Month: August 2011
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PRINCE PLUS
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Houston, we’ve got a tandem: UCLA will use a Twosome for Houston, if not a Threesome, as Neuheisel names Prince the Starting QB, but insists that Brehaut, and maybe Hundley, will play too Can a QB Committee beat the Kitties? UCLA will find out on Saturday, as they take on the Houston Cougars…
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TO THE FEW-CHEER, AND BEYOND!
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Have you heard the latest Buzz? A few Cheerleaders will train Future Leaders in a space-age new program that will allow kids to lead cheers at real Bruin games with the UCLA Spirit Squad Do you have any little Bruins aged 6-to-14 that would like to be Lightyears ahead of…
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THE SCRIM REAPER
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[Note: 37 more photos at end of article] Datone and the Defense are deadly at first, but valiant Prince and The Adjustment Brehaut adapt and survive, allowing the Bruin Offense to reap the rewards, as UCLA’s Fall Scrimmage makes fans less grim It started out grim: The Carl’s Jr. truck…
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FAT, DRUNK, AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE
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Double-Secret Probation: Ex-trojan LenDale White gets cut, and Mr. “Trogan” Markeith Ambles is declared academically ineligible It makes me wanna shout. So much natural ability, completely wasted. U$C products LenDale White and Markeith Ambles have both come up short this week, as White lost his spot on the roster of the Denver…
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HALL-BENT FOR LEATHER
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UCLA Basketball Heroes take 2 of the 5 Inaugural spots in ESPN’s (trojan-free) L.A. Hall of Fame Maybe SIZE doesn’t matter, but CLASS apparently does, at least as far as the brand new ESPN Los Angeles Hall of Fame is concerned. You know how you can tell? Because no class-challenged, class-skipping trojans are…
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E-TICKET
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Take a magical ride back in time, as, by request, an Elise-themed pictorial makes this the Happiest Site on Earth I may be Goofy sometimes, but when I get a request from my Small World of readers, I seriously try to fulfill it. Like Disneyland, this site is all about making dreams…
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RANK CALLS
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UCLA rings up two more Top Ten Rankings, for producing Professional athletes, and for being Extreme Sports-friendly Before the advent of *69, kids used to make prank phone calls, like calling a bowling alley clerk, confirming he has 10-pound balls, and then asking him how the Hell he can walk. …
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TROJAN-HATING GONE VIRAL
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In a Poll for which usc IS eligible, trojans Spencer Pratt and O.J. Simpson are voted the #2 and #4 “Most Hated People in America” Due to rampant cheating and an arrogant lack of remorse, U$C is currently BANNED from the College Football National Rankings, i.e. The USA Today Coaches’…
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FALL O’ THE LEADER
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Fall Practice finally begins, and it follows that it would be the final Fall at UCLA for a crestfallen Neuheisel if he can’t lead the Bruins past the pitfalls that have befallen them for the past three Falls (Did you follow that?) The following is not hard to follow, but it may be hard…