Category: Blue & Gold News
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RICK-TEASER
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Is Rick Neuheisel about to start a “Neu” era at UCLA, or will Chancellor Block block his chance? Rick Neuheisel got a callback. According to several mainstream reports, Neuheisel became the first Bruin Head Coaching candidate to advance to the “Meet the Chancellor” stage of the process. Last night, Neuheisel…
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BENGALS, SC “ACADEMICS,” AND BENGALS ARE LICKING THEIR WOUNDS THANKS TO COLLISON, FLAKE, AND PALMER
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Idaho St.’s lowly-touted Bengals can’t SLOW UP Darren Collison, who leads Bruins to 40-point win; Troy can’t SHUT UP John David Booty, who flakes on practice to go to the L.B. Aquarium for “30% of his grade;” and Cinci can’t PUT UP with Carson Palmer, who loses to the lowly Niners,…
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GNARLY DAVIDSON
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Wheels almost come off at Honda Center, but Luc, Russell, and Bruins torque it up to escape 18-point bitch-seat and be 75-63 Davidson-Choppers; Meanwhile, sc gets Irritable Bowl Syndrome, as Rose Bowl says “No, no, no;” and a new Reggie Bush expose says “Ho, ho, ho!” For anyone who’s been paying…
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CLASS DISMISSED (PT. 2)
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We never figured out what happened to the second half of yesterday’s article & photos, so here they are again [The following is the re-creation from damaged memory of the last several paragraphs from last night’s article, plus the accompanying photos. Why this stuff is not appearing on yesterday’s page…
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CLASS DISMISSED
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Football 101 at UCLA will now be taught by someone else, as Karl Dorrell’s axing is the final injury in a tenure derailed by injuries; Luckily for the rabid and impatient fans, cleaning up the Program, competing with dignity, and going to a Bowl every year wasn’t enough The Karl Dorrell…
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MAGICAL JOHNSON SHEDS TROJAN FOR MIRACLE SNATCH, BUT BRUINS LET TOO MANY BALLS SQUIRT AWAY IN 24-7 LOSS
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Impotent Cowan-led Offense (0-11 on 3rd Down) can’t mount another attack to penetrate the end zone against over-rated usc, who fails to cover the UCLA Pointspread for the second year in a row and third time in four years Will usc come to ultimately REGRET this sloppy victory? If the…
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WHO’LL SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF BOOTY?
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The “Snakebit” Bruins are ready to shed their skins and devour some rodents Not everyone has given up on the Bruins this season. Maybe the “Dumpers” have written off this coming Saturday, but the Bruins themselves and a Helluva lotta fans have plenty of faith, and they showed that Spirit during Thursday…
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FORBIDDEN LOVE?
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George Washington treats Kevin Love like a Cherry Tree, but Westbrook, Shipp, and Collison turn the bark into teeth that bite Kevin Love is a phenom all right, but he’s certainly no one-man team. Love is SO good, that now he can be considered “held in check” despite getting a double-double. Love…
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Here at the Trojan-Haters Club, EVERY week is “BeatSC Week”
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But THIS week, everyone is on board, even if the Official name is “Blue & Gold Week” They can change the name if they want, but it doesn’t change anything. This week, it’s all about beating sc. As Red Sanders once said, Beating sc isn’t a matter of life and…
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DUCKING THE ISSUE
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Despite the heated controversy, WE don’t feel like discussing whether the upcoming game will be Karl’s last; We’d rather give you more Oregon Cheerleader pics. And if you don’t like it, we invite you to go Duck yourself There are plenty of controversies for Bruin fans to get absorbed with…
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BRUINS STILL GIVE A FLYING DUCK
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The Ducks lay a goose egg in 16-0 loss, making the Bruins eligible for a Bowl, including the Rose Bowl Senior Day had its moments… UCLA overcame their sluggish Offense with a shut down Defense to beat Oregon 16-0. The Bruins used three Kai Forbath Field Goals, including a 54-yarder, to go…
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SPURTIN’ BRUINS RUIN SPARTANS
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A 10-0 close-out run highlighted by Mbah a Moute’s 3-pointer gives #1 UCLA a 68-63 win over #11 Michigan State, after trailing for 39 minutes — and by as much as 13; The Power of Love, Westbrook, and Shipp left the Spartans smartin’, and Bruins sportin’… smiles Tom Izzo and his #11 Michigan State Spartans…