Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos
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FRIGID AND SHAMED CARDINAL SHIPPED OUT FROM DOWNTOWN TO PERISH IN PALO ALTO
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Cardinal’s come-from-behind attack peters out, up against Love and friend Shipp, as UCLA uproots and de-flocks the Trees, 76-67 Click. Click. Double-click. Cick, click, click. That clicking sound you just heard was all the humorless Jesus Freaks who actually get offended when some disguting pedophiles are made the butt of a…
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ROSE — COLORED CLASSLESS
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SMELROSE PLACE: The trojans’ dirty play and taunting will forever mar Morose Bowl win; Stadium orders 20,000 gallons of disinfectant to eradicate residual layer of SCum From the moment they took the legendary field to the moment they left, the usc trojans were a disgrace to everything Football-Holy that the…
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FOR YOUR ‘HEIS ONLY (Because “Happy NEU Year” is too obvious)
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New Bruin Head Coach Rick Neuheisel makes it clear at the Press Conference: He only has ‘Heis for U (CLA), and it brings tears to our ‘Heis A Sports discussion, that wasn’t about anyone freshly dead, and it still brought tears to people’s eyes. The overwhelmingly sincere emotion in the…
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IMMACULATE DEFLECTION
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BYU’s prayers are answered in Sin City when Forbath’s would-be Game-Winning Field Goal is partially blocked, preserving a 17-16 Las Vegas Bowl win and preventing a UCLA Miracle-Comeback-Doubleheader-Sweep Saturday VH-1 aired a 7-part Rockumentary this week, and the Heavy Metal section was titled “Never Say Die,” after the Black Sabbath…
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BENGALS, SC “ACADEMICS,” AND BENGALS ARE LICKING THEIR WOUNDS THANKS TO COLLISON, FLAKE, AND PALMER
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Idaho St.’s lowly-touted Bengals can’t SLOW UP Darren Collison, who leads Bruins to 40-point win; Troy can’t SHUT UP John David Booty, who flakes on practice to go to the L.B. Aquarium for “30% of his grade;” and Cinci can’t PUT UP with Carson Palmer, who loses to the lowly Niners,…
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CLASS DISMISSED (PT. 2)
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We never figured out what happened to the second half of yesterday’s article & photos, so here they are again [The following is the re-creation from damaged memory of the last several paragraphs from last night’s article, plus the accompanying photos. Why this stuff is not appearing on yesterday’s page…
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CLASS DISMISSED
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Football 101 at UCLA will now be taught by someone else, as Karl Dorrell’s axing is the final injury in a tenure derailed by injuries; Luckily for the rabid and impatient fans, cleaning up the Program, competing with dignity, and going to a Bowl every year wasn’t enough The Karl Dorrell…
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MAGICAL JOHNSON SHEDS TROJAN FOR MIRACLE SNATCH, BUT BRUINS LET TOO MANY BALLS SQUIRT AWAY IN 24-7 LOSS
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Impotent Cowan-led Offense (0-11 on 3rd Down) can’t mount another attack to penetrate the end zone against over-rated usc, who fails to cover the UCLA Pointspread for the second year in a row and third time in four years Will usc come to ultimately REGRET this sloppy victory? If the…
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WHO’LL SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF BOOTY?
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The “Snakebit” Bruins are ready to shed their skins and devour some rodents Not everyone has given up on the Bruins this season. Maybe the “Dumpers” have written off this coming Saturday, but the Bruins themselves and a Helluva lotta fans have plenty of faith, and they showed that Spirit during Thursday…
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CLASSIC SCHLOCK
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Time to dust off the old classics Click below to see a few more timeless, timely classics, including the classic blonde cheerleader, and Todd Marijuanovich flipping Matt Darby The Bird.
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FORBIDDEN LOVE?
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George Washington treats Kevin Love like a Cherry Tree, but Westbrook, Shipp, and Collison turn the bark into teeth that bite Kevin Love is a phenom all right, but he’s certainly no one-man team. Love is SO good, that now he can be considered “held in check” despite getting a double-double. Love…
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BEUERLEIN-PSYCHOTIC? NOPE, JUST AN EX-RAIDER WHO KNOWS A THUG WHEN HE SEES ONE (KNEE SOMEONE IN THE HEAD)
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CBS Announcer remarks: “USC Thugs!” after LenDale White takes a knee — to an opponent’s head Not that it was a really big secret, but now the SCat is out of the bag: USC has a reputation for being DIRTY, and thanks to CBS Broadcaster and ex-Raider Quarterback Steve Beuerlein, now everyone in…