Category: Blue & Gold News
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ROYALLY DUCKED
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Or-e-Gone in 260 Seconds: 4-minute meltdown by Crespi Prince and Bruins turns Crispy Duck (without Masoli) into Duck Chow Pain, 24-10 Will Bruins fans even Give a Flying Duck any more? Will anybody even care? Will everyone give up? UCLA hosted Oregon on Saturday, and after grinding out a 3-0…
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O-GASMIC
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Pity Ducks: Oregon and their top-flight Cheerleaders are coming, but the game is not anti-climactic, since the Ducks’ starting QB is injured, while UCLA’s Starting QB is back From a certain loss, to an epic battle. That’s what happens when you lose or gain a QB, the most important player on any team. …
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TOBY UPROOTS BRUINS, AS TREES MASTER CRAFT
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Gerhart beaks the chains as Stanford whips UCLA into submission 24-16; Craft’s late rescue attempt is abolished Is this tragi-dramati-comedy Miniseries — brought to you by Craft — about to be cancelled due to bad ratings? The Bruins did NOT lose Saturday’s game BECAUSE of Kevin Craft, but it sure…
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UNCONSCIOUS!!
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Ex-UCLA Cheerleader Crystal (with a little help from her friends) has launched “Elevate Boutique,” an online shop that promotes charity, ecology, and “Conscious Living” Just when you thought you couldn’t be any MORE proud of UCLA and the Bruin Spirit Squad… …along comes Crystal to change that thought. Crystal (on the…
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ONE DAY MY PRINCE WILL COME
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Bye-Polar: A cold chill swept through Westwood during this bye week heatwave, as it was reported that Kevin Craft is expected to start one more time before Kevin Prince returns Earlier this week Bruin fans were happy, and it was written: Blame it on Three-O. Now some consternation is creeping in. …
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BLAME IT ON THREE-O
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Things are looking up in Westwood, where the Bruins are 3-0 for the first time since 2005 UCLA: Enemy of the States. First they disposed of San Diego STATE, then they shocked what seemed like the entire STATE of Tennessee, and then on Saturday, they turned away Kansas STATE University. …
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NO BAILOUT FOR CARROLL, CORP
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Huskies are rotten to the Corp, as Pete & Co. are exposed by his ex-assistants in Huskies’ 16-13 hostile takeover, and UCLA moves to 3-0 by investing in Franklin It happens every year like clockwork, but it’s still shocking every time it happens: USC has lost a game where they were huge…
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SLACK-JAWED YOKEL CRACKS JAW OF LOCAL
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UCLA’s Starting QB Kevin Prince will be out a month after a Tennessee tackler breaks his jaw on a late (un-)Safety Just as the Bruins start to get “on a roll,” along comes this: Kevin Prince will be out 3-4 weeks with a fractured jaw. A National audience watched as he spit…
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UCLA STIFFENS TO KICK THE KIFFINS
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Vols to the Wall: It takes everything but the Kiffins sink after a late Bruin goal line stand preserves the emotionally-draining 19-15 upset The next-best thing to beating a trojan is beating an ex-trojan, and that’s what the Bruins did on Saturday. The new Coach of Tennessee is — for the…
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ANYBODY WANNA VOLUNTEER?
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UCLA heads to Knoxville looking for respect, but who will rise to the occasion? The UCLA Football Bruins are a joke… to many people in and out of Los Angeles. This weekend presents a chance to end that joke. If the Bruins can travel to Neyland Stadium and win as…
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MERRY STEALER MOORE
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Rahim Moore’s School Record-tying 3 Interceptions (“Oh, ROB!!”) help Grant Bruins 30 straight points to snow in San Diego St, 33-14, and leave UCLA fans thinking they’re gonna make it after all Good night and Good news: The Bruins are back, sort of, and even Chuckles the Clown can see…
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FIRE UP!
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Q: What happens when the smoke lifts from Los Angeles? A: U.C.L.A. It’s Official: UCLA’s opening day game against San Diego State will NOT be cancelled, moved, or postponed. Due to a dramatic improvement in air quality over the last two days, Officials have declared the Rose Bowl a safe…