Category: News from the Dark Side
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HAUNTED LOUSE
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Who ya gonna call? — Super Louse Pete Carroll’s Super Bowl Super-Blunder comes back to haunt him in his very next game, as this time, down by 3 in Overtime, he louses it up by calling Marshawn Lynch’s number on 4th and 1, but EVERYONE knows it’s coming, and Seattle…
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SMUG TROJAN DRUG SMUGGLER ARRESTED FOR DIRTY LAUNDERING
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Laundry List — Add another name to the lengthy scroll of ex-trojan Football players who’ve gotten busted: This time it is former Tight End Owen Hanson, picked up in relation to International Drug Smuggling, Money Laundering, and Perverting Justice Usually when you hear a form of the word “pervert” in…
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(Mc)GWIRE’S REMORSE
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Attack Big Mac — Disgraced trojan Mark McGwire is the first Batting Coach since 1923 to have his team get NO-HIT TWICE IN 9 DAYS It’s not like he doesn’t have any talented players to coach! In fact, ex-trojan and current Dodger Hitting Coach Mark McGwire could be arrested for…
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DRUNK. HISTORY?
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Clown College Football Head Steve Sarkisian gets smashed at a u$c booster rally and humiliates himself and the “university” with slurred speech, profanity, and drunken proclamations about how the other Pac-12 schools suck — Will it be his embarrassing off-field antics, his team’s on-field underachievement, or his inability to come…
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TROJAN “GOD” STILL A CLOD AFTER ODD FLAWED FRAUD FOR SOD SQUAD
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Matt Leinart Flag Football League cheated Orange County cities out of over $80,000, by falsely pretending to be a non-profit charity Is this what they mean by “Trojan for Life?” A DECADE after leaving u$c, former trojan Quarterback Matt Leinart is still at it, breaking rules and cheating, in the…
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REAPING WITH THE ENEMY
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Don’t Fear the Reapers — It’s not too late to make a donation to Swim With Mike — Tragically-injured young athletes deserve to be REAPING the benefits of Bruins and Trojans (and everyone else) coming together for a good cause The big event was last Saturday, but the great need…
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THE SPLASHED AND THE SERIOUS (HEAVEN)
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Reckless Diving, to Drive Up Rev-enue — The USC Song Girls join the race to help catastrophically-injured young athletes, by jumping into the pool for the innertube relay, at the 35th Annual Swim With Mike Fundraiser I have a ton of new “followers” for this web site this year, thanks…
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GIMME HAM ON FIVE AND HOLD THE MAYO’S
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Ham Slams the Shams — Isaac Hamilton has a career day with 36 points including 7 three-pointers, as UCLA destroys troy 96-70, making it SIX straight (NINE straight including Football) over a school whose only recent Basketball headline was a claim to shame, when O.J “Pay-o to Play-o” Mayo was…
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TROJAN-8-ERS CLUB
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We’ve got ’em behind the 8-ball — Bruins Beat$C handily 85-74 behind huge nights from Tony Parker and Bryce Alford, making it EIGHT STRAIGHT beatings of the trojans in the two major sports Eight is not enough… but it’s a damn good start! With Wednesday night’s 85-74 beatdown of troy…
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WHAT IT MEMES TO BE PETE CARROLL
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All the Pete Carroll memes fit to print — It’s just the memes to an end: The end of all this ass-kissing and adulation of Pete the Cheat Carroll, who was once again exposed on the biggest stage, at the most crucial time The whole world is jumping all over…
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PETE THE CHEAT IS PETE THE CHOKE!!!!!
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Beastly arrogant Pete Carroll idiotically calls a pass on the one-yard line while Marshawn Lynch watches, and the Patriots intercept it to clinch the Super Bowl!!!! Seattle had it won. Even after choking away a 10-point lead in the 4th quarter, they got a miracle catch in the final minute,…
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SEVEN (DOMI)NATION ARMY
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UN-UNBROKEN — Bruins smack down the clowns for the 4th straight time in Basketball 83-66; Add that to the 3 straight beatings in Football, and that’s SEVEN straight UCLA torchings of u$c in the two biggest college sports Rivalry? What Rivalry? With UCLA’s latest annihilation of the u$c Clown College…