Category: Non-Rivalry Photos
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AFLACking for Nothing…
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… except #1 Billing (but they’re still pretty Duckin’ hot) Sometimes finishing second can be depressing. Just ask the Lakers. Before the season, the Lakers were expected to barely make the Playoffs, and then peter out again with an early exit. And that’s IF Kobe stayed and played. Then came the…
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BOSTON SUCKS (CHAMPAGNE)
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L.A. Phil-anthropists: Lakers generously donate Game 6 to un-taxed Celtics with 19 Turnovers (and it was written off at Halftime) De-cay on the Parquet. Just like Rocco Mediate, the Lakers missed the fairway on the most important shot. L.A. suddenly forgot how to take care of the ball, and how to…
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FLY-BY OVER THE ‘HOOD
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It’s not ALWAYS about beautiful girls; Sometimes it’s about cool cars Despite what you’ve learned from years of Whitesnake videos, nice cars can look pretty good even WITHOUT a leggy supermodel stretched across the hood. And stretching across our ‘hood on Sunday was the GM Car Show, so we trucked…
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DA’ TARA’D AND FEATHERED
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Clowns bet down Big Brown in Triple Crown, but drown with frowns when Da’ Tara goes to town A horse walks into a Bar, and the Bartender says, “Why the long face?” Usually, that would be the whole joke, but today, there’s more — The long-faced horse is named Big…
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CARDINAL & GOLD-DIGGERS
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For the Love of Money: The OJ’s Love Train is derailed by Back Stabbers, as Simpson’s Weed-induced confession and Mayo’s Greed-induced procession are revealed It’s all about “the company you keep.” O.J. Simpson surrounded himself with “friends” who were really just shady, brown-nosed weasels who just wanted to cash in…
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RIVAL WITH A CAUSE: USC SONG GIRLS TAKE THE SC PLUNGE FOR CHARITY
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Check your Hatred at the Door: Today, Bruins and Trojans come together and Pool their resources to raise money for a very worthy cause (by getting very wet!) A female Police Officer from the local Drug and Gang Task Force was recently shot while on duty. She is now confined to a…
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ROBIN WILLIAMS DENOUNCES O.J. AND HIS DISCIPLES… 30 YEARS AGO
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Way before it was fashionable, Mork from Ork put a cork in the dork-worshipping, looking up to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar instead Some people are just ahead of their time. Robin Williams was destined to be a Superstar, and it was apparent from the moment he put on a red spacesuit on…
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BENGALS, SC “ACADEMICS,” AND BENGALS ARE LICKING THEIR WOUNDS THANKS TO COLLISON, FLAKE, AND PALMER
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Idaho St.’s lowly-touted Bengals can’t SLOW UP Darren Collison, who leads Bruins to 40-point win; Troy can’t SHUT UP John David Booty, who flakes on practice to go to the L.B. Aquarium for “30% of his grade;” and Cinci can’t PUT UP with Carson Palmer, who loses to the lowly Niners,…
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GNARLY DAVIDSON
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Wheels almost come off at Honda Center, but Luc, Russell, and Bruins torque it up to escape 18-point bitch-seat and be 75-63 Davidson-Choppers; Meanwhile, sc gets Irritable Bowl Syndrome, as Rose Bowl says “No, no, no;” and a new Reggie Bush expose says “Ho, ho, ho!” For anyone who’s been paying…
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VEGAS EYE CANDY
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There will be lots to see at the Venetian, but if you really have a Sweet Tooth, you’ll lick up the Bellagio UCLA is headed to Sin City to (re-)play BYU in the Las Vegas Bowl, and word is that the Bruin Family will be staying at the Venetian Hotel. …
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BUSH 86’S WRONG AGENT
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Two days after his wannabe Agent spills Bush’s Baked Beans to the NCAA, Reggie says “Nein, nein!” to his CHIEF Marketing Rep. First it was Vince Young who stole his thunder, now it’s Adrian Peterson. In response to the annointing of Rookie Sensation Adrian Peterson as the new official Media…