Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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DEPRESS CONFERENCE: If Love, DC, and Westy go Pro, Bruin fans may go Prozac
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UCLA’s roster may Shrink today, as Howland’s Press Conference could reveal if any imPatient Bruins are escaping to pursue their (Zo)lofty NBA goals Brace yourselves. And try not to go Mental. According to the L.A. Times, it is possible that Kevin Love, Darren Collison, and Russell Westbrook could all declare for the NBA Draft this year, with…
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THE CHARDONNAY AND BRI SET
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Cork the cheesey wine-ing: Here’s a liberal pour of vintage Brianna saying cheese (long before her CURRENT Reign as Sports Illustrated’s Cheerleader of the Week) “Welcome to the Party, Pal!” The Bruce Willis catchphrase from “Die Hard” is today’s message, to Sports Illustrated. Thanks to several readers who wrote in, we…
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TEX MESSAGE
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With Final Four on TAP, CLICKING Bruins get spurred on to San Antonio by spirited campus Send-Off The UCLA Bruins are in San Antoinio right now, preparing to play in their third consecutive Final Four. But before they boarded the bus, they received an incoming message from thousands of well-wishers: …
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JILT BY ASSOCIATION: AP SAYS O.J. DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT
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The Associated Press shows Mayo no Love, slicing O.J. from their All-American 3rd Team in favor of Darren Collison, and makes Kevin Love part of an Associated Precedent: The 1st-ever Seniorless 1st Team. For the second time in two days, Kevin Love’s name has been carved into Basketball History. On Sunday, he…
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IT’S A 1-DERFUL LIFE! ALL 4 #1’S SURVIVE TO MAKE FINAL FOUR AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC
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Kansas “Bailey” Escapes Davidson’s Capra-esque Finish and “Meats” John Doe, while Memphis turns Texas into Pottersville, full of Longhorn fans who bought pricey Final Four Tickets and are now getting drunk and wishing that they’d never been born Sometimes, “one” is NOT the loneliest number. For the first time in History, all four #1 Seeds have reached…
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LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY: BRUINS WHIP NOUGAT OUT OF MUSKETEERS TO CHOC. UP “THREE-TURN” TO FINAL FOUR
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LUC-ING FOR MR. GOODBAR, FONDA THE LOVE-LY PAYDAY: Don’t Snicker — M&Mbah (don’t call him “Butterfinger”) a Moute and Love are Good n’ Plenty in 76-57 binge over Xavier, that fattens UCLA’s resume for being the best in the Milky Way, Bar None, with 3rd straight Final Four appearance Sometimes…
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TEXAS ELECTRIFIES, FENCES LOPEZES OUT, 82-62
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No Amnesty for the Cardinal: Texas Chainsaws the Trees with 20-3 Second-Half Stand-Off, as their Twisters topple the Twin Towers, 82-62 Just when it looked like Stanford had figured out the Longhorns, all Hell broke loose. After trailing by about 6-10 points the whole game, Stanford made a 2nd Half run, by aggressively…
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KEEFER MADNESS
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James Keefe Sparks UCLA’s Sweet 16 Party, but Love is the Drug who Weeds out 12-Seed Western Kentucky and Stems the Burning up of a 21-point lead, which nearly goes up in a Puff of Bluegrass Smoke It was as frighteningly traumatic as a Viet Nam Vet’s Acid flashback, but UCLA fans can finally…
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DANCING DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN
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What Is and What Should Never Be: Whole Lotta Love Plants UCLA at #1 in the West, and troy gets Paged Over the Hills and Far Away, but both teams are Jones-ing to Ramble On to the NCAA’s Stairway to Heaven How the West Was Won — The NCAA announced…
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UN-LUC-KY…BUT NOT TOO UNLUCKY — BRUINS DISPOSE OF TROJANS, 57-54
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Kevin Love spurs Bruin spurt at start of Second Half with 11 Points in 4 minutes, and UCLA withstands a late Mayo-led comeback, to overcome Luc’s injury and beat sc again (thanks to Mayo’s last-second choke) Pro Scouts, pay attention: O.J. Mayo should be getting paid to play. Make that, getting…
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“WALLOWS” RETURN TO CALIFORNIA MISSION
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Cal’s Cryin’ Ryan Anderson says “We OWE it to” UCLA, because that last loss was so hard to Swallow. And it is “Mission: POSSIBLE,” since the lightly-motivated Bruins could self-destruct against a fired-up Bear team that has been wallowing in self-pity for five days and has its back to the (adobe) wall. The…
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WHEN IT DWAYNES, IT POURS: JARRETT’S DWI COMPLETES A CRIME TROY-FECTA
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1 Past, 1 Present, and 1 Future trOJan have all been Spirited away this week by Police, and that doesn’t even include Marijuanovich’s little brother Dwayne Jarrett was supposed to be an immediate NFL success, based on his numbers in “College.” Instead, during his Rookie season with Carolina, Jarrett got Skunked. …