Author: ucladavid
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BEST McDONALD’S DISHES EVER
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Amaze-balls!! — UCLA Recruit Lonzo Ball dazzles McDonaldland and the whole Country with his spectacular Special Sauce passes, amassing a record-tying 13 Assists as his West team cruises to victory in the prestigious McDonald’s All-American Game Lonzo knows winning. Coming off his 35-0 Championship Season, Lonzo Ball notched another W,…
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SWAGGY P – BRAIN
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The Mustard Falls Off the Hotdog — Current L.A. Laker and ex-trojan Nick “Swaggy P” Young gets accused of lewd behavior and sexually harassing a woman — and her mother — at an intersection in Hollywood What a Swagoff. You can take the player out of u$c, but you can’t…
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NEVER MIND THE BULLOCK!!
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Anarchy in the NCAA –u$c punks choke in March Madness 70-69, blowing a 5-point lead in the final 2:21, with 2 consecutive turnovers, then 3 missed Free Throws in the final minute, and finally, a blown defense, on an inbounds play with 3 seconds left, allowing Providence’s Rodney Bullock to…
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TURN THE BEAT AROUND
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Go to the Matt — The Bruins’ odds of surviving are similar to Matt Damon’s in “The Martian,” but that doesn’t mean we can’t still hold out hope, enjoy the ride, and enjoy some more images from Senior Day at Pauley I’m a sore loser, and if the worst happens…
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LOOKIN’ LIKE A MILLION IN PAULEY PAVILION
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From rags to riches — Even though it’s hard to watch the 2016 Bruin Basketball team sometimes, the UCLA Spirit Squad is always a sight for sore eyes No matter the price of admission to see the Bruins play Basketball, it’s always worth it to be in the arena, thanks…
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HEART-Y BOYS MYSTERY
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Not the way Nancy Drew it up — UCLA shows incredible spirit and heart, fighting back from 16 down in the final minutes, but with a chance to win it with 5 seconds left, a Turnover costs them the victory in their last game in Pauley, and deepens the mystery…
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TROJAN ANCHOR SINKS CAROLINA IN SUPER BOWL SHIPWRECK
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Ka-lil, Ker-plunk: Friendly fire torpedoes Panthers, as their own Offensive Line — anchored by ex-trojan Center Ryan Kalil — is like a screen door on a submarine, allowing Denver’s Defense to get 7 Sacks, cause 4 Turnovers, and score a Touchdown in the Broncos’ 24-10 Super Bowl 50 Victory Peyton…
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IT TAKES A LOTTA BALLS TO DO IT RIGHT
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Super Ball Saturday — Footballs, Basketballs, Meatballs, Crab Balls, and Cheese Balls help make the UCLA Spirit Squad’s lavish fundraising ball a huge success, just like Bruin Football Recruiting, which I learned tonight also does it right: Achieving success while operating with total INTEGRITY unheard of in this day and…
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THE TROJAN WART
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Choker’s Wild — Ex-trojan Carson Palmer blunders through the NFC Championship game, personally committing SIX Turnovers: TWO lost fumbles, and FOUR Interceptions, including TWO in the End Zone, and a Pick-6, dragging Arizona to a season-terminating 49-15 loss The Carolina Panthers are going to the Super Bowl. Most people will…
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SEE USC’S DIXON. SEE DIXON GET BUSTED FOR CARJACKING. DON’T BE A DIXON
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Driving it into the end zone — Ex-trojan Tight End Bryce Dixon, who had previously gotten in trouble for sexual misconduct, is now in jail for suspicion of carjacking and/or a series of robberies All’s well that ends well? Bryce Dixon was a hotshot trojan Tight End, when he got…
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DeMar DeRozan DeFrocks da trojans’ academics
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3+1 = 3 — Ex-trojan’s “duh” moment and admission that he didn’t attend college discloses u$c’s despicable academic deception Some people think that after 50 years, u$c is finally starting to close the academic gap by which it has always trailed UCLA. They claim that by using their vast financial…
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PUSSY GALORE-Y
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Holy Honor Blackman! — It’s a glorious night in Westwood, as UCLA celebrates Russell Westbrook’s donation, and, for the second time this season, de-claws some highly-rated Wildcats; This time, Bryce Alford’s step-back 3-pointer with 1.8 seconds left beats Arizona, 87-84 NBA Superstar (and former Bruin stud) Russell Westbrook recently made a…