Month: September 2008

  • GLORY HOLES!

    UCLA’s O-Line wall is finally opening holes big enough to squirt through, and it’s not too late for a happy ending When usc got pounded on Thursday by the Beavers, people around the Nation talked about how over-rated the trojans are, and about what a devastating blow the choke would be…

  • NOTHING BUT TRAILERS

    Fresno picks up the trash and goes double-wide to dust UCLA by a ‘neck, but Bruin fans get a teaser of better times coming soon Norm Chow’s Offense awoke from their slumber on Saturday, but it wasn’t enough to overcome a mistake-prone Defense, and one huge fumble, in the Bruins’ 36-31 lossto…

  • DEATH BY BEAVER

        Beaver-shot:  Vastly over-rated trojans get holes exposed by 25-point underdog Oregon State in 27-21 loss that prematurely terminates sc’s Title talk This was SUPPOSED to be an article about trojan Football recruit Maurice Simmons getting sentenced to FOUR YEARS in jail for his part in an Armed Robbery… but instead, it has to…

  • RIDING THE STORM OUT

    The R-N-D Speedwagon is losing passengers, as Bruin fans might not Keep On Loving UCLA’s Coaching Dream Team **Rome wasn’t built in a day. **It’s always darkest before the dawn. **Patience is a virtue. **The waiting is the hardest part. **Yada, yada, yada — All I know is that it…

  • Abby NORM-al

    For the second week in a row, Norm Chow’s Offense can’t muster a TD, in 31-10 loss to Arizona Is this the year of the Tennessee Tease? After shocking the Nation with an upset win over the Volunteers,  the Bruins have reverted to a team who has no business thinking about…

  • IT’S GOOD!

    No, not a Field Goal, but the free BBQ sandwich — And with this printable coupon, at least SOME Bruins will score this Saturday in the Rose Bowl The UCLA Offense hasn’t scored since Labor Day, but that doesn’t mean that there won’t be plenty of scoring this weekend when the…

  • DON’T CALL ‘EM LEFTOVERS

    Preheat at 350:  Here are a few more choice morsels that didn’t quite make the cut, but due to overwhelming demand for seconds, are being served up here:

  • SEEING RED

    After nightmare weekend, Bruin fans are singing the Blues In the wake of an enthusiasm-draining 59-0 loss to BYU on Saturday, the UCLA Bruins are experiencing a mini-roller coaster ride of emotions.  The BYU result is what many expected versus Tennessee, but after the Bruins toppled the Vols, very FEW expected…

  • ANOTHER FELON OF TROY (THE PLACE THAT LAUNCHED 1000)

    One Wright Makes Up For Two Wrongs:  Shareece Wright gets hit with FELONY Resisting Arrest, before SC makes Beanie-less Buckeyes their bitches and Brigham Young makes Egg Foo Yung out of the Bruins in stitches Only one thing could soften the blow of the seven hours of sheer torture that…

  • EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION

    It’s only one game, but the stunning victory over Tennessee has Bruin fans feeling very excited Is Second Half Craft for real?  Is ATTITUDE actually the difference between winning and losing?  If you answered “Yes” to these questions, then you also suddenly believe that the Bruins’ rebuilding project is well…

  • PRECIOUS TIME

    It’s finally time to share a few more precious moments from right before the Tennessee game Ohio State may be Pretenders, and Tennessee may not be the Lord of the Rings, but we know “Precious” when we see it, and we saw a lot of it at the Rose Bowl on Labor…

  • IS THIS WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR?

    The Beginning of The Neu Era is Marked by a Winning Attitude, like the one the Nation’s #1 Spirit Squad has had for years Sorry for the delay.  Today is all about illustrating the Neu Era, with the photos that speak volumes, about a Football team that refused to lose, and…