Category: Non-Rivalry News
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FLYING SASHA CONTAINS BELITTLED GREEN MEN
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The breathtaking Vu is out of this World: (Legal) Alien Sasha Vujacic floats in 20 and takes One Giant Shot for Laker-kind, Celtic Stars are Marooned, and Phil Jackson Phones Home to get NINE points from Bruins to win SIX-point Close Encounter of the Third Game with Brittle Green Men from…
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POWE SMOKERS
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Paulie & the Powe-boys lay down 31 dimes to take Credence from the Lakers’ Record Revival, and take a 2-0 choke-hold on Finals Too LA-git to quit. Sure, the Lakers lost Game 2 in Boston 108-102 to fall behind 0-2 in the Series… but it is the Lakers who carry momentum back to Los…
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FLY-BY OVER THE ‘HOOD
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It’s not ALWAYS about beautiful girls; Sometimes it’s about cool cars Despite what you’ve learned from years of Whitesnake videos, nice cars can look pretty good even WITHOUT a leggy supermodel stretched across the hood. And stretching across our ‘hood on Sunday was the GM Car Show, so we trucked…
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DA’ TARA’D AND FEATHERED
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Clowns bet down Big Brown in Triple Crown, but drown with frowns when Da’ Tara goes to town A horse walks into a Bar, and the Bartender says, “Why the long face?” Usually, that would be the whole joke, but today, there’s more — The long-faced horse is named Big…
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IRON MAN HAS FREEZING PROBLEM
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BRY ICE: After leading by 5 at Halftime, Kobe and Lakers freeze up like Iron Man and go Down(ey) in Series, 0-1 The Los Angeles Lakers went into BRYogenic Deep Freeze on Thursday night, losing a Road game that was up for grabs as the NBA Finals got under way…
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LET’S GET IT ON
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Boston Lethal: It’s Showtime again, but if the Lakers are dead to you, you’re Crossing Jordan Coronation or Coroner — Which will be called for after Jordan Farmar and the Los Angeles Lakers renew their long-lost-but-not-deceased Rivalry with the Boston Celtics? Die-hard Bruin fans should be hoping that the Finals Exams done by…
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“All we need is one P.I.N., Rodney!”
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O.J. Mayo will NOT be charged, even if he cashed in on Rodney Guillory’s Sickle Cell Credit Card Another day, another skating trOJan. The California Attorney General announced this week that ex-trojan O.J. Mayo is not a target of their investigation into the fraudulent use of a bogus charity credit…
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UCLAkers vs. SCeltics
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Goin’ a Courtin’: 3 L.A. Bruins and 2 Boston trojans will hit the court to court Rings, while 3 other trojans are going to Court, and could get rung up “Don’t Look Back” might have been one of the rock band Boston’s biggest hits, but it’s hard to NOT look…
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BLAZING SAD-DLES
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On the day that “Hedley Lamarr” rides off into the Sunset, “Heady” Lamar, Wilder Sheriff Kobe, and the Lakers Polish off the Spurs The World has seen the last live performances of two Legends: Comedian Harvey Korman, and the San Antonio Spurs Dynasty. Korman passed away yesterday at the age of 81,…
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HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE WEST
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“Bryant’s Team” shows some Nerve and breaks the Spurs’ Serve, while “My-Dance Team” shows some Verve and screws up the Curve The Lakers are not celebrating, and neither should their fans, but Phil Jackson’s squad just went into San Antonio and earned a Game 4 victory to take a commanding 3-1 lead…
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Noah’s nArk
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Cop on a lArk makes “Toke-kim” his mArk, for failing to hArk laws pathetically Ark(-aic), against “Heineken-dArk-ing” and “Wacky Weed-spArking” (that could pArk “Smokim” in a stArk, grey cell for a 6-month spell — which is a lot longer than 40 days and 40 nights) Joakim should have just said “No-ah.” Former…
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MANY HAPPY RETURNS
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The Returns are (Bru-) In: Farmar’s confidence, Trevor Ariza, and the Showtime dominance have Returned for the Lakers, while Josh Shipp’s Return and J’Mison Morgan have UCLA fans counting on a 4th straight Return to the Final Four As the Memorial Day Weekend rolls along, highlighted by the Return after 18…