Category: News from the Dark Side
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RED ASS-FAULT
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Yet another selfish trojan football player puts public lives in danger, as u$c Linebacker Don Hill gets busted for a DUI Considering u$c’s ever-growing list of criminals that is longer than a chimpanzee’s arm, you have to wonder: Do they RECRUIT all these idiots and a-holes, or do they just…
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RIGHT LANE OBSTRUCTED AGAIN
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Lowest Lane — Just like the 405 North near UCLA, when Lane Kiffin is coaching in a big game, you can assume that a Lane will be shut down, and that’s what happened in the Sugar Bowl, as Kiffin’s confused Offense chokes in the end, allowing Ohio State to upset…
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DANCING PAST THE GRAVEYARD
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Fiddlin’ around while Troy burns — Bruins continue to celebrate their third straight victory over Southern Cal, while trojan fans go into full meltdown mode, calling for their Coach’s head There really is no shame getting your ass handed to you by the #8 team in the Country… unless your…
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WE OWN THIS TOWN, WE OWN THESE CLOWNS!!!
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The Three-ry of Everything — Brett Hundley throws THREE Touchdown passes to beat sc for the THIRD time in a row, making Jim Mora THREE-and-0 against Southern Cal Clown College and their THREE different trojan Head Coaches in THREE years THREE OWN THIS TOWN! It’s a TRI-UMPH! In the Crosstown…
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29 PICTURES ARE WORTH 3 WORDS, AND THOSE 3 “WORDS” ARE “BEAT SC”
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It’s BeatSC week, the Bruins are up to #9 in the Playoff Rankings and are favored by 3 over the #19 trojans, so u$c re-instates Josh Shaw (the lying fraud “hero” who said he saved a child from drowning to cover up his fleeing from Police), apparently reneging on their…
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“TOP OF THE WORLD, CRAW!!”
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Blue and Gold White Heat — Bruin Brandon Crawford gets a World Series Ring, topping a series of honors and accomplishments for several individual Bruins, several Bruin teams, and UCLA as a University, in the last two weeks, while u$c gets no love at all Yeah, I know… James Cagney…
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DOUBLE-CLUTCH, DOUBLE-BARREL, DOUBLE- BYPASS!
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Make Mine A Double — Brett Hundley runs for a game-winning TD in Double Overtime to help UCLA avoid the double-indignity of blowing a 17-point 4th quarter lead AND losing to lowly Colorado, then u$c, up 21-17 in Utah with just over 2 minutes to go (thanks to two Ute…
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KICKED OUT!
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“Aaannnd… Stay Out!” — Ex-trojan LenDale White gets thrown out of the Clown College Coliseum after a fight with Pat Haden, whom he later calls a coward, adding that he is embarrassed to be a trojan Can you believe it? Yet ANOTHER shameful incident involving u$c Football and their joke…
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FROM THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS
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Orange is the new Blackwell? — University of Spoiled Children Wide Receiver Victor Blackwell gets arrested for suspicion of Domestic Violence, after his girlfriend says he smashed her computer and phone, punched her in the face repeatedly, and threw a chair at her It has been a few weeks since…
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MASTERS OF SACKS
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Sacks Tenth Avenue — Utah sacks Brett Hundley TEN TIMES and holds a 10-point 4th Quarter edge before UCLA storms back to take the lead with 4:50 to go, but the Bruin Defense can’t hold the Utes, who go back in front with a Field Goal, and narrowly escape with…
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STINGING IN THE BRAIN, JUST STII-IINGING IN THE BRAIN…
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…What inglorious feeling, I’m bleeding again — Former trojan football player Brian Baucham is suing U$C and Lane Kiffin for forcing him to play while concussed and ill, causing bleeding on the brain and other serious harm… and then revoking his scholarship!!! Just when you thought the reputation of the…
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JERRY’S JUBILEE
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ALL TIME ‘HEIS!!!! — After Brett Hundley goes down early with an injury, Jerry Neuheisel steps in and leads UCLA to a 20-17 comeback victory in Texas, highlighted by a 33-yard game-winning Touchdown pass to Jordan Payton with 3 minutes left; Meanwhile, the trojans choke in Boston College 37-31, getting…