Category: Non-Rivalry Photos

  • A MILLION WAY$ TO DIVE IN THE WE$T

    Geronimo-ney! —Swim with Mike 2016 at USC raises over a million dollars for physically-challenged athletes, thanks in part to the bighearted USC Song Girls, who dived into the pool for this praiseworthy charity Welcome to the annual bury-the-rivalry-hatchet week, as I put aside my allegiances to praise the efforts of…

  • ‘PHAROAH DOES SOMETHING RARE-O

    Another Blue and Gold Champion — American Pharoah becomes the first horse in 37 years to win the Triple Crown, and of course, his jockey was wearing BLUE and GOLD silks!   A “Pharoah” even Woody Allen could like. Thoroughbred race horse American Pharoah has just become the 12th-ever winner…

  • THE UGLY DUCKING

    Oregon overwhelms out-manned UCLA 42-30, but it was 42-10 before a late 20 points made it look less ugly than it was; The Bruins out-gained the Ducks, with Paul Perkins rushing for 190 yards, but had trouble in both Red Zones, racked up 7 Penalties for 81 yards, and couldn’t…

  • NO RED AND GOLD… NOT EVEN IN THE TOMATO GARDEN

    YES, We Have No Red Tomatoes — A loyal Bruin fan and his family refused to have u$c colors on their property, so they planted only blue and gold tomatoes this year, and crushed the old red ones Inspired by a Trojan-Hater photo of a menorah with only blue and…

  • YOUR DUTY IS CRYSTAL CLEAR

    It’s time to support your fellow Bruin and former UCLA Spirit Squad member Crystal, whose revolutionary new clothing line is ready to take the Fashion World by storm — And you can be a part of the success by helping her on Kickstarter I’m all about justice.  The whole point…

  • DEEP-POCKET POOL PARTY

    The Color of Money, right on Cue — At the 2014 “Swim With Mike” Charity Event, Trojans and friends (and frenemies) Rack Up over one million dollars to fund scholarships for physically challenged athletes, as the 34-year total Breaks FIFTEEN million Minnesota has Minnesota Fats.  Southern Cal has California Sveltes. …

  • VENTURA COUNTY COUNTESS

    VENTURA COUNTY LIKE — Count me in!  Bruin Rowena represented Ventura County this weekend, making the semi-finals in the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA Pageant — Another fine representative of UCLA It’s a small world after all.  While I was in the audience at the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA pageant this weekend, I…

  • CALIFORNIA HERE YOU COME

    I have a feeling all you out-of-staters are going to move here to California, after viewing these 60 photos from the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA and Miss CaliforniaUSA TEEN pageants California is the land where dreams come true — The land of happy endings, and where I’m going to live happily…

  • SUPER CALI (FRAGILE-LIPSTICK-X-P-ALL-BODACIOUS)

    Spoonful of sugar — “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” is what you say when you don’t know what to say, and seeing (former UCLA Dance Team member) Michelle be so graceful and exquisite in last night’s prelim round of the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA pageant left me speechless For the second time in three years,…

  • WAKING THE DEADTIME STORIES

    Scream for me America!  — Here is a 45-second teaser for my new kids’ TV show Deadtime Stories, premiering this Thursday night at 8pm on Nickelodeon, with two new episodes airing every Thursday night this month! Please, please, please watch this video, watch/record the show, and tell people about the…

  • DEADTIME STORIES GOES LIVE!!!

    The Night of the Living Deadtime Stories — The highly-anticipated Kids’ TV Series premieres on Nickelodeon this Thursday, October 3rd at 8pm (5pm on Nickelodeon EAST, so if you have DirecTV, you can watch it before the UCLA game, otherwise, DVR it at 8!!!) Do you love UCLA?  Do you…

  • LABOR PARTY

    UCLA Football shows first-strike capability; UCLA Cheerleaders are simply striking — Celebrating the Labor Day holiday with the perfect Union of Football and Spirit photos which show that no Bruins seemed to Labor in the Pasadena heat on Saturday while turning in impressive debut performances Recuperating on Sunday from the…