The Final List for UCLA’s Spirit Squad is out, and it appears that the Nine Dance Teamers were all invited back Unless there is a duplicate first name and we’re making a terrible mistake, it appears that all nine members of the Dance Team passed the audition to return for another year. We are going […]
“Weezy Rider” has bigger fish to fry in the kitchen, and troy’s beans got burned on the grill, when they had to find out from the NBA that Jefferson’s finally got a piece of the pie So when a trojan stabs usc in the back, shouldn’t he become a Bruin Hero? No, because he’s still […]
Okay, so it’s not The Bush Push, but it’s definitely a shove in the right direction Everyone is searching for Nirvana, and sometimes, you need a little sherpa-like guidance. And once you have found the proper path, sometimes you still need a little nudge to get you going on your way. The anonymous little kid […]
We bring you Closer to God: Why buck a Trent? Here’s another batch of hi-Rez(nor), heavenly, from-the-inside “Closer-Ups” (“Help me — I’ve got no soul to sell.”) Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, they long to be, Close to You(CLA). From “Nine Inch Nails” to their polar opposites “The Carpenters,” […]
The UCLA Spring Scrimmage shows that Neuheisel and Chow are starting the Neu Edition from Menudo, getting In Sync, and turning Boys 2 Men, while searching the Backstreets for more Beasties Rick Neuheisel could make a Root Canal fun. And it’s a good thing for 15,000 Bruin fans that he can. That’s how many people showed […]
Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and joint the “NotS-C” Party: Concentration at Camp-ending Scrimmage will be trained on Dwindler’s List of Bruin Survivors This week at UCLA is all about Survival. The Spirit Squad Final selections will come out on Wednesday night, and we hope that none of (y)our favorites get voted off […]
LIVE, FROM NEU-CHOW, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT! (Lite) — ForLORN(E) and injured QB Blues Brothers (It’s Pat and Killer B) know it’ll be CURTINs for the NEWMAN being CHASEd by DeWayne’s World Land Sharks Do you like Defensive struggles? If not, it’s going to be a struggle to be at the Rose Bowl on Saturday Night, when […]
Has the L.A. Times’ Adam Rose to the Occasion? The trojan who does the Times’ SC and UCLA blogs names Bruins’ Dance Team #1, and also might link our Spirit Audition Pics Perhaps we were a tad hasty when we chastised the Los Angeles Times for letting a trojan run their Bruin blog. We thought that there […]
Get your motor running: The nimble and sporty models who have the power to grant your wildest wishes, stretch it to the Redline Wouldn’t you just love to bottle them up and keep them forever? Well, you can’t get the genies back in their bottles, but maybe Mollie and the Judges can. In ONE week from today, […]
If you got your jollies from Pauley’s Dollies, hold your lollies: The Final Roster won’t be announced until April 30th (at 5pm!) Good Golly, Miss Mollie — The suspense is going to kill us. And if WE, as outside observers, are on pins and needles, imagine what the Girls are going through right now. Like […]
UCLA Spirit Squad Try-outs: An awesome display of talent, beauty, and grace that asks the Judges to do the impossible. 1777 photos. No, that’s not a typo. That’s One thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven photos. That’s what it took — in 5 hours — to TRY to capture some of the elegance and energy that blew the roof off […]
Brutal week: The Decline of the Bruin Empire continues, as even Mbah a Moute — who’d be more comfortable a-roamin’ in Togo than in a Roman toga — says he’ll take a stab at the NBA, but doesn’t hire an agent either, so these may not be his famous last words It’s not REALLY a […]