Author: ucladavid
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LANE-DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD
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Un-suspended Animation: Kiffin lifts Havili’s suspension after just ONE DAY (because it’s not raining Fullbacks at usc) Another trOJan thug gets away scot free after an attack of physical violence. Describing this as “lenient” would be an understatement — so let’s call it “Laneient.” All ALLEGEDLY>>> Last week, 5th-year Senior…
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HOSTESS-GATE SNO-BALLS!
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Ho, Ho: The next Ding Dong you hear may be the NCAA coming for Lane Kiffin, who should use the Twinkie Defense to avoid letting the Tennessee Hostess Scandal be the icing on his Cupcake Lane Kiffin is not a Twinkie. The shelf-life of a Twinkie is 1000 years, but…
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STEELY STAN HAVILI GETS TOO TOUCHY-FEELY
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Trojan Freak Breaks Teammate’s Cheek: SC Fullback Stanley Havili has a 5th-year Senior Moment, when he gets in a fight with Cornerback T.J. Bryant, and breaks his face Could it be ‘Roid Rage? Could it be Depression due to Sanctions? Could it be Sheer Stupidity? Or was it a Perfect…
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LARMZ’ RULES FOR UCLA FOOTBALL 2010
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Attn: Wives (and friends) of Bruin Fans — The following iron-clad rules were written by a long-time UCLA die-hard, re-printed here for you to master and unflinchingly obey 2010 UCLA Football Schedule & Rules DATE OPPONENT LOCATION TV TIME* Sept 4th Kansas State Manhattan ABC 12:30 pm Sept 11th Stanford Rose…
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Now THAT’S using your ‘Ed
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Heady Howland happily hires historic hero Tyus Edney as UCLA’s new Director of Men’s Basketball Operations Infusing NCAA Championship blood into your Program is usually a smart choice, and that is the choice that UCLA Head Coach Ben Howland has made this week. by adding Bruin Champion Tyus Edney to…
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PACIFIC (HANG) TEN CONFERENCE
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Wave hello to some way-gnarley shredding from the 2010 U.S. Open of Surfing, after you surf through a quick Q & A about UCLA Football 2010 Dude! The prestigious U.S. Open of Surfing is taking place right now in Huntington Beach. The Nation’s best surfers will be competing in the Orange County beach town…
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POLA OPPOSITE
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Unlike sc, who repelled all but O.C. Virgin Kennedy Pola, UCLA is able to attract O.C. Legend Norm Chow for two more years Two years of lackluster results has NOT tarnished the desirability or reputation of Norm Chow. Apparently, UCLA, usc, and the National Media have given Chow a pass, for fielding one…
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“ENTITLED” UN-TITLED
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BCS Confirms: If the trojans (who feel entitled to everything) lose their Appeal, their lone BCS Title will be officially stripped Maybe there are no Balls in the Associated Press, but the BCS may have just redefined what their “B” stands for. On Tuesday, the BCS announced that upon the [expected]…
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U.S.C. YOU IN COURT!
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Tro bono: Ex-trojan Jeff Fisher’s Titans SUE usc and Lane Kiffin for knowingly enticing Kennedy Pola to breach his contract Lane Kiffin: The Gift that keeps on Givin’. Ever since Lane Kiffin was floundering to a 4-12 season with the Oakland Raiders, he has been getting into trouble. Al Davis…
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KIFFIN SUCKS FISHER’S POLA ALL THE WAY TO USC
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“Kiss your Asst. goodbye!” Is that what Lane Kiffin’s voicemail spewed at the Titans’ Head Coach, AFTER Kiffin had already stolen Assistant Kennedy Pola without so much as a heads up? Smokin’ Pola! Who knew that ex-trojan Kennedy Pola would be such a smokin’-hot commodity? How hot? Hot enough to…
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LAKERS CLOSE BARNES DEAL, TROJANS CAN’T CLOSE BARN DOORS
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L.A. gains a Bruin, usc loses two more trojans: Matt Barnes signs with the Purple & Gold while Cardinal & Gold WR’s Carswell and Patterson resign from the “trojan for life” club Despite Jerry Buss’ trojan affiliation, it will still be okay for Bruin fans to root for the Lakers in 2010-11: …
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TROJANS HIT THE HEAD
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After stalling for a while, usc finally cans Mike Garrett, whose cocky stance flushed his Title and his trojans down the troylet; sc will try to wipe away the stain by pinching Pat Haden from the booth to take the throne Even the City Dump has Trash Day. For the cesspool commonly…