Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos
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FRANKLIN’S ELECTRICITY SHOCKS UCLA BACK TO LIFE
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Franklin Mint gets bad taste out of Bruin mouths, with 158 yards Rushing and 3 TD’s to Key 31-13 upset of #23 Houston Sorry for the delay, but there was so much celebrating — of Touchdowns, of Interceptions, and of not sucking any more — that it took forever to…
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THE TREE STOOGES
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Worst Episode Ever: Numbskull Bruins are Slapstick Shemps for Stanford in 35-0 Poke in the Eyes Even Curly scored ONCE… when he hid the ball under his jersey. Maybe Norm Chow ought to add that little piece of trickery to his “arsenal,” since nothing else seems to be working. In fact,…
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CATCHMAKER, CATCHMAKER, CATCH ME A CATCH
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SOME RISE, SOME SIT: Despite Prince and Fauria being out injured and Kai Maiava breaking his ankle on the third play, the Bruins catch 4 Touchdown Passes and the attention of 5,500, as a new Tradition of Big Plays is about to raise the Roof at UCLA Playmakers. It takes Playmakers…
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Bush would give back his Heisman IF HE COULD??
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Attention Reggie: YOU CAN!! Just call a Press Conference, admit that you are Guilty, and lateral the trophy to Vince Young According to Pat Haden, a “contrite” Reggie Bush called Haden and said that he feels bad, he wishes he could turn the clock back, and he’d give the Heisman back…
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TROJAN PRETTY-BOYS ARE NOT VIABLE FANTASY OPTIONS
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Put ’em on a calendar, but not on your Fantasy Football team: The experts agree — While Bruin Jones-Drew is a Universal Top 3 pick, ex-trojans Sanchez, Leinart, Bush and the rest are hardly worth drafting Quantity, yes. Quality, no. usc has a ton of players in the NFL right…
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A (MARV)RAY OF SUNSHINE, AND AN OPEN BARR, TOO
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After some gloomy years that could drive you to drinking, a few brights stars emerge who can really light it up, and quench your thirst for big plays Cheers! And Bottoms Up. But instead of drinking to drown your sorrows, we are now toasting in celebration — Because the Bruins may just score some…
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LANE-DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD
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Un-suspended Animation: Kiffin lifts Havili’s suspension after just ONE DAY (because it’s not raining Fullbacks at usc) Another trOJan thug gets away scot free after an attack of physical violence. Describing this as “lenient” would be an understatement — so let’s call it “Laneient.” All ALLEGEDLY>>> Last week, 5th-year Senior…
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STEELY STAN HAVILI GETS TOO TOUCHY-FEELY
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Trojan Freak Breaks Teammate’s Cheek: SC Fullback Stanley Havili has a 5th-year Senior Moment, when he gets in a fight with Cornerback T.J. Bryant, and breaks his face Could it be ‘Roid Rage? Could it be Depression due to Sanctions? Could it be Sheer Stupidity? Or was it a Perfect…
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Now THAT’S using your ‘Ed
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Heady Howland happily hires historic hero Tyus Edney as UCLA’s new Director of Men’s Basketball Operations Infusing NCAA Championship blood into your Program is usually a smart choice, and that is the choice that UCLA Head Coach Ben Howland has made this week. by adding Bruin Champion Tyus Edney to…
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POLA OPPOSITE
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Unlike sc, who repelled all but O.C. Virgin Kennedy Pola, UCLA is able to attract O.C. Legend Norm Chow for two more years Two years of lackluster results has NOT tarnished the desirability or reputation of Norm Chow. Apparently, UCLA, usc, and the National Media have given Chow a pass, for fielding one…
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“ENTITLED” UN-TITLED
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BCS Confirms: If the trojans (who feel entitled to everything) lose their Appeal, their lone BCS Title will be officially stripped Maybe there are no Balls in the Associated Press, but the BCS may have just redefined what their “B” stands for. On Tuesday, the BCS announced that upon the [expected]…
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KIFFIN SUCKS FISHER’S POLA ALL THE WAY TO USC
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“Kiss your Asst. goodbye!” Is that what Lane Kiffin’s voicemail spewed at the Titans’ Head Coach, AFTER Kiffin had already stolen Assistant Kennedy Pola without so much as a heads up? Smokin’ Pola! Who knew that ex-trojan Kennedy Pola would be such a smokin’-hot commodity? How hot? Hot enough to…