Nelson’s double-double spells trouble for Oregon State, and when his anticlimactic last-second dunk goes down, it leaves the Beavs with a bad taste in their mouths It’s really not his fault — The Bruins don’t have much experience with comfortable leads at the ends of games. As time was running out in Corvallis on Saturday […]
Milking SIX “Captain & Cokes” sailed soggy Maualuga to near-double the legal limit when he crunched a teen girl’s car into another teen girl’s car, a parking meter, and another parked car; His “Not Guilty” plea could mean that sc plans on sugar-coating this whole thing Got a little Captain in you? Got a little TOO MUCH? Didn’t you […]
P(oor), O(ld) N(imrod) T(hinks) I(t’s) A C(adillac): Rey Rey crashes his ’03 Pontiac into some parking meters and goes to jail; No word if Pat Cowan will go see him on Visitor’s Day It was only a matter of time. Ex-trojan Linebacker Rey Maualuga has always been a ticking time bomb, just waiting for the […]
Hump Day: Roll hits a 3 to force Overtime, but Oregon’s Matthew Humphrey hits back-to-back 3’s in O.T. (and 2 Free Throws) to lead the Ducks to a 71-66 victory that sends UCLA back to .500 in the Pac-10 The Bruins’ last 5 minutes EVER in “The Pit” were not too peachy. UCLA was in […]
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Weekend Update: Host Bruins finally get the last laugh on a Saturday, boxing up the Cougars 74-62, just as Howland sketched it up “Lane, you ignorant slut!” While Lane Kiffin of usc is (allegedly) already breaking rules at sc (by sending a Limo to a recruit?), Ben Howland of UCLA is already breaking TRADITION… and […]
Ex-trojan didn’t REALLY come clean in his Steroid confession: His Dealer says McGwire injected NOT to recuperate from injuries as he claims; On the contrary, the “recipe” was specifically designed to make him bigger, stronger, and faster “If Paris Hilton was to take that array, she could run over Dick Butkus.” That is what ESPN has been […]
Mush! Mush! Mustafa Abdul-Hamid muzzles the Huskies with a buzzer-beating dagger that’s a real tail-wagger Just call him Pauley Abdul. No matter how you Judge it, former Walk-On Mustafa Abdul-Hamid is like an American Idol winner in Westwood tonight, as his last-second twenty-footer sent the Huskies packing, to Siberia South (Galen, where players go to rot and […]
Before speeding off to sc, an ASLEEP-AT-THE-WHEEL Lane Kiffin TOTALED a Lexus, then fled the scene on foot before a DUI could be administered; Insurance paid for the damage, but no Police Report can be located now The rumors started just DAYS after Lane Kiffin screwed over Tennessee: While in Knoxville, Kiffin ALLEGEDLY had a special […]
Good Coop, Bad Coop: USC Women’s Basketball Head Coach (and ex-Laker) Michael Cooper celebrates his team’s win over the Bruins at his Press Conference by saying: “My opening statement is ‘F*ck UCLA!’” Just call me “The Coop Nazi” if you like, but Michael Cooper “needs persecutin’.” USC should soon be self-imposing some more sanctions, once […]
Bruins’ bricks, unforced Turnovers, and slow Defense make sc regret their sanctions even more, in pitiful 67-46 loss Usc now shares second place in the Pac-10, only a half-game out of first. Too bad it won’t amount to anything. After the trojans blew out UCLA on Saturday, dominating the game in every facet, they landed in […]
Stanford’s heart breaks, as Toby Gerhart beats it; UCLA’s soul is saved, as Kai Forbath’s foot stays planted Heisman Trophy runner-up Toby Gerhart, with the heart that he always plays with, was The Heart of Stanford Football. Head Coach Jim Harbaugh was the Brains and the Balls, but Toby was the organ who made it […]