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  • BIDNESS AS USUAL

    Taking care, taking care of business, and taking care of “BID-ness” — Thursday was scary, eventful, and exciting, but life goes on, and the Bruin Basketball Team will have to stay focused on the business at hand in 2 days (OSU before u$c), and the UCLA Spirit Squad and its supporters will start focusing on […]

  • DUCKS BE A FADE-Y TONIGHT

    Hey Guys and Dolls — We got the horses right here and their names are Lonzo, Aaron, and Ike, who lead UCLA to an unbelievable comeback from NINETEEN points down against #5 Oregon for an exhilirating 82-79 victory Sit down, sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the Pauley! Sold out Pauley Pavilion reached unprecedented decibel […]

  • A MASSACRE THAT ACTUALLY OCCURRED

    Incompetence in Washington — Unlike Bowling Green, Seattle DID actually see some carnage, as the inept Lorenzo Romar fails to motivate his Huskies to put up any resistance, allowing the resurgent Bruins to march to a 41-point landslide victory, 107-66, despite a [previous] inauguration-like record crowd It was billed as a marquee match-up of the […]

  • PALOUSE-LEAF!

    Leaf through it — Just a re-binder that UCLA has not one but TWO Freshman Phenoms:  T.J. Leaf tallies 32 Points and 14 Rebounds as UCLA beats the sheet out of Washington State 95-79 to end a 3-game losing streak in the Palouse The depressing, demoralizing, and inexplicable UCLA 2-game losing streak has come to […]

  • CURED HAM

    Hamilton Be Scoreville — Isaac Hamilton purées his slump, tying the UCLA record with 9 Three-Pointers and scoring 33, as the #3 Bruins Honeybake the Sun Devils 102-80 to ascend to 19-1 Last week, Isaac Hamilton showed signs of breaking out of his deep shooting funk.  On Thursday night, like a Hamilton Beach Scovill electric blender, he […]

  • BEDTIME FOR LONZO

    No one can resist our Sweaty Ball — Wooden Award Favorite Lonzo Ball plays all 40 minutes, leads UCLA with 17 Points, 8 Assists, and FIVE Steals, and carries the Bruins back from a 9-Point, 2nd Half deficit to boot the Utes, 83-82, along with crucial contributions from determined Aaron Holiday, “perfect” Thomas Welsh, and […]

  • THREE MIND BRYCE

    Three mined Bryce; Three NINED Bryce; See how they fall; See how we ball — Bryce Alford hits NINE of UCLA’s all-time high NINETEEN Three-pointers on his way to 37 Points, as the Bruins make Colorado look like “THREE stooges,” carving out a 104-89 victory.  Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? […]

  • BALL THREE’S MAUL TREES

    “Hey you kids:  Get offa my Lonzo!”  — The sound of people criticizing Lonzo Ball’s unconventional shooting mechanics continues to fade, as he goes 4-for-5 from downtown and scores a team-high 21 points in UCLA’s 89-75 rout of Stanford Once again, UCLA blows out a Pac-12 opponent in the first half behind Lonzo Ball, T.J. […]

  • “…CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR”

    Panic in the Pavilion — Disco may have died, but the Golden Bears refused to, after a Bruin barrage led by Lonzo, Leaf, and Lil-ford had Cal down 24 points, as they cut the lead to 5 before #4 UCLA finally slams the door in the 81-71 victory Wanted:  Killer Instinct.  Will pay top dollar. […]

  • BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

    Not 13 below but 13-and-oh —  In chilly, rainy Westwood, 4 days before Christmas, #2 UCLA is ice cold from the exterior but still manages to wrap up Western Michigan 82-68 (and start the season hot with 13 straight Wins), thanks to their (Aaron) Holiday Inn Express Santa never fails.  Every year, he manages to […]

  • WOLVERINES’ HUGE JACK-MEN NOT ENOUGH TO X OUT BRUIN MUTANTS

     Bruins Claw to victory — #2 UCLA improves to a perfect 10-0 — by enduring red-hot Michigan jacking up 16 three’s and making 12 in a first half barrage — to save the day with a hard-fought but convincing 102-84 victory, as superhuman Lonzo Ball and his fellow hero underclassmen lead the way Even without […]

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