Category: Blue & Gold News

  • WHETHER RAIN OR SNOW OR SLEET OR HAIL, THE MALE MUST NOT GET THROUGH

    Gender Mercies — A regular reader of this site requests YOUR comments on: Adding a MALE to the UCLA Dance Team Hi everyone.  Yesterday, I received an email from a longtime BeatSC.com reader, who is about to be entering UCLA as a new student.  He would like to hear your…

  • YOU CAN’T CURRY LOVE

    Love Reigns Supreme — Bruin Kevin Love is a World Champion tonight, after his 14 Rebounds and his Defensive Stop on MVP Steph Curry in the final minute of Game 7 save a 93-89 victory for the Cleveland Cavaliers They say Love is blind, but tonight, Love is bling, as…

  • CAUGHT ON CAMERA WITH NICE CANON

    All That — No need to Canonize the photographer, because it doesn’t take any Talent to make these girls look stunning Nick Cannon is an eminently successful producer, recording artist, actor, and host — of a host of shows including “America’s Got Talent” and “Caught On Camera with Nick Cannon.”…

  • CIVIL WAR MARVELS

    Superhero vs. Superhero — As Marvel’s latest comic book movie dominates the box office, it’s time to marvel at some more heroines with the superpower of being world-class knockouts who will be Captains of American Industry in the years to come, as they competed against one another, for slots on…

  • MY HEART IS BREAKING BAD

    Who’ll Stop the Pain? — For the first time ever, the audition results explode my heart like a Barstow meth lab, as FOUR girls I know and love are edged out by an infusion of new talent Wow.  Just… wow.  I never in a million years ever thought that the…

  • BRUINS HEAD FOR GLAMOR, TROJAN HEADS TO SLAMMER

    Did I stammer? — Bruins hear a clamor as they hammer home the message at the UCLA Football Spring Showcase that they will BUST OUT this season — something that ex-trojan Bryce Dixon would love to do, since he just got sentenced to 6 years in prison for Carjacking and…

  • A MILLION WAY$ TO DIVE IN THE WE$T

    Geronimo-ney! —Swim with Mike 2016 at USC raises over a million dollars for physically-challenged athletes, thanks in part to the bighearted USC Song Girls, who dived into the pool for this praiseworthy charity Welcome to the annual bury-the-rivalry-hatchet week, as I put aside my allegiances to praise the efforts of…

  • BEST McDONALD’S DISHES EVER

    Amaze-balls!! —  UCLA Recruit Lonzo Ball dazzles McDonaldland and the whole Country with his spectacular Special Sauce passes, amassing a record-tying 13 Assists as his West team cruises to victory in the prestigious McDonald’s All-American Game Lonzo knows winning.  Coming off his 35-0 Championship Season, Lonzo Ball notched another W,…

  • HEART-Y BOYS MYSTERY

    Not the way Nancy Drew it up — UCLA shows incredible spirit and heart, fighting back from 16 down in the final minutes, but with a chance to win it with 5 seconds left, a Turnover costs them the victory in their last game in Pauley, and deepens the mystery…

  • IT TAKES A LOTTA BALLS TO DO IT RIGHT

    Super Ball Saturday — Footballs, Basketballs, Meatballs, Crab Balls, and Cheese Balls help make the UCLA Spirit Squad’s lavish fundraising ball a huge success, just like Bruin Football Recruiting, which I learned tonight also does it right: Achieving success while operating with total INTEGRITY unheard of in this day and…

  • DeMar DeRozan DeFrocks da trojans’ academics

    3+1 = 3 — Ex-trojan’s “duh” moment and admission that he didn’t attend college discloses u$c’s despicable academic deception Some people think that after 50 years, u$c is finally starting to close the academic gap by which it has always trailed UCLA.  They claim that by using their vast financial…

  • PUSSY GALORE-Y

    Holy Honor Blackman! — It’s a glorious night in Westwood, as UCLA celebrates Russell Westbrook’s donation, and, for the second time this season, de-claws some highly-rated Wildcats; This time, Bryce Alford’s step-back 3-pointer with 1.8 seconds left beats Arizona, 87-84 NBA Superstar (and former Bruin stud) Russell Westbrook recently made a…