The Bruins pull several boners, including another self-inflicted injury, as they go down to the Gamecocks 2-1 in 11 innings, ending the College World Series prematurely, instead of forcing a climactic Rubber Game Roosters don’t lay eggs. The South Carolina Gamecocks are the College Baseball National Champions for the first time ever, after shutting down the UCLA Bruins […]
Smoked: Bruins melt down and get toasted 7-1, as USC Starter Blake Cooper brings the (cream) cheese, to bagel UCLA for 8 innings; But don’t give the ‘Cocks Rings just yet — Game 1 was served up to them on a silver platter Something’s Fishy. Those were NOT the real Bruins out there in Game […]
While John Wooden is Memorialized, the “JW”-clad Baseball Bruins rise above TCU 10-3 to Success-fully reach the top of the Pyramid, alongside the REAL “USC” (South Carolina, not South Central) — UCLA now has to only “BeatSC” in a Best-of-3 Series to bring the second NCAA Title to Westwood since the Wizard went behind the curtain First, the UCLA Softball […]
From Wheeling, Dealing, and Stealing, to Reeling, Kneeling, and Appealing: The trojans drop to their knees and beg for Mercy, because although they finally accept responsibility for the wrongdoing, they still deny doing anything wrong Is there a ceiling to the squealing about feeling unappealing? The u$c football team is quickly losing its appeal to recruits, […]
Dealer, or no Dealer: Pete Carroll scores ex-trojan Kevin Ellison for the Seahawks, despite Ellison’s recent arrest for Speeding through a School Zone with a bag of 100 Vicodin “Character Counts,” unless you are a trojan. Go ahead — Break the law, do drugs, sell drugs, endanger little kids’ lives… and then when you get […]
Increased visibility: Bruins lean on the Horned Frogs 6-3, and drive to within 1 win of the Championship Round UCLA Baseball can see clearly now the Frogs are gone: After beating TCU 6-3 in the Winner’s Bracket, the Bruins are now only 1 victory away from making the Championship […]
Cold Lakers Cold-Cock Cocky Celtics: L.A. Sucks… then sucks it up and makes arrogant Boston hit the bricks, as the Lakers Ring up their 2nd straight NBA Title, much sweeter than ’09 because it’s over their hated Rival (the 2nd hated Rival to get slapped this month… but this time there won’t be an Appeal) Kobe Bryant […]
Gee, Our Old LenDale Ran Great: There’s no Stifling Dingbat Conman Pete Carroll, whose Meatheaded denials from the safety of his Seattle Bunker Stretch the limits of believability Pete Carroll is learning that you can’t always have your cake and Edith too. Lear-ing at the NCAA is his Norm, now that sc has been Docked, […]
Lakers play with sense of urgency to blow out listless Celtics by 22, setting up only the third Finals Game 7 in 21 years (take that, Conspiracy Theorists) The 2010 NBA Finals is now a Best-of-1 Series. And the Referees did not make it so. Once again, “wanting it more” was the clear difference in a […]
Burstyn out: Gritty ex-UCLA Dance-Teamer’s all-girl group “Marilyn Alice” is going places [ARTICLE EDITED ON 6/17/10] UCLA Dance-Teamer Update: Kelly is a former UCLA Dance Team Member from the 2005-6 era, when the Dance Team was starting to be widely recognized as the Nation’s Hottest, and she is in an all-girl band called “Marilyn Alice.” Kelly and her […]
Whipped Titan runs down rivals to make World History, then run-down Bruins whip rival Titans to make World Series In big time College Basketball, there is “88 STRAIGHT.” In big time Pro Basketball, there is “33 Straight.” In big time Baseball, there is “56 Straight.” In the big-time Rivalry, there’s “8 Straight.” And now, finally, […]
http://www.cafepress.com/beatsc Sanction one up today, and if anyone asks, tell ’em: “I’m with the Ban!” —————————————————————————————-