Author: ucladavid

  • PETE’S ON EARTH (WOULD KILL TO WIN); FLOYD TO THE WORLD (O.J. IS KING)

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    Father Christmas, give us some money, don’t mess around with those silly toys — Wanna hear another Christmas CARROLL? Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all non-trojans.  On the occasion  of SC (Santa Claus) Day, we thought you would like to be serenaded by Figueroa Trade Tech’s Leaders of the…

  • IMMACULATE DEFLECTION

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    BYU’s prayers are answered in Sin City when Forbath’s would-be Game-Winning Field Goal is partially blocked, preserving a 17-16 Las Vegas Bowl win and preventing a UCLA Miracle-Comeback-Doubleheader-Sweep Saturday VH-1 aired a 7-part Rockumentary this week, and the Heavy Metal section was titled “Never Say Die,” after the Black Sabbath…

  • NAUGHTY BELLOTTI DUCKS THE BRUINS, HARD

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    Duck Coach decoys Oregon; Isn’t interested in UCLA job (He doesn’t know what he’s missing) Bellotti?  We think not-ty. We’re not calling out Mike Bellotti for screwing over UCLA and creating a new Pac-10 Rivalry, but it looks like Bellotti’s interest in coming to UCLA was greatly exaggerated.  Bellotti took…

  • UTAH LAYS WASTE TO NAVY

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    1st Bowl is all that and a bag of chips, as Utes slip past chippy Shippies, 35-32 When it comes to Lay’s and Bowls, you can’t stop with just one.  And after last night’s nerve-assaulting thriller in San Diego, fans are hungering for more.   The Midshipmen of Navy felt at…

  • RICK-TEASER

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    Is Rick Neuheisel about to start a “Neu” era at UCLA, or will Chancellor Block block his chance? Rick Neuheisel got a callback. According to several mainstream reports, Neuheisel became the first Bruin Head Coaching candidate to advance to the “Meet the Chancellor” stage of the process.  Last night, Neuheisel…

  • MAGICAL REINDEER

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    Rain got you down?  Fawn over a dear or two (or eight) to sleigh your gloom and fly you away to a Winter Wonderland of White Dreams and Wet Snow Doe!   On the day that “The Simpsons Movie” is released on DVD, the rain is going to fall, making that…

  • BENGALS, SC “ACADEMICS,” AND BENGALS ARE LICKING THEIR WOUNDS THANKS TO COLLISON, FLAKE, AND PALMER

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    Idaho St.’s lowly-touted Bengals can’t SLOW UP Darren Collison, who leads Bruins to 40-point win;  Troy can’t SHUT UP John David Booty, who flakes on practice to go to the L.B. Aquarium for “30% of his grade;” and Cinci can’t PUT UP with Carson Palmer, who loses to the lowly Niners,…

  • MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE… ON STREETS WE CALL THE ZOO

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  • BURIED TREASURE CHEST

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    Pirate loot is called the “Booty,” but OUR lost swag’s about the Beauty Anyone who Googled “Booty” and got this article is going to be disappointed.  There is nothing in here about the underachieving trojan QB, and there are no close-ups of naked derrieres.  When we say “booty,” we’re talking about stumbling on to a forgotten…

  • GNARLY DAVIDSON

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    Wheels almost come off at Honda Center, but Luc, Russell, and Bruins torque it up to escape 18-point bitch-seat and be 75-63 Davidson-Choppers;  Meanwhile, sc gets Irritable Bowl Syndrome, as Rose Bowl says “No, no, no;” and a new Reggie Bush expose says “Ho, ho, ho!” For anyone who’s been paying…

  • VEGAS EYE CANDY

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    There will be lots to see at the Venetian, but if you really have a Sweet Tooth, you’ll lick up the Bellagio UCLA is headed to Sin City to (re-)play BYU in the Las Vegas Bowl, and word is that the Bruin Family will be staying at the Venetian Hotel. …

  • CLASS DISMISSED (PT. 2)

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    We never figured out what happened to the second half of yesterday’s article & photos, so here they are again [The following is the re-creation from damaged memory of the last several paragraphs from last night’s article, plus the accompanying photos.  Why this stuff is not appearing on yesterday’s page…