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Archive for April, 2008

  • LOVE TAPS

    Love Lies Bleeding:  Kevin Love pulls the plug on his UCLA career;  Russell Westbrook also declares for the NBA Draft, but neither player hires an Agent The only viable scenario left that has Kevin Love returning to UCLA for his Sophomore season is one where Kevin sustains an injury.  Where’s Jeff Gillooly when you need […]

  • BYE BYE LOVE, BYE BYE COLLISON?

    Hello emptiness:  Time is now Four Freshman to unVail decision about the Temptations, with his “Four Tops,” Everly-Righteous Lettermen Brothers listening, including Darren. If the Four Freshman were still “all the rage,” Kevin Love would be staying at UCLA, because they didn’t leave early back in the Golden Age of Radio.  But since this is the age of Hannah Montana — when […]

  • THE GIFT HORSE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

    After 3 days of Swimming in Bikini Cheerleader pics from the Traveler U. fundraiser, the “swell” still hasn’t run dry Luckily, no ex-trojan Football player has been arrested lately, and there is still no new news on Bushgate.  Therefore, we can continue to keep the majority of our venom to ourselves, while we continue to recognize a […]

  • “ARE YOU TRYING TO REDUCE ME, MR. ROBINSON?”

    That’s what The Graduate from UCLA heard from Baseball’s Color Barrier 61 years ago today, and the Sport is Dustin’ off the memories (which should last longer than Plastics) with today’s “Jackie Robinson Day” (celebrating a trend that even trojans wouldn’t Buck)  Some things transcend the Hatred of The Rivalry.  The last couple of days, […]

  • TEST-TUBE BABES

    Getting in touch with your Inner(tube) Child:  Did someone order a second round of Root-Cheer Floats? Do you feel like you’re in the Twilight Zone, or maybe Opposite Land?  Did some Trojan Hacker commandeer remote control of the site?  Why is “The Trojan-Haters Club” posting sexy photos of USC Song Girls, and even more surprisingly, saying […]

  • RIVAL WITH A CAUSE: USC SONG GIRLS TAKE THE SC PLUNGE FOR CHARITY

    Check your Hatred at the Door:  Today, Bruins and Trojans come together and Pool their resources to raise money for a very worthy cause (by getting very wet!) A female Police Officer from the local Drug and Gang Task Force was recently shot while on duty.  She is now confined to a wheelchair.  When she came up to […]

  • KATIE BAR THE DOOR

    Is there ANY way to keep the Bruin Stars in Westwood, short of locking them in Pauley? The buzz is not good at UCLA right now.  Not only are SEVERAL of the Bruins’ best Basketballers allegedly about to declare early for the NBA Draft, but also the Football Team’s serious injuries and struggling Offensive Line are […]

  • Oh, won’t you STAAA-A-AY, just a little bit longer?

    Baby please don’t go:  “Wooden it be nice” if Kevin & Co. all came back to Win One for The Wizard? Get back, pack, do it again. Memphis Coach John Calipari called his team “The Dream Team,” until they choked away the National Championship.  So that title is once again up for grabs, and if […]

  • SLINKO DE MAYO: Another trO-J cuts and runs

    Over-worshipped “savior” slinks away, crucified by trOJans for failing to resurrect sc’s moribund Basketball “Program” O.J. didn’t do it. When now EX-trojan O.J. Mayo came to usc, he promised to put usc Basketball “on the map.”  Well, Mayo led the trojans to a FIRST ROUND loss — versus an ELEVEN Seed — in his only campaign […]

  • BREAKING NON-NEWS: NO DECISIONS YET

    Ben Howland said today in his Press Conference that the Los Angeles Times’ reports were ERRONEOUS, and that Kevin Love and Darren Collison did NOT already tell him that they were leaving. That doesn’t mean they are staying, just that no announcement is being made today.  Apparently, the families will discuss things this weekend, and the […]

  • DEPRESS CONFERENCE: If Love, DC, and Westy go Pro, Bruin fans may go Prozac

    UCLA’s roster may Shrink today, as Howland’s Press Conference could reveal if any imPatient Bruins are escaping to pursue their (Zo)lofty NBA goals Brace yourselves.  And try not to go Mental. According to the L.A. Times, it is possible that Kevin Love, Darren Collison, and Russell Westbrook could all declare for the NBA Draft this year, with the announcement coming today at […]

  • THE CHALM BEFORE THE STORM: Comeback-culminating Chalmers chuck chases Calipari’s chaotic chokers to O.T., where Kansas tornadoes the Tigers and Chalmer heads prevail

    IllogiCalipari:  Memphis Coach, out-Coached by Self, blames self for 75-68 National Championship collapse You know the DVD that chronicles the 2008 Memphis Tigers’ Magical Season, complete with Kevin Love getting posterized in the Final Four?  Cancel it. Bruin fans can relax now — The worst moment of Kevin Love’s UCLA career, and one of the worst […]

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