every time it happens:  USC has lost a game where they were huge…

  • SLACK-JAWED YOKEL CRACKS JAW OF LOCAL

    UCLA’s Starting QB Kevin Prince will be out a month after a Tennessee tackler breaks his jaw on a late (un-)Safety Just as the Bruins start to get “on a roll,” along comes this:  Kevin Prince will be out 3-4 weeks with a fractured jaw.   A National audience watched as he spit…

  • UCLA STIFFENS TO KICK THE KIFFINS

        Vols to the Wall:  It takes everything but the Kiffins sink after a late Bruin goal line stand preserves the emotionally-draining 19-15 upset The next-best thing to beating a trojan is beating an ex-trojan, and that’s what the Bruins did on Saturday.  The new Coach of Tennessee is — for the…

  • ANYBODY WANNA VOLUNTEER?

    UCLA heads to Knoxville looking for respect, but who will rise to the occasion? The UCLA Football Bruins are a joke… to many people in and out of Los Angeles.  This weekend presents a chance to end that joke. If the Bruins can travel to Neyland Stadium and win as…

  • NEU RULES!

    The UCLA Spirit Dynasty remains Unbeatable despite Turnover, and the Football Team remains Unbeaten despite Turnovers For 50% of College Football fans, it’s a lovely time of year.  After the first week of the season, half of the teams are undefeated.  The number will decrease dramatically this Saturday, with the Bruins expected to be part…

  • MERRY STEALER MOORE

    Rahim Moore’s School Record-tying 3 Interceptions (“Oh, ROB!!”) help Grant Bruins 30 straight points to snow in San Diego St, 33-14, and leave UCLA fans thinking they’re gonna make it after all Good night and Good news:  The Bruins are back, sort of, and even Chuckles the Clown can see…

  • THE FLIGHT STUFF

    Trojan Hero O.J. Simpson denied bail while awaiting Appeal, due to risk of flight, as the slow, white Bronco comes back to bite him in the ass A Nevada High Court (not “high” as in O.J. Mayojuana) has DENIED O.J. Simpson’s desperate request for a release from prison until his Appeal is…

  • FIRE UP!

    Q:  What happens when the smoke lifts from Los Angeles?  A:  U.C.L.A. It’s Official:  UCLA’s opening day game against San Diego State will NOT be cancelled, moved, or postponed.  Due to a dramatic improvement in air quality over the last two days, Officials have declared the Rose Bowl a safe…