Category: Blue & Gold News
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BRUINS TRIP UP IN BERKELEY
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The End of UCLA’s 6-game winning streak opens The Doors to Flashbacks of last year, but don’t let those Visions Mushroom into full-blown Hallucinations — This team still has mo-better Mojo Blue Grit. That’s what the Bruins showed last night, despite losing to Cal in Overtime, 76-72. After starting out…
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JOSHUA > TREES
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Smith’s Re’s, Lee’s D, Nine Three’s, and Reeves’ Free’s tease Trees — B’s seize another V (without ease, if you please), as UCLA leaves Maples with their 6th straight win, 69-65 Shoo, Trees! UCLA had trouble putting away Stanford on Thursday night, letting the Cardinal whittle a 16-point lead down to 4…
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TRESEY, NOT HERESY!
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Demons OUT! — After Bruin fans’ outrage exorcised trojan candidates, Neuheisel annoints Godsend Joe Tresey as Defensive Coordinator It’s an OMEN of GOOD things to come. After two months of Holy Hell, UCLA and Rick Neuheisel finally came to their senses: About an hour ago, the Bruins announced the heavenly hiring…
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THE BLOCK MAMBA
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Honey From The Block — Tyler Honeycutt rattles off eight of the Bruins’ SIXTEEN Rejections, as dam-fine UCLA Beaver-blocks Oregon State, 69-61 How does a guy have SEVEN Turnovers and only 9 points, but still dominate the highlight reel? Just ask Tyler Honeycutt. The Bruin Forward led UCLA to a sloppy but convincing…
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MALCOLM MAULS MALLARDS
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Lee lays large load on lame Ducks, egging on Bruins to shoot down 8-point deficit and win going away, 64-54 All that Nike money, and Oregon still can’t get all their Ducks in a row. Actually, the Oregon Basketball team has improved dramatically this Season. They were expected to really…
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REEVES’ HEAVE BEATS STEVE
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Reeves Nelson hits a dramatic Three-Pointer to ruin Steve Lavin’s return to Pauley Pavilion, as Nelson’s 17 Rebounds and Joshua Smith’s 19 Points foul up foul-happy St. Johns in 66-59 triumph Quick and talented but extremely undisciplined and inconsistent team plays unstructured ball, relying on one player’s 1-on-1 skills, blows…
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IF THE LOVE FITS, YOU MUST ADMIT
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Ming Clause — To replace the injured Yao Ming, the NBA injects Love into the All-Star game, where he will re-unite with fellow Bruin Westbrook Feel Like Making Love… an All-Star? Well, the NBA did, and he’s not in Bad Company. Bruin greats Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook will be…
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ZEEK PEAKS, GEEKS REEK
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Get Your Zeek On — Howland’s Halftime tweaks deke weak-minded trojan freaks, turning bleak squeaker into something unique: A cheeky 64-50 streak-breaking veectory over u$c, who creaks in meekly with only 15 points in the 2nd Half, with Lazeric “Zeek” Jones’ sneaky blocked shot blowing up Troy like a heat-seeker It’s…
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SAY IT AIN’T SETO!!!
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The Daily trOJan is reporting that the totally unqualified ex-trojan Rocky Seto will be UCLA’s next Defensive Coordinator — Hopefully, it’s just a SCam to hurt the Bruins’ recruiting, on the eve of National Signing Day Would such a respected bastion of Journalism like the Daily Trojan stoop to such…
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LAZERIC JONES & THE TEMPE OF DOOM
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Bruins of the Lost (& Found) Arc — The snake-bit Sun Devils go on a crusade in the desert and dig out of a 15-point hole to force OT, but Jones and the Bruins suddenly become arc-heologists, whipping up a holy trilogy of three’s to excavate lost treasure And just when…
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JUNK MAYO
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Stamp of disapproval — Yet ANOTHER cheating ex-trojan gets labelled as a Steroid Abuser, as the NBA delivers a $400,000, 10-game suspension to Memphis’ O. J. Mayo, while in a nearby Zip Code, the Titans mark ex-trojan Jeff Fisher “Return to Sender” O.J. Mayo is a Juicer? Well, that explains why he…
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LITTLE GOLD MAN FOR BLUE & GOLD MAN?
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UCLA grad James Franco gets nominated for the Best Actor Oscar, for his disarming performance in “127 Hours” Maybe no Bruin will win the Heisman Trophy any time soon, but a Bruin may win the Academy Award for Best Actor, in about 777 hours. James Franco — yes, the frenemy from “Spiderman”…