Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos
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EUGENE REPLACEMENT THERAPY
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The trojans NEED therapy, because there’s no Ducking the fact that they are no longer the Conference’s elite team after Oregon beats them, 24-17 Yeah, yeah, we saw the Bruin game too, but if you want to hear about that, go somewhere else, where they are more than happy to…
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You don’t HAVE to be full of it to be a usc Wide Receiver, but it doesn’t hurt
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Erik Affholter bolts from his Head Coaching job after being accused of running up the score, while alleged Steroid-abuser Johnnie Morton returns to sc and is welcomed back with open veins Even though usc’s Most Famous SCumbag was a Running Back, they also have a long and rich tradition of troubled Wide Receivers,…
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YIPPEE-KAI-YAY, MOTHER-F…
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A Rebus Puzzle for DIE HARD Bruin fans, celebrating (among other things) Alterraun Verner and Kai Forbath winning Player of the Week Awards It’s gotta be the most famous Movie Catchphrase of our time that you CAN’T say on TV, or print on a “family” web site, but we think that…
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SELF-COPYING PAGE JAMS UP TROY CANNON, AGAIN
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For the second year in a row, Bruin/Chief Jarrad Page snags a Game-Saving Interception against Al Davis’ Oakland trojans Al Davis and Lane Kiffin must be having recurring nightmares about UCLA Defensive Backs. The Owner of the Oakland Raiders and his new Head Coach are both former trojan football coaches, so they…
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#1, IN AN ALTERRAUN UNIVERSE
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Verner saves the Bruin World by taking his 2nd Pick of the day 76 yards for the game-winning TD; With their 30-21 upset of almost-#1 Cal, the Bruins know that they could be 7-0 and #1 in the Country, but will focus on staying atop the Pac-10 You’ve heard of “alter egos?” …
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IT’S PAT
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Cowan will start against Cal with Bethel-Thompson as his back-up, but he won’t have the protective Red Jersey on Saturday (more like a bullseye) Karl Dorrell made it Official yesterday: Pat Cowan has survived a couple of days of practice, and will therefore be the Starter on Saturday versus…
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CHOPPED DOWN BY TREES, DROWNED BY LAKE?
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Where do we send the Thank You Card(inal)? Stanford, and Reggie Bush-accuser Lloyd Lake keep the Bruins from being the team that’s having “The Worst Week Ever” Would you trade a loss to Notre Dame for: A loss to Stanford, PLUS a lost Heisman, PLUS lost scholarships, PLUS lost Conference Titles, PLUS lost…
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“TOUCHDOWN USC…STANFORD, TOUCHDOWN STANFORD!!”
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Versus replays the Cardinal-trojan Instant Classic, where their shell-shocked Announcer actually MIS-CALLS the biggest TD in the biggest Upset in College Football History If you were watching it on TV, first, you couldn’t believe your eyes. Then, you couldn’t believe your ears. On 4th Down, trailing by 6 with 54…
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BEAR-LY REGAL
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Here’s a poem to make your blood boil Because it goes down like Cod Liver Oil: It’s not easy for a Princess to stay Royal, Or for the long-suffering fans to stay Loyal, When an 0-and-5 team you can’t foil (Even though they’re on enemy soil), No matter how hard…
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TAKE IT TO THE BANK
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If you love someone, DON’T set them free: UCLA signs Howland to 7-year contract that will grow to $2 Mil a year The problem with College Ball is that the Players come and go so quickly. Actually, with Free Agency, the Pro Players don’t stick around a place as long…
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TREY MAGNIFIQUE
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Bruin Cornerback Trey Brown, who snatched two Beaver passes, is the 4th Bruin in 5 weeks to win Pac-10 Player of the Week You already knew what BROWN could do for you, but on Saturday, he showed everyone else. As predicted here last week, Trey Brown was able to take…