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Archive for October, 2007

  • CHOPPED DOWN BY TREES, DROWNED BY LAKE?

    Where do we send the Thank You Card(inal)?  Stanford, and Reggie Bush-accuser Lloyd Lake keep the Bruins from being the team that’s having “The Worst Week Ever” Would you trade a loss to Notre Dame for:  A loss to Stanford, PLUS a lost Heisman, PLUS lost scholarships, PLUS lost Conference Titles, PLUS lost Television Revenue? Well, that’s what […]

  • IF YOU CAN FIND BETTER PICS, BUY ‘EM!

    …and you CAN.  And you can support the Girls (and guys) themselves (not US) in the process   Sometimes when you wish for something really hard, your wish comes true.  Well, for all the people who have been begging us over the years to BUY  FULL-SIZED, UNCROPPED UCLA CHEERLEADER ACTION PHOTOS, now you can.  And the […]

  • THE BLOWBACK OF NOTRE DAME (We had a hunch it would be like this)

    Angry, vocal fans aren’t buying injuries as an excuse, and are now mad at us for not biting the hand that feeds    We’d like the hate mail to stop.  The only hate that we’re interested in is hatred directed against usc.  Not at the Bruin Coach, not at the Bruin A.D., not at the UCLA […]

  • “TOUCHDOWN USC…STANFORD, TOUCHDOWN STANFORD!!”

       Versus replays the Cardinal-trojan Instant Classic, where their shell-shocked Announcer actually MIS-CALLS the biggest TD in the biggest Upset in College Football History If you were watching it on TV, first, you couldn’t believe your eyes.  Then, you couldn’t believe your ears. On 4th Down, trailing by 6 with 54 seconds left, Stanford pulled off […]

  • BEAR-LY REGAL

    Here’s a poem to make your blood boil Because it goes down like Cod Liver Oil: It’s not easy for a Princess to stay Royal, Or for the long-suffering fans to stay Loyal, When an 0-and-5 team you can’t foil (Even though they’re on enemy soil), No matter how hard the Defense does toil. If […]

  • IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED…

    Just a little note to let you know that: 1) The photos from the Notre Dame Game and Rally now have mouse-over captions; 2) Thanks to Bob and this new format, all the photos here now ENLARGE.  Just click on them, and they will expand to as big as 1200 pixels across — Great for […]

  • NO EXCUSES FOR USC

    Bruins’ Scout Team loses to Notre Lame, while trojan A-Team gets beat by Stanford in The Upset of the Century    Never before in the annals of Major College Football History has there ever been a CHOKE this big:  FORTY-ONE point Favorite usc blew a 9-point 4th Quarter lead, AT HOME, to lose to the formerly pathetic […]

  • TAKE IT TO THE BANK

    If you love someone, DON’T set them free: UCLA signs Howland to 7-year contract that will grow to $2 Mil a year The problem with College Ball is that the Players come and go so quickly. Actually, with Free Agency, the Pro Players don’t stick around a place as long as they used to either. […]

  • SHAREECE HAS THE WRIGHT STUFF… FOR USC

    Trojan Defensive Back brags about illegal hit For years we’ve been saying that the attitude at usc is “When it comes to winning Football games, anything goes, and the rules don’t apply to us.” Proving this, Sophomore trojan Cornerback Shareece Wright, who got penalized for a Personal Foul against Washington on Saturday, BASICALLY told the […]

  • TREY MAGNIFIQUE

    Bruin Cornerback Trey Brown, who snatched two Beaver passes, is the 4th Bruin in 5 weeks to win Pac-10 Player of the Week You already knew what BROWN could do for you, but on Saturday, he showed everyone else. As predicted here last week, Trey Brown was able to take advantage of Oregon State’s Turnover-happy […]

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