Category: Blue & Gold News
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SHIPP OVERBOARD!!
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Glass-bottom Shipp-shot sinks the Navy & Gold for UCLA’s second straight titanic comeback, 81-80 Just when you think it’s safe to go back in the water, you see two icebergs. But then you beat the Lopez Twins, and relax for Cal. But the Pac-10’s leading scorer – with ice in…
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GETTING DOWN TO THE HEART OF THE MATA: THIS BRUIN SHOULD GET THE BEST OF YOUR LOVE
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It’s the End of the Innocence for Senior Mata-Real, and no one has played more like a Desperado than Lorenzo, refusing to Take It Easy, and soaring like an Eagle to two Final Fours while living Life in the Fast Lane Today is Seniors Day at Pauley Pavilion, so Lorenzo Mata-Real will be…
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TREE-CHOPPERS’ SHOW-STOPPER IS PROPER THREE-CORK POPPER: UCLA’S NEVER-SURRENDER TRIUMPH PUTS STANFORD IN THE PAC-10 BITCH SEAT
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Bruin fans are spared having to rev up for sc, as UCLA hogs 3rd straight Pac-10 Title with 77-67 come-from-behind-late Overtime victory Now you don’t have to worry about rooting for usc to beat Stanford in order to give the Bruins the Conference Title. UCLA took care of that on Thursday night,…
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FORMER IMPOSTERS ADD FOSTER TO ROSTER
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‘Niners pick up Bruin to Back up in Frisco as if covered in Crisco Carolina’s loss is San Francisco’s Treat: Running Back DeShaun Foster is now a member of the San Francisco Forty-Niners. Foster will now be kicking it into Ghiradelli for an up and coming team that features Alex…
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LOVE’S WILL FINDS A WAY: KEVIN LOVE MAKES IT “SEVEN-LOVE” OVER DIS-ADVANTAGED U OF A
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KLove is smashing as Bruins gut out ‘Cats 68-66 in back-and-forth match, netting UCLA its 7th straight win over Arizona, who is no longer “The Standard” to whom Tim Floyd aspired On a day where Kobe goes for 52, AND, Jason Kidd’s choke allows the Lakers to beat Mark Cuban’s Dallas Mavericks in Overtime, AND, the Bruins…
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SAHARA SHIPP AND THE DESERT SIN
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Shipp Exhumed From Sands: Hotter-than-Hell Darren, Shipp and the Bruins torch and burn Jerren Shipp and the Sun Devils, by hitting the Progressive Megabucks Jackpot Downtown, and then finding Love on The Strip Josh Shipp’s shot is no longer lost at Sea. Just like in the movie “Sahara,” THE Shipp…
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NINE KNOCKOUTS IN A ROW
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Phil Jackson’s switch in time saves Nine: In for Fish, Farmar seeds Cloud Nine, and Nine-fingered Kobe rains whole Nine yards on Portland, as Lakers’ Gathering Storm has now left Nine straight thunderstruck foes strewn in its path of destruction, and could soon cause a Title Wave in L.A. As the…
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PREMATURELY-PEKING DUCKS
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Oregon blows second straight Second Half double-digit lead, as Bruins turn up the heat just in time to cook the Ducks, 75-65 The Oregon Ducks sure look great… in stretches. On Thursday night, they were in the process of dismantling usc – going up 40-25 – before crumbling to defeat. …
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NO MAGIC CARPET RIDE FOR BEAVERS
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After STEPPEN out to an early lead, Bruins WOLF down Born-to-be-Mild Beavers, who can’t Ward off Wand-Wielding Westbrook’s Wicked Wizardry, 84-49 Thanks to KAY-Love and the UCLA Starting Guards, the Bruins got their Mata running on Thursday night, and the result was heavy metal thunder for stil-winless-in-the-Pac-10 Oregon State. The…
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SC GOES BLACK BUT NEVER COMES BACK, ‘CUZ WESTBROOK’S LIKE MOLD ON SPOILED MAYO
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Black Sabbath: SC coming Back in Black uni’s on Sunday can’t Blackout Mayo’s most Rancid game ever, as Bruins’ TENacious D throws out the old, moldy Mayo’s streak of TEN-point games, separates Mayo from the ball TEN times, leads to a TEN-point avenging victory that calms our Suicidal TENdencies, exTENds UCLA’s Mettalic(a) command of…
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STAR BUCKS TREND IN SEATTLE
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No Nirvana for “Collison Chains,” as steaming hot D-C gets D-Caffeinated by Huskies, and Bruins lose their Buzz, 71-61 No Apologies necessary from Darren Collison, The Man in the Box, who was the previous game’s MVP, but DC had one of the worst games of his career on Sunday. Darren…
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D.C. FAB
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Hard-Driving Darren Collison and the Bruins get Hacked but Fare well, Running over the Cougars 67-59, and will Taxi into Seattle alone in First Place, with the Meter running but with Stanford in Hot Pursuit The Bruins are not Addicted to Love. That’s because they have other ways to beat you…