Author: ucladavid
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CLASS DISMISSED
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Football 101 at UCLA will now be taught by someone else, as Karl Dorrell’s axing is the final injury in a tenure derailed by injuries; Luckily for the rabid and impatient fans, cleaning up the Program, competing with dignity, and going to a Bowl every year wasn’t enough The Karl Dorrell…
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MAGICAL JOHNSON SHEDS TROJAN FOR MIRACLE SNATCH, BUT BRUINS LET TOO MANY BALLS SQUIRT AWAY IN 24-7 LOSS
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Impotent Cowan-led Offense (0-11 on 3rd Down) can’t mount another attack to penetrate the end zone against over-rated usc, who fails to cover the UCLA Pointspread for the second year in a row and third time in four years Will usc come to ultimately REGRET this sloppy victory? If the…
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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND
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Kiddie SCorn: Coliseum Commissioner receives dozens of threatening phone calls from usc fans, including one threatening harm to his “3 little girls;” That caller could be teaching “Negotiation 101” at sc in the Fall, with his phone displayed next to O.J.’s jersey in the Coliseum bleachers Okay, Okay, trOJans —…
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WHO’LL SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF BOOTY?
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The “Snakebit” Bruins are ready to shed their skins and devour some rodents Not everyone has given up on the Bruins this season. Maybe the “Dumpers” have written off this coming Saturday, but the Bruins themselves and a Helluva lotta fans have plenty of faith, and they showed that Spirit during Thursday…
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CLASSIC SCHLOCK
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Time to dust off the old classics Click below to see a few more timeless, timely classics, including the classic blonde cheerleader, and Todd Marijuanovich flipping Matt Darby The Bird.
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FORBIDDEN LOVE?
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George Washington treats Kevin Love like a Cherry Tree, but Westbrook, Shipp, and Collison turn the bark into teeth that bite Kevin Love is a phenom all right, but he’s certainly no one-man team. Love is SO good, that now he can be considered “held in check” despite getting a double-double. Love…
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Here at the Trojan-Haters Club, EVERY week is “BeatSC Week”
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But THIS week, everyone is on board, even if the Official name is “Blue & Gold Week” They can change the name if they want, but it doesn’t change anything. This week, it’s all about beating sc. As Red Sanders once said, Beating sc isn’t a matter of life and…
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DUCKING THE ISSUE
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Despite the heated controversy, WE don’t feel like discussing whether the upcoming game will be Karl’s last; We’d rather give you more Oregon Cheerleader pics. And if you don’t like it, we invite you to go Duck yourself There are plenty of controversies for Bruin fans to get absorbed with…
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BEUERLEIN-PSYCHOTIC? NOPE, JUST AN EX-RAIDER WHO KNOWS A THUG WHEN HE SEES ONE (KNEE SOMEONE IN THE HEAD)
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CBS Announcer remarks: “USC Thugs!” after LenDale White takes a knee — to an opponent’s head Not that it was a really big secret, but now the SCat is out of the bag: USC has a reputation for being DIRTY, and thanks to CBS Broadcaster and ex-Raider Quarterback Steve Beuerlein, now everyone in…
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BRUINS STILL GIVE A FLYING DUCK
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The Ducks lay a goose egg in 16-0 loss, making the Bruins eligible for a Bowl, including the Rose Bowl Senior Day had its moments… UCLA overcame their sluggish Offense with a shut down Defense to beat Oregon 16-0. The Bruins used three Kai Forbath Field Goals, including a 54-yarder, to go…
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SPURTIN’ BRUINS RUIN SPARTANS
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A 10-0 close-out run highlighted by Mbah a Moute’s 3-pointer gives #1 UCLA a 68-63 win over #11 Michigan State, after trailing for 39 minutes — and by as much as 13; The Power of Love, Westbrook, and Shipp left the Spartans smartin’, and Bruins sportin’… smiles Tom Izzo and his #11 Michigan State Spartans…
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STAIRWAY TO KEVIN, HIGHWAY TO ‘SELL
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UCLA’s 71-59 victory over Maryland is Kevin-Sent, as Kevin Love ascends to new heights, and Russell Westbrook burns up the Terra(pins) Believe the hype. Before yesterday, Freshman phenom Kevin Love still had his doubters. Some people thought that his early-season stats were grossly inflated due to inferior competition. But after Monday’s showing against…